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Jeff Bezos to Build Space Center

An anonymous reader writes "Amazon.com founder Jeff Bezos will build a space facility in west Texas to develop a commercial suborbital spaceship. His space company, Blue Origin, is 'developing vehicles and technologies that, over time, will help enable an enduring human presence in space.'"

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  1. First Post! by nrlightfoot · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Woo, I got the First Post! -Dialup works just fine for me

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    what sig?
    1. Re:First Post! by databyss · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oooooo... so sorry...

      That mus+++ATH

      NO CARRIER

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      Hmmm witty sig or funny sig? Maybe elitest techy sig!
  2. Re:Animal testing by mOoZik · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ham!

    Oh wait...I think you were referring to *another* monkey who happens to hold office. Never mind. ;)

  3. Re:Animal testing by OverlordQ · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I really dont know. Since he's not from Texas.

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  4. Jeff Bezos ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... can kiss my ass. Maybe he'd better fix Amazon's shitty customer service first. I hope he buys defective O-rings when he gets around to it.

  5. Re:This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hey, would you mind spitting my spooge into this paper cup when you're finished? Thanks, your mom likes to save it up and drink it about once a week. A little sugar in the blender. Sometimes a dash of vanilla. And some ice. Makes herself a real nice cumshake. woot.

  6. Paul Thurrott is much dumber than an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    From the VILE internet-nexus.com:
    "In another moment of unintended hilarity, Spotlight actually crashes on Jobs. Unlike, say, the Media Center demo during Bill Gates' CES keynote, which did not crash, though it was incorrectly reported that way everywhere. "I'm going to get a lot of images here, I ... uh... oops ... I didn't want to do that. I'll show you that in a minute ... [awkward pause and then audience laughter] Alrighty. Yup. I've got a little bug here. [More laughter as Jobs gets the "bong" OS X error sound that typically required a hard reset]. Alright. Well, that's why we have backup systems here." [Riotous laughter and applauding] Only Jobs could get that kind of reaction from a "little bug" that was somehow big enough to freeze Mac OS X completely. And no, you won't see any negative press coverage of this very real gaffe, like we did for Gates, despite the fact that Gates' Media Center demo didn't actually crash. Ah well.

    Since when EVERYBODY ELSE got it wrong BUT Paul Thurrott?

    WOW!

  7. Re:who gives a shit by Capt.+Dick+Jackman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dude, eat your cheerios and try to smile, it's Friday!

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  8. will there be free shipping to space? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    will there be free shipping to space?

    what is the deadline for xmas orders??

    could someone explain how i am going to save money from this.