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Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes
fembots writes "Two men were arrested for telling lawyer jokes while standing in line leading into First District Court. A spokesman for the Nassau courts said the men were causing a stir and that their exercise of their First Amendment rights to free speech was impeding the rights of others at the court."
...someone better explain to them what IANAL means before they start the sodomy lawsuits...
Trolling is a art,
I saw this story on Fark and for spite, everyone told their most offensive lawyer joke.
The easily offended should stop reading now.
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street together when a young boy crosses their path. The priest says "hey, you wanna screw that boy?" To which the lawyer replies, "Out of what?"
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.
94% of Repubs and 21% of Dems voted to renew the Patriot Act
After all, just 90% of lawyers make the other 10% look bad...
Life is short; think quickly.
...I stick to dead baby jokes. Since they can't talk, they can't tattle on me.
Wouldn't this be "Your Rights inline" ?
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
A. Two - the rest are all true stories.
-sid
Q: How is a lawyer like a whore?
A: For the right money, either one will assume any position.
Q: Why do lawyers wear such tight collars?
A: So the foreskin doesn't show.
Q: What do you give a lawyer before he goes swimming?
A: An anchor.
--- Asking inconvenient questions for over 30 years...
Q: How many RIAA lawyers does it take to screw in a light blub?
A: We at the RIAA think we will never really know, as we are fairly sure that each lightbulb changed by a home internet user represents a lost lightbulb installation fee, which in turn affects the not just the RIAA lawyers but the Lighting Technicians and Carpenters and all the little people involved in music production to such an extent that we now have to over-task our lawyers to combat the menace of the Open Standard Lightbulb Organizations. Th pressure generated by these OSLOs, in turn, prevents us from determining the natural lawyer to lightbulb ratio. Until Congress acts to plug this fee-structure leakage with an appropriate rights management technology and enacts proper criminal penalties for circumvention of our natural right to control the exercise of the lightbulb changing task, we will be forced to file John Doe lawsuits in order to gain the suppoena power necessary to compel the lightbulb supply corporations with the names and addresses of their clearly infringing customers.
Innocent people shouldn't be forced to pay for inferior software development.
--"Code Complete" Microsoft Press
Lawyer: Stop calling me names or I will sue you!
Jock: Shut up or I will squash you!
Geek: Shut up or I will hack into your Xbox!
W: Shut up or I will invade you!
French: Shut up or I will propose a UN resolution against you!
SCO: Shut up or I will demand a licensing fee!
Boss: Shut up or I will outsource your job!
Microsoft: Shut up or I will create a competing product.....and subsidize it!
Slashdotter: Shut up or I will mod you down!
Goatse: Shut up or I will send your mom a special email!
Table-ized A.I.
Q: How many RIAA lawyers does it take to screw in a light blub?
A: RIAA lawyers don't have time to screw in lightbulbs, silly! They're too busy screwing 14 year old kids and their grandmothers...
So if I tell some blond jokes, does this mean some blonds will come and handcuff me?
The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you. - Tom Bradley
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Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
A: 1 in a million turns out to be a human being.
A lawyer wrote a will for an elderly lady. She asked the price and he said, "One hundred dollars, please." She gave him a crisp new $100 bill without noticing that a second $100 bill was stuck to it. Immediately, the lawyer faced an ethical dilemma: "Do I have to report this on my taxes?"
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat. -- Author unknown