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Airbus Launches 800 Passenger Jumbo Jet

voma writes "Airbus, the world's largest planemaker, will unveil its A380, a $16 billion wager that airlines will order giant aircraft to ferry passengers between major airports over the next 20 years. The double-decker A380 plane has a wing span of 80 meters (262 feet), almost the length of an American football field. It's 73 meters long and weighs as much as 569 tons (1.2 million pounds) when fully loaded for takeoff. It will have a range of 8,000 nautical miles."

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  1. American version by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's the American version, that holds 400 jumbo passengers?

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    1. Re:American version by Steffan · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's the cargo version, Stupid.
      Isn't that the same as coach class?
  2. This is big enough... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... so we won't need to have a beowulf...

  3. Metric Conversion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The double-decker A380 plane has a wing span of 80 meters (262 feet), almost the length of an American football field. It's 73 meters long and weighs as much as 569 tons (1.2 million pounds) when fully loaded for takeoff. It will have a range of 8,000 nautical miles.

    Impressive stats. How many Libraries of Congress can it hold?

  4. A bit misleading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you RTFA, the 800 seat version is only available within Europe and Asia-Pac. Americans will have to make do with a 400 seat version due to, erm... wider seat requirements

  5. Unveil! by F4Codec · · Score: 2, Funny
    I imagine wrapping this up to unveil will probably be the hardest part of the event.

    • Sticky tape - check,
    • String - check,
    • very large finger to put on the knot - check,
    • Ribbon, who has the ribbon??...
  6. Aha! Factoid measurements! by Xpilot · · Score: 3, Funny

    almost the length of an American football field

    How many volkswagon beatles lined up side by side would be needed to encircle the Earth 12 times as is needed to match the height of stacked A380 planes from here to the moon?

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  7. On hold by paranode · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was put on hold until the in-flight McDonald's could be properly integrated with the cabin.

  8. Enticing Terrorist Target by COLUG · · Score: 2, Funny

    The double-decker A380 plane has a wing span of 80 meters (262 feet), almost the length of an American football field. It's 73 meters long and weighs as much as 569 tons (1.2 million pounds) when fully loaded for takeoff. It will have a range of 8,000 nautical miles.

    That is an impressive list of superlatives for a vehicle vulnerable to someone with a laser pointer and a grudge.

    1. Re:Enticing Terrorist Target by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just write on the side: If you blow one of these up, we'll make bombers out of the others.

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  9. Re:Wings by caluml · · Score: 4, Funny
    Thise Europeans know how to do big engineering projects.

    Don't include us English in that. We can fuck up any big construction scheme. The French, however... Did anyone see that bridge that is higher than the clouds? That's worthy of a Slashdot story in itself.

  10. Re:Great move, now can we .. by RoboRay · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are you insane? The airlines can't even get my baggage to where it's supposed to go, and you want to be baggage?

  11. Re:555 not 840 by SpongeBobLinuxPants · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have flown in a lot of 747s and have NEVER seena bar.

    They had to take them out, seeing the pilots at the bar kept making the passengers nervous.

  12. Airbus is in trouble by tzanger · · Score: 5, Funny

    That google image link has Google textads for ebay... "Airbus A380 for sale. aff Check out the deals now! www.eBay.com" and "Low Priced Airbus A380 Huge Selection! (aff) ebay.ca"

    Personally I find that frickin' hilarious.

    1. Re:Airbus is in trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Try searching for 'negro' on google, and see what eBay is selling.

  13. Re:Look forward to another round of US v EU by birdman17 · · Score: 2, Funny
    the big question of who will adapt better to a world without oil

    This would be my main question - what are they going to fuel these giant planes with in 20 years? Or 10 years? Or even 5 years? Already, fuel prices are causing airlines headaches, and most airlines are operating in the red as it is.

    I suspect the future of flight might look more like this than this.

  14. Re:Fly where? by stridebird · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a pronunciation problem that got out of hand...it's called the war on tourism.

  15. Re:Wings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dome du Millenniume?

  16. Now Boarding by EEBaum · · Score: 2, Funny

    AirFrance A-380 Flight 3842 to Paris will now begin boarding rows A39 to A57 at gate 34. Passengers not already in line are advised to enter the end of the queue, located in terminal G, just past the third McDonald's on your right.

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  17. Ireland and big engineering projects by zoney_ie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah we know how to do big engineering projects... like a giant spike. Also known as the world's tallest sculpture (i.e. anything taller that other countries have built actually DOES something, e.g. Eiffel Tower - radio transmitter).

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  18. Re:Wings by eggoeater · · Score: 1, Funny
    Just because they didn't go on your war for more oil doesn't make the worthless.
    That's because they were already getting oil from Iraq in the highly corupt oil-for-food program. I'm not trying to flame-bait here...I wish the Iraq war didn't happen. I actually like France as a nation, I just think Jauc Chirac(sp?) is an asshole.
  19. Re:The SUV of airplanes, this A380 by abelsson · · Score: 2, Funny
    oh wait... its kinda like getting your ass saved in a world war, then spitting on the graves of those that saved your ass a scant 40 years later.
    Geez! When will you please stop beating that old horse? Dudes, you only get a limited amount of fucking gratefulness for every good deed. And I hate to break it to you, but we-saved-your-asses-in-WW2 is all used up by now. You don't see us whining about how we saved your ass in the revolutionary war, now do you?