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Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional
An anonymous reader writes "MSNBC reports that a judge in Atlanta, GA has ruled that a sticker placed on all textbooks in Cobb County stating that 'Evolution is a theory, not a fact,' is unconstitutional, and ordered that all stickers be removed."
Finally a bit of sense in the courts. :D
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In the name of plano-terrestrialists everywhere, I demand that all globes, maps and atlases include a disclaimer stating that the idea of a round earth is only one of many possible theories.
Furthermore, we demand equal time in the classroom to discuss our alternative theories of geography.
My rights don't need management.
Dear Creationists,
We'll put these stickers on our science textbooks when you put "God's existence is a theory, not a fact" on your bibles.
Teacher: Class, today we are going to study Creation. A long time ago, God, who cannot be quantified or proven to exist or not to exist, created life using supernatural powers that cannot be explained by science.
Student: Will this be on the test?
Teacher: Will what be on the test?
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alert alert!
A theory may be inside this textbook!
You may be forced to think for yourself!
Don't read this textbook, instead keep on blindly swallowing the lies spread by your religious overlords so they can remain in control of you!
George Bush + Linux = "I will not let information get in the way of the fight against Windows"
Creationism works like this. God is infinite. Therefore, to represent God, we will use an infinite series: .... = 0
... = 0
.... = 0
... = 0
0 + 0 + 0 + 0 +
1 - 1 = 0, so logically it follows that:
(1 - 1) + (1 - 1) +
Removing the parentheses:
1 - 1 + 1 - 1 +
Adding new parentheses:
1 + ( -1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) +
Simplifying:
1 = 0
Thus, God can create the universe out of nothing.
QED
God could not be reached for comment.
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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.
Oh, science is a democracy now? I'm supposed to let the mouth-breathing, troglodytic masses who can't be bothered to learn what an allele is have a say in the science education in public schools? Why does the fact that a large portion of the world is too stupid / lazy / superstitious to learn about evolution matter to you?
All's true that is mistrusted
Institute for Creation Research, check it out.
the Political Inquirer
...they've been ordered to cover them with these!
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In Korea, long hair is for old people!
This does not bode well for my cause...
Hey now! I breath through my mouth due to a nose problem, and I live in a cave ... but I know what an allele is!
Its time to fight against the predjudice towards cave dwelling people with overgrown nasal septa!
George Bush + Linux = "I will not let information get in the way of the fight against Windows"
Bashing religious people, especially Christians, is easy.
Yup, all you need is a good club. Especially real christians: they turn the other cheek.
You can't take the sky from me...
"I hope that this won't negatively impact my future, maybe I'll get lucky and the admissions officers at the schools I'm applying to won't read the news today."
No problem, just show up for your interview in a t-shirt with 'CAUTION - MAY CONTAIN THEORY' written across the front. They'll love you.
Crumb's Corollary: Never bring a knife to a bun fight.
it's "thank goodness I live in Canada ... where there aren't so many people so rabidly fundamental that they try anything, everything, even silly things like stickers to try to make children ignore evidence!"
I remember sigs. Oh, a simpler time!
God is Love.
And Love is Blind.
Therefore, god is Stevie Wonder.
Thank you, I'm here all week, try the lambchops...
Blog Prophyts - Right On, Man
"Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore."
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Some of my bestest friends are tooth-fairies....
You insensitive Clod!!!!
bah!*@%!
Actually, reduced mortality rates are better correlated to the increased righteousness of our cause.
/me prints out a roll of "Gravity is only a theory, not a fact" stickers...
I too would prefer more stickers. Stickers indicating that the aforementioned stickers are not proven facts, but they themselves are opinions regarding the factual nature of the theories contained within the attached book.
You. Right. Grumsh hate evolution. It stinky farty poo. Atheists go squish now!