Echoes Hint At Accelerating Universe Expansion
cr0kin0le writes "400,000 years after the Big Bang, oscillations between gravitationally contracting matter and outward radiation pressure left newly discovered acoustic echoes. Independent teams from U. of Arizona and U. of Durham, England have found circular ripples with wavelengths of 500 million light-years which indirectly imply that universal expansion is accelerating due to dark energy."
God: Hello!
[400,000 years later]
Universe: Hello, hello, lo, lo, lo, o...
(or was that Eddies in the time-space continuum?)
Lump lingered last in line for brains, and the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane.