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Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the not-so-loudly dept.

fembots writes "Two men were arrested for telling lawyer jokes while standing in line leading into First District Court. A spokesman for the Nassau courts said the men were causing a stir and that their exercise of their First Amendment rights to free speech was impeding the rights of others at the court."

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  1. From the Fine Article by runlvl0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Q: What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
    A: Good morning, Your Honor.

    Q: How do you tell if a lawyer is lying?
    A: His lips are moving.

    Q: Why do they bury lawyers 100 feet into the ground?
    A: Because down deep, they're good people.

    Q: What's the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
    A: Wing tips.

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    Carthago delenda est!