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AI Bots Pick The Hits of Tomorrow

Wolverine Inspector writes "The Music Industry uses a product called HSS (Hit Song Science) made by Spain's Polyphonic HMI. According to The Guardian "while no one's talking about it, it seems that the whole record industry is already using AI to choose hits. From unsigned acts dreaming in their garage, to multinationals such as Sony and Universal, everyone is clandestinely using a new and controversial technology to gain an edge on their competitors." Even though it costs about $5,200 US/$6,500, many artists are starting to buy it to help them write succesfull songs."

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  1. More white bread, please! by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's just great.

    Remember how video card manufacturers were tweaking their drivers to perform well in benchmarks? "Musicians", and I use that term loosely, will be tweaking their songs to score a "hit" on this service.
    FTA: Those "leftfield", illogical and grassroots-inspired departures from the norm, such as disco or drum and bass, could not have been predicted - but they shift the mainstream and provide the momentum any culture needs to remain fresh.
    Right, but it will be harder than ever to produce something out of the mainstream when a record exec will look only at the score on HSS and potential effect on the bottom line.
    FTA: As Smith says, "Art is the one area where people can, and should be able to, make radical statements. Anything that encourages safe, consensus-driven music should be used with caution."
    Art for art's sake is virtually a thing of the past. Prepare for more of the same on the FM dial! (thank goodness for etunes.com)
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    1. Re:More white bread, please! by savagedome · · Score: 3, Funny

      Art for art's sake is virtually a thing of the past.

      Welcome to the age of 'Art for fart's sake'. It's the future!

    2. Re:More white bread, please! by daniil · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Art for art's sake is virtually a thing of the past.

      Yeah, as if we haven't heard this one a hundred times before. But in time, these predictions have always proved wrong.

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    3. Re:More white bread, please! by CaptainZapp · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Musicians", and I use that term loosely, will be tweaking their songs to score a "hit" on this service.

      Sure, but so what? Same as you are not forced to eat crappy processed food you don't need to buy this homogenized shit.

      Sure, something gets lost along the lines. Creativity? Kharma? Soul? I don't really know, but unfortunately this change happened after the last of the titans in the music business left the ship and where replaced by young, aggressive, MBA schooled and Excel knowledged executives, who don't really give a shit if they're moving laundry detergent, softdrinks or, well, culture [for lack of a better word].

      The somewhat cheering thought is that we will always have good music around (currently Tom Waits: Blue Valentine, but I digress) and there will always be good new bands, song writers, arrangers and musicians.

      The difference between them and the mainstream will be that while they don't necessarilly shun technology they sure as hell won't use "hit"-writer software, or those gizmos that "clean" mistakes in human vocals.

      I totally agree with your assessment. Just wanted to add some perspective and maybe a more joyful outlook on what is to come.

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    4. Re:More white bread, please! by garcia · · Score: 5, Interesting

      But in time, these predictions have always proved wrong.

      The music industry has proven again and again that "time" no longer matters. Bands like The Stones, Aerosmith, etc, are all a thing of the past. They don't need them. They want acts like Spears, Maroon5, etc who rise to the top of the charts quickly through marketing, consolidation, and payoffs, and who are only there for a short time before the next big thing hits.

      Touring, actual music playing, and actual singing are overrated. The HSS printout says so.

      Just tweak this, this, and this. Add a synth here, here, and here. We have a hit. Two hits, maybe three, and we can continue to whine that we don't make any money because we spent it all marketing something that died after 3 years.

    5. Re:More white bread, please! by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I totally agree with your assessment. Just wanted to add some perspective and maybe a more joyful outlook on what is to come.

      Yeah, if slashdot had a "+1, Cynical" rating my karma would be through the stratosphere. The only radio I listen to nowadays is AM news & weather. Most mainstream music isn't my cup of tea although there's a good university station here that plays some neat bands.

      In my original post I mentioned etunes.com. I meant emusic.com, I've found a lot of really decent smaller bands there I would never have heard of had I gone to the standard CD mall-store or listened to the mainstream radio. Mind you, my favourite band is Motorhead so my observations on art and music should be taken with a grain of salt ;)

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    6. Re:More white bread, please! by Seumas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I really don't see any of this as a problem.

      There are musical artists and then there are musicians. Musicians play instruments or sing and write music, etc. Artists produce a piece of work intended to convey emotion and inspire or in some way evoke a response from the listener. A musician custom-builds a film-score, jingle, muzak or top 40 hit.

      There's no art in "rock-away" or "drop it like it's hot" or "thong thong thong thong thong". That garbage is just for bouncing around to. There's no more art to that than there is to a room full of old people after a burrito dinner.

      So, if they want to use some AI software to find out what the next big hit on Total Request Live will be - great. Artists will never be found on TRL as it is, so what do we care what happens with that genre of music?

      I find it unlikely that they'll be applying this to most other fields of music. *shrug*

    7. Re:More white bread, please! by kantai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh really? Because many people are composing actual music today right? ...

      Britney Spears, et al != Current Music

      There is other music out there.

    8. Re:More white bread, please! by wing03 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right, but it will be harder than ever to produce something out of the mainstream when a record exec will look only at the score on HSS and potential effect on the bottom line.

      To hell with the mammoth record labels and their use of that piece of software as their sole or one of many tools to determine a hit.

      We all know that they're a bunch of smug suits looking to do as little work as possible to maintain their riches. Not embracing electronic distribution, use of this software to determine their next cash cow and raising prices on CDs are but a few examples.

      The revolution has started. independents and companies who are on the net selling singles for a fair price. Word of mouth, people who are actively doing or figuring out methods of promotion and distribution that's contrary to the dino-record labels are winning and will take the loyalty of artists and bury the labels that refuse to change.

      Artists who are insecure enough and/or only wanting to make money rather than contibute art are aplenty. Those that want to contribute to society are fewer and far between and those that succeed will continue to be a small handfull.

      I believe it's a matter of time now before something truly revolutionary and groundbreaking is produced by an independent that totally circumvents the record co's.

      But more immediately, perhaps the only change this will effect is an immediate upswing in RIAA member balance sheets. In time, there are enough assaults on their traditional business model that they will either have to change or die away.

    9. Re:More white bread, please! by bogado · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It happens that she is in fact an artist, being an artist has nothing to do with the quality of what you produce.

      Even if she just go in shows and dance and dub her self with a recorded version, it still art.

      I don't like it, you probably don't also, but still art.

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    10. Re:More white bread, please! by Skye16 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That argument has merit until you follow it out to the extremes. Is a pen cap art? What about each individual Cheerio? How about a pile of dog crap? It's all been produced, but the quality, however, is, at best, mundane, and at worse...feces.

      There comes a point where you have to draw a line - and I admit that it is a grey area, and up for interpretation - as to what art may be. Saying everything is art completely removes whatever meaning the word may have.

    11. Re:More white bread, please! by Mr.Zong · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Uh, we did read both links right?

      This thing picked Norah Jones. Frankly, shes damn talented, and is quite the opposite of this modern day radio crap fest. If anything, this app seems to be telling the brain dead execs that the crap your playing sells well initally, but if you put out quility (like jones) you don't need the marketing blitz (which she didn't get) and you don't need to reinvent the market every year.

      You would think the /. crowd would know better then to guess the outcome of data mining and pattern recognition applications(Look at me! I know how the ANN got it's answer!).

      Lets not forget, the program his to be smarter then those execs making the decisions. It's not possible for it be dumber. Its really not.

    12. Re:More white bread, please! by h0mer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's no art in "rock-away" or "drop it like it's hot" or "thong thong thong thong thong". That garbage is just for bouncing around to. There's no more art to that than there is to a room full of old people after a burrito dinner.

      By "Rock-Away", I think you mean Lean Back by Terror Squad featuring Fat Joe, produced by Scott Storch. I find the instrumental part very well done, merging a orchestra sound with heavy drums. In fact, you could say it provoked an emotion from me. I feel "pumped up" when I hear it.

      "Drop It Like It's Hot" is produced by the Neptunes, who are famous for *not* using synths and computers to make their tracks. I find the mouthpops interesting since I haven't heard them used in that way.

      You don't like it, that's fine. You don't have a right to say it's not art, I don't like a lot of classical music but it's certainly art.

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    13. Re:More white bread, please! by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its like the scene in Demolition Man (the movie) where all that the radio stations play is old advertising jingles...

      Music has a whole host of attributes:
      1. Tune/melody/rythum(sic)
      2. Lyrics
      3. Score/instrumentation (the instruments and harmonies selected to support the melody)
      4. Skill (singing, musicianship)

      Listen to the Beatles after they went into the studio with George Martin. Listen to Aerosmyth. These are masters of their art - and hence why their albums continue to sell today.

      Most of today's top 'artists' (and I use that phrase loosely) on the POP chart have 1 or sometimes none of those attributes. (I realize there are a few exceptions - we are talking about the overall quality of music - that has dropped off in quantity since the 1980s).

      Sadly, until most listeners can tell the difference between Filet Mignon, and Dog Food and spend their dollars accordingly, the music industry will continue to feed us crap.

      Better yet - why not form an indy band and get some gigs (or just play in the garage for your own amusement). That is probably more enjoyable, and certainly costs less money over the long run.

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    14. Re:More white bread, please! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find it even more cheering that such dreadfully inhuman methods would be used to make mainstream music that can only present indie music in a better light. If I were an indie musician (like perhaps the band Brother), I'd rejoice that my "competition" would take such a route to its own mediocrity.

      Apparently Humanity needs a constant lesson in what happens when power is removed from people and placed centrally in a bunch of corporate dirtbags. We need to learn this over, and over. The music industry is now teaching it to the consumer, and is about to ramp up the pace of the instruction.

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    15. Re:More white bread, please! by drew · · Score: 2, Funny

      - girl (the more titties the better)

      while there are rare exceptions (total recall springs to mind) most movies i have seen only feature girls with 2 'titties'.

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    16. Re:More white bread, please! by redivider · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Totally agree...

      As much as I'm not really a fan of most current hip hop music, I really do appreciate the production of a lot of the songs I've heard lately. I'm not gonna get into an Art vs. Not Art argument because it's completely unwinnable (and unlosable, really...), but if I can listen to a piece of music and appreciate the creativity that obviously went into it or the originality of the sound, I think there's a good chance a lot of people would very much consider it "art." It's irrelevent that they were motivated by money or the idea of appealing to the masses.

      Just because something is created to try to appeal to the most people possible doesn't disqualify it from being art. It may not be an acceptable motivation to create art by *your* standards, but those are your standards, which are, in the world of "art," pretty much meaningless to everyone else. And they should be. As should mine. That's what makes it interesting.

      I agree with an earlier post about how a line needs to be drawn between what is art and what isn't. Or more accurately, a line already has been drawn, but no one seems to know where it is. is a pen cap art? Well, no not really. If it's just sitting with its pen on my desk. But I can take that pen cap, without modifying it in any way, and turn it into art simply be placing it somewhere in a certain way. Or maybe it could even become art if I take my whole desk as it is right now (without touching the pen cap at all) and put it in a glass case in a museum with a stuffed monkey sitting in my chair.

      Would that be good art? Depends who you ask I guess. (Probably not) And where is the actual art? Is it the desk? The pen cap? The whole scene? Or is it somewhere else? Was it just that split second where I thought to do it in the first place? And the actual physical objects are nothing more than a way to allow other people to experience that moment of my existence? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe I'd just be full of shit.

      Anyway, the point is, it's just kind of annoying to hear people saying that a certain type of music or a particular song definitely isn't art, just because they don't like it or it doesn't fit into their definition of "art" (which is just as valid (or not) as anyone else's).

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    17. Re:More white bread, please! by orangesquid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Typical standard definitions are something like: Art is anything exceptional that portrays the struggle of human existence.

      Most people don't record their own songs: that's the exceptional part. Also, talking about one crappy relationship after another happens to portray quite well the lives of many people aged 12 through 25.

      Art is typically designed to portray something in some way; if it is accidental, the design was for randomness (or the design might be applied retroactively). For example, I can paint a picture of a skyscraper getting struck by an airplane. I might paint a picture of a skyscraper getting struck by a doughnut---that image itself isn't part of the human experience, but it's a twist on an existing image, and the twist is one of humor, or strangeness, or perhaps irony (since doughnuts are usually not destructive objects), which are all part of the human experience. I don't think it's very /good/ art, especially since lots of people come up with songs, but few get them recorded and mass-produced, which seems to be the exceptional part (is it art just because everybody's heard it?)...

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    18. Re:More white bread, please! by spirality · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to agree with you. There will always be good heartfelt music around. The days of it being spoonfed to you are over.

      I write an occasional song or two and believe that process to be a outlet for whatever I'm feeling at the time. It's an organic and personal process. I can't imagine using a computer program to tell me if what I'm letting off my chest is going to sell. Personally I don't care if it sells, I'm not trying to make a living off of it.

      To that end I try to write songs that please me first, though not all of them do. I generally don't like to perform the ones that don't because they lack energy. One thing I have learned overtime about writing songs and performing is that the same song can be well-received one night and poorly another. This speaks a lot to how you perform a particular work. It is essential that you are excited about what you are performing. I think this is especially the case if people are not familiar with your material.

      Anyway if other people like my stuff, great. I'd like other people to like my songs, but I always start by pleasing myself, and I don't need some computer to tell me if I've done so.

      I suppose this qualifies as art for art's sake. As long as people want to truly express themselves art for art's sake will be alive. It may however be dead as far as the major labels are concerned.

  2. Sigh by Nastard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remember the good old days when the listeners picked the hits?

    Next up: bots that generate pop music.

    1. Re:Sigh by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They dont already?

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    2. Re:Sigh by CheechBG · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next up: bots that generate pop music.

      They already have bots that do that, they call them boy bands. It was supposed to be bot bands, but I think someone in the 80's screwed it up with Menudo, and the name stuck. What are you going to do...

    3. Re:Sigh by Nastard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, the record companies contract people to go and give monetary "incentives" to radio stations to get their picks put into heavier rotation (or into rotation at all). The station plays the song and calls it "hot", and the listeners, all eager to be hip and fresh and on the cutting edge of music, hear the word "hot" and jump all over it.

      Or in some cases, people just hear the same song so many times that it becomes familiar and eventually enjoyable.

      The point, though, is that you're given a multiple choice test when it comes to picking the music you like, and the record companies want to ensure as few choices as possible, and that whichever you pick belongs to them.

    4. Re:Sigh by SnapShot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do DJ's -- other than in college radio -- actually have any freedom to pick songs? I was under the impression that the suits at ClearChannel or Viacom choose the playlist. I can't imagine that a DJ at a ClearChannel owned radio station is going to have the freedom to play some local artist or, for that matter, the Dixie Chicks.

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    5. Re:Sigh by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Interesting

      " Remember the good old days when the listeners picked the hits?"

      When was this?
      Music has been marketed to death for a very long time. Heck even in the 60s do you think the Beetles landing in New York to all that press coverage and screaming fans just happened?
      Once a something crosses the line into big money it is all over. Look at Comic books, sf, Anime is on it's way to being market driven.

      Even computer software is now more driven by fluff than substance. BSD is every bit as good as Linux but it does not get the "mindshare" that Linux does. The Amiga, Atari ST, and Apple Mac where much better systems than MS-DOS and the 68k was a much better chip than the 8088 and 80286 but PCs won because of marketing

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    6. Re:Sigh by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Informative

      From what I know about DJ's "freedom" to pick songs, a certain number of songs played during their shift (typically four to six hours) must be from the approved playlist. Depending on the location of that station (and therefore how important the market is), they might have to play more of the "required" playlist or less. (I seriously doubt that the stations here in Columbia, SC are held to the same requirements as a much more competitive area like NYC.)

      Usually, these requirements are structured so that a DJ can't play all of the "required" songs in the first hour or so of their shift and then play anything they want for the remaining 3-5 hours. (More's the shame.)

      From what I can tell of the local stations, it seems to be about 75% of the songs they play are from the required list and the rest is up to the individual DJs.

      Kierthos

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    7. Re:Sigh by Talondel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think DJ's at radio stations are free to play anything that isn't on the approved play list. I submit the following anectdote as my only evidence. Here in Phoenix there was (and still is, though in a new form) a modern rock radio station called The Edge 106.3. The station was changed to a Spanish language format, but it was known that this was going to happen long before it actually did. The existing DJ's knew they weren't going to be around after the change. The afternoon drive DJ (I believe called Dead Air Dave) started playing the "What are they going to do, fire me?" song of the day every day at 5:15. It was basically just some song he likes that wasn't on the approved play list. Sometimes it would be a deep cut from an album they already played, sometimes a new local band he wanted to give some pub to, or something he heard on the internet and liked, or some old school band that didn't get played any more. Now I'm not one who usually listens to the radio much, I've got too much money in cds and mp3s. However, I always tuned in to hear the "What are they going to do, fire me" song of the day. Why? Because it was different! I was guaranteed to hear a decent song, that I probably hadn't heard before (or at least in a long time). I wouldn't always like the songs he picked, but at least it was something new. Kinda like eating a new dish at a favorite resturant. And I always *learned* something, becuase he'd explain why it was today's song. The ironic part is that after the station closed most of the staff reformed The Edge as a truly independant radio station on another channel. That DJ continued the "What are they going to do" bit for a few months after. They don't do that any longer, but the station itself is pretty decent. The even stream their broadcast on the Web, which few stations seems to do these days. You can read about the station and find the stream at: www.theedge1039.com

  3. RIAA Bot by kdark1701 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would appear that the music industry is not ailing as much as they would like us to believe.

  4. This Explains The Success Of ... by strelitsa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Air Supply and Ashlee Simpson.

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    1. Re:This Explains The Success Of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Take that, Air Supply!

  5. Scapegoat by CypherXero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So instead of people blaming the HUGE record industry that produces crap, they can blame a machine! Sounds like a scapegoat to me. Either that, or the record execs are SO STUPID when it comes to music, that they have to get a machine to help them out.

    1. Re:Scapegoat by EEBaum · · Score: 2, Funny

      So instead of people blaming the HUGE record industry that produces crap, they can blame a machine! Sounds like a scapegoat to me. Either that, or the record execs are SO STUPID when it comes to music, that they have to get a machine to help them out.

      or? I'd say "and"

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  6. This is not Artificial Intelligence by dtolton · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is not AI. The music companies are using clustering technology.

    The basic idea is that you measure certain characteristics of a song,
    such as voice quality, cadence, etc. I'm sure the actual
    characteristics used are much more complicated, but the idea is the
    same. Once you have your characteristics you can build a three
    dimensional vector out of a song. After you have your three
    dimensional vector, you can then use many different algorithms, one
    such is the Bi-secting K-means algorithm to group the songs together.
    After you have built your cluster, you take a new song, run it through
    the process and check to see how close it falls to a "hit" cluster.

    We use this same process for document classification at my work, and I
    don't think it bears any relation on AI. As I stated above, it's a
    rather simple grouping technique.

    There is a downside to this technology though. By measuring how close a
    song is to previous hits, you are guaranteeing that all new songs will
    be similar to old hits. This type of system tends to minimize or
    eliminate fresh new types of music.

    (why the word wrapping? Emacs auto-fill-mode)

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    1. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by CheechBG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So basically, the AI is using the J. Evans Pritchard method for determining greatness in poetry (which is can be widely considered as a spoken form of music) to determine the overall greatness of modern music.

      Just great. Where the hell is the barbaric YAWP when you need one.

    2. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by Mechanik · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Once you have your characteristics you can build a three dimensional vector out of a song.

      Don't you mean an n-dimensional vector? Wouldn't it be only three dimensional if they're only measuring three characteristics?


      Mechanik

    3. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by BandwidthHog · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's also sure to farther drown out any ammount of creativity and innovation left in the music industry.

      My god man, do you have ANY idea how much water that would require?!?!?!?

      With the amount of our precious natural resources you propose using to drown out the remaining creativity from the music biz, I could rinse out my coffee cup.

      Mmm, coffee...

      *wanders down the hall*

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    4. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by iainl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, no.

      If too many A&R guys just use this software, then the interesting new music won't get signed. If there are decent A&R guys working and they pick up the new good stuff, release it and it becomes big enough to appear on the radar, then it is classed as a "hit", and becomes a new data point on graph.

      This already happens, though - witness the sheer number of blatently manufactured skatepunk bands that came out once a few of them had some chart success. Same for the Limp Bizkit crowd and hundreds of Norah Jones replicants.

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  7. For various definitions of success by kent_eh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    many artists are starting to buy it to help them write succesfull songs."

    Comercially successful != good

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  8. Circular statistics by mfarver · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is it just me or did the article quote music industry folks as saying the software must work becuase 95% of the hits of the last decade scored highly. The software is a mathmatical model based on the hits of the last century.. so of course it scores them highly.

    1. Re:Circular statistics by pclminion · · Score: 3, Informative
      You've made a very good point.

      In the field of machine learning, it's considered a major no-no to quote performance figures based on your training data.

      The typical way to validate your results is called an N-way cross-validation. You split the data into N parts, and perform N training runs. Each run uses N-1 chunks to train, and tests on the remaining chunk. Then you average the results to get a general performance estimate, or you can use a T-test to compare the results against another algorithm.

      This report would have been rejected immediately from any academic journal of any significance. It's a fucking joke.

  9. The formula by k4_pacific · · Score: 4, Funny

    The program works by applying the formula. It takes three variables.

    Boobs
    The artist must have boobs. The larger they are, the higher this value.

    Blandness
    The blander it is, the higher this value.

    Beat
    The stronger the beat, the higher this value.

    These are multiplied together.

    B * B * B = X

    If X is greater than or equal to the Olivia Newton-John quotient, a recognized standard throughout the popular music business, the song will be a hit and we release an album.

    If X is lower, we don't do one.

    Q: Are there a lot of these kinds of artists?

    You wouldn't believe.

    Q: Which record label to do you work for?

    A major one.

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  10. Is there any escape from noise?!? by sporktoast · · Score: 4, Insightful

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    SPECIAL DESIGNER SONG FOLLOWS IN 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.


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    In a related story, the IRS has recently ruled that the cost of Windows upgrades can NOT be deducted as a gambling loss.
  11. Dupe of a Dupe by Gossy · · Score: 3, Informative

    This was discussed last November, which was a repeat of the same tech from February.

    A quick search for "polyphonic" in the music category would've easily picked this up, they're the only 3 matches!

    1. Re:Dupe of a Dupe by ObdewllaX · · Score: 2, Funny

      No - It's a new article created by examining popular past articles and generating an article which is statistically similar to the great slashdot articles of the past.

  12. Analize this by Elphin · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the website:
    • The first step in the process for our technologies is to analyze a representative sample of music (up to date we have
    • analized more than 1 Million tracks)
    Analized? Analized? - what dedication these folks have. Brings tears to my eyes.
  13. The real story by sam_handelman · · Score: 3, Funny

    The label's marketing department are promoting him to the Norah Jones audience. But Polyphonic's analysis has shown that the crooner's song patterns are more similar to Linkin Park, Aerosmith and JayZ.

    future HSS developer: You know who I really hate? The record industry.

    future HSS collaborator: Well, you should do something about that.

    future HSS developer: You're right! Recording execs are really, really, stupid. I bet it'd be easy. I've got a plan.

    future HSS collaborator: Sigh... fine, what's your plan?

    future HSS developer: They pay us $6000, and we tell them if their song will be a hit or not, then give them some printouts with, you know, clusters of dots on them, random numbers, whatever. Then we say "Artificial intelligence! The magic boxes say this will be a hit because it resembles Tupac Shakur and Wagner!"

    future HSS collaborator: You know, unlike your plan to hack people's PVRs to make them think they're gay.... this would actually work. Let's do it. Get me a dartboard.

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    The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
  14. Fight back by Scorchio · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just use a bot to listen to the music and tell me if I liked it or not. It mostly says "no", so I assume it's working fine.

  15. Dehumanizing art by Anonymous+Cowherd+X · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Producing something for a desired effect like that is not art, it's a manufacturing process if you make it this automatic. Any monkey can produce such regurgitated music, so why should I pay them, I can buy the software myself and make such music. There is a way to make use of this kind of principle without automating and dehumanizing it, for example, Neil Sedaka wrote Oh, Carol by studying the number 1 hits in a number of countries around the world for weeks and then he drew on that to come to some conclusions which helped him shape his creative output.

    This automated way described in the article takes away that creative role from the artist by providing the output as well. Why do you need such monkey artists? If you really want that kind of music just set up a system that automatically generates songs which would be free to download to the first 2,000 people who would be required to rank the song and then at the end of each week make the top ranked song available for sale to everyone else.

  16. Academia's Abandonment & Shunnery by EEBaum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't help but think this (and similar issues) is in some small way a lost opportunity for academia, which likes to pretend that popular music (i.e. music that people like to listen to) is somehow less valuable than "serious art music." Here, we have thousands of people who could be leading intelligent discourse on music, many of whom like popular music but won't dare say it because of an unwritten stigma that popular music is "low brow". Because of this, a potentially vocal, educated population that could be smacking RIAA execs upside the head now and again, or at least crying foul, instead relegates itself to the "classical" niche, often the "new music" sub-niche. Said people actually do speak out from time to time, but are so isolated by genre that they seem rarely to be noticed.

    As one of said people, please excuse me while I return to my clarinet practice and writing my string quartet.

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    -- I prefer the term "karma escort."
  17. Southpark anyone? by stevenharman · · Score: 3, Funny

    This sounds a bit familiar... I think the RIAA stole this idea from Southpark. Cartman dressed up like a robot (AWESOM-O) to get secrets from Butters... but he ended up in Hollywood creating blockbuster movie ideas. Here is how it went down:

    Producer: Gentlemen, this little boy was kind enough to let us show you his robot. The AWESOM-O 4000. [approaches the robot, who's seated at one end of the table] I've already seen what he can do.
    Staffer 1: Uh, excuse me sir, but uh, that's not a robot.
    Producer: It's not?
    Staffer 1: No, it clearly had bipedal movement, so the correct term is "computerized automatron."
    Mitch: Oh, very nice, Mitch.
    Staffer 2: You are the smart one.
    Producer: Well, regardless, I believe maybe this automatron can help us come up with new movie ideas.
    Staffer 2: How can a robot come up with better ideas for movies than us?
    Producer: Watch this: AWESOM-O, given the current trends of the movie-going public can you come up with an idea for a movie that will break a hundred million box office?
    Cartman: Um... okay. How about this: [the staffers take pen to paper and anticipate the ideas] Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a ...golden retriever, or something.
    Staffer 2: [thinking over this idea, then write it down] Oh, perfect!
    Staffer 3: We'll call it "Puppy Love"!
    Staffer 2: Give us another movie idea, AWESOM-O!
    Mitch: Yeah yeah!
    Staffer 3: Let's hear it!
    Mitch: Yeah, we wanna hear it!
    Staffer 3: Come on, come on!
    Cartman: Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billion dollars, but first, he has to, like, become a ...boxer, or something.
    Staffer 3: [the producers start writing again] ...Yes, it's flawless! Mitch: Punch-Drunk Billionaire!

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    90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
  18. This is why I listen to classical music on radio by HackHackBoom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Living near New York City, I consider myself lucky to have access to the New York Times Classical Music station. I am so sick of the garbage that has been produced in the last 10 years (Except Eminem, for some retarded reason I like his crap) that I barely ever change my radio tuner off 96.3

    As for what I listen to at home and work... Ironically it's all old school stuff from Black Sabbath and Beasty Boys earlier music, plus.. more classical

    I wonder if I'm the only guy who's so totally jaded to new music that I touch nothing new, period.

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    "It's not stealing if you don't get caught!"

  19. This reminds me of a book by Lifereaper0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I seem to remember a Piers Anthony series called the "Apprentice Adept" in which there was a game where you could play music. It was judged by a computer, so while your music may have sounded like utter crap to humans, it would be given a high score because it was "technically" right. This reminds me of that.

  20. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
    It is just stuff or back ground noise.
    AKA: Celine Dion
    In a recent poll, 10% chose Celine Dion. The rest preferred a root canal w/o novocaine.

    Does this remind anyone of the Monty Python skit where they use mathematicians to create the world's funniest joke, and use it to get Nazis to die laughing?

  21. Just when I thought... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The music industry might turn itself around; they go ahead and do something this stupid. Music is art. It is not objective. It is not rational. It is not definable. It is not quantifiable.

    This system will destroy popular music. It will define the elements of a "hit" song, then it will only determine that songs with those elements could possibly be hits. That ignores the history of music where what's a hit changes from year to year.

    I listened to punk rock for decades. In the 80s songs by the bands All and 7 Seconds would never have been recognized by any system as being hits. But fast-forward a decade and suddenly artists like Blink 182 and Greenday ARE having hits using the same formula.

    Basically, this system will stagnate the music industry as it will lock it into a very narrow form of music and it will not be allowed to grow. People will get even more bored which will lead to decreases sales.

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    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    1. Re:Just when I thought... by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Music is art. It is not objective. It is not rational. It is not definable. It is not quantifiable.

      I'd like to see proof of that, because I've a sneaking suspicion that it might not be so. For "good art", you're talking about the preferences of human beings. Those preferences are shaped by fixed forces - factors that have been selected for over the last 100 000 years or so, and the preferences are expressed in a definiable physical system, the brain. "unquantifiable" and "not definable" as opposed to "has not been quantified" and "to complex for us to define at present" are strong terms, and there's no proof that it is like that.

      For hits as opposed to art, even better, you're not trying to predict the actions of a single human being, merely those of most a large crowd of them.

      I listened to punk rock for decades. In the 80s songs by the bands All and 7 Seconds would never have been recognized by any system as being hits. But fast-forward a decade and suddenly artists like Blink 182 and Greenday ARE having hits using the same formula.

      So such a system, when fed a lot of 80s hits as training data, and a new punk song as input, will conclude that it has no hit potential. But put in hits of the 90s, and it should match. That's basically "sounds like what already sells", which is so simple that even a record company exec can do it.

      Basically, this system will stagnate the music industry as it will lock it into a very narrow form of music and it will not be allowed to grow. People will get even more bored which will lead to decreases sales.

      Chart music already = narrow and boring, existing styles. I suspect that this has already been happening for a while, and explains why new musical styles have to gaina an "undergrownd" fanbase before they "go mainstream". This software would lock this trend in even more (you get what you ask for), assuming that everyone used it. If not, small labels stand to make the occasional killing when a breakthrough happens (e.g. sub pop).

      It would help sales in the short term, but hinder them in the long term. I'm actually for it. Anything that helps hasten the complete irrelevance of the mass-market lowest-common denominator music charts must be good. Maybe I'm too old, but they don't affect me any more at all. We've got better new toys like MP3, inernet radio, cds from amazon, podcasts, etc.

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      My Karma: ran over your Dogma
      StrawberryFrog

  22. Analogy to food is apt by benhocking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In many areas of the US, we're seeing a rise in the demand for organic, non-trans-fatty, less-processed foods (e.g., Whole Foods). Actually, it's more acurate to say we're seeing a rise in the supply. The rise in demand necessarily preceded this rise in supply.

    Similarly, if too many musicians over-process their music, we will see an increased demand for more "organic" music that will evenutally lead to an increased supply. The end result might even be better music.

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    Ben Hocking
    Need a professional organizer?
  23. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by scragz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Does this remind anyone of the Monty Python skit where they use mathematicians to create the world's funniest joke, and use it to get Nazis to die laughing?

    Actually, there was a joke writer who came upon it by himself and died. There were some scientists later in the sketch, but that was later when they were in isolation to translate the joke.

  24. Re:and they wonder why sales suck by untaken_name · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sales aren't down. Sales are up, even though the total number of artists releasing albums is down. The RIAA pretends like they would have made billions more dollars if not for file-sharing, etc. However, they're making more money than they ever have before. Seems pretty fucking greedy to complain about 'lost sales' when you're selling more crap than ever before. Also, people DO buy full albums. If no one liked pop music, it wouldn't be popular music. Just because you aren't getting what you want from record companies does not mean that no one else is. Damn, that's a pretty egotistical point of view, isn't it? That if you don't like something, no one else can either? Holy arrogance, Batman.

  25. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by stormhair · · Score: 2, Informative

    Does this remind anyone of the Monty Python skit where they use mathematicians to create the world's funniest joke,

    "This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die... laughing."

    http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/jo ke.html

  26. AI and statistics... by Omni-Cognate · · Score: 3, Informative

    ... are intricately related. Many AI techniques are forms of statistical inference or statistical classification techniques. Some neural nets implement grouping techniques not that different from k-means.

    Any box which learns from a set of data in order to predict future data by implicitly extracting trends and patterns from that data is an implementation of some form of statistical inference algorithm and is subject to all of the general results statistics has to offer about such algorithms. Conversely, statistical inference algorithms are often implemented in ways associated with AI, for example as neural nets.

    Given this situation, it's hard to define the boundaries that separate artificial intelligence, pattern recognition, statistical inference and classification and the rest. Of course, there is a legitimate question as to whether such techniques actually mimic genuine intelligence even in principle, and there are other approaches.

    From the point of view of terminology, there is a huge range of techniques that can be called AI, and statistical inference is one of them. If you call a VLSI neural network implementing a statistical inference algorithm "AI", then why not call a normal computer implementing a statistical inference algorithm "AI"? Besides, AI sounds a hell of a lot sexier than statistics when you're trying to extract maximum dough from the ample coffers of the recording industry.

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    "The Milliard Gargantubrain? A mere abacus - mention it not."

  27. Silliest line from the article by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article says: ". . . [an] A&R director at EMI believes that HSS as a hit predictor merely reinforces decisions taken by A&Rs, those record company employees given the job of discovering new songs and artists. "A good A&R has a very accurate instinct for what the market needs," he says - and the fact that 95% of hit songs in the past 50 years are high scorers seems to back him up."

    Um, HSS is using past hit songs to define high scores, so the fact that past hits have high scores is not some sort of vindication of the job these mysterious A&R guys have been doing. The real question is why that figure isn't 100% - I'm guessing this is probably because the clusters are fairly wide, so some songs manage to be far enough from the algorithm's definition of the cluster to be classed as non-hits, despite being part of the training set?

  28. Re:Self defeating? by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I wonder whether "supply & demand" will play a role here. If thousands of artists start producing formulaic output, won't the per-artist demand drop? With perhaps a compensating increase in demand for innovators?


    If??? IF??? My god, have you heard pop music nowadays? I can't tell them apart because they've become so formulaic. A lot of modern groups sound like they must be a dime a dozen; or at least carefully compiled to match some already known formula.

    As to wether an increase in demand for innovators happens, it's happening on a small scale. It's just only a small percentage of people who go looking outside the mainstream.

    I personally don't listen to music most people have even heard off -- I just don't expect that I make a dent in the total sales.

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    Lost at C:>. Found at C.
  29. What makes music "popular" by teeloo · · Score: 2, Informative
    I took an interesting course at York Univerisity called History of Popular Music 1945-Present. The thesis was that all music that is popular to the American and European mainstream has specific characteristics. What we did in the course was to compare (arrangement, notes) the versions of popular "rock and roll" songs and the original "rhythm and blues" version (ie. Elvis' "Hound Dog" originally sang by Willie Thornton).

    The differences were consistent. It was obvious that mainstream versions had african musical characteristics (rhythm based) whereas the popular versions were more european influenced (melody and harmony).

    If you listen to what is mainstream music today, the same patterns emerge. Virtually all pop songs follow the same template. The chorus and verses are always in the same places, the breaks are always at the 3/4 mark etc...

    The beats are also important. Pop music relies heavily on the 4/4 beat, with the accent on the downbeat. African influenced musics have a lot of syncopation (accent on the off beat). Syncopation is what makes something "funky".

    Lastly, there is a great book called "How to Have a Number One The Easy Way" by the KLF. Its online here: http://www.tomrobinson.com/work/klf.htm

    Just follow this to the T and they guarantee you a hit. Its really just a matter of following certain rules and watering down to the least common denominator.

  30. from TFA by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Insightful


    But why do we really like the music that we like?

    Becuase we're told to. The fiasco that is Ashlee Simpson verifies this: she came from nowhere, is obviously bad to even the most undiscerning listener, but all of a sudden she's everywhere because she got signed up for the "Star Treatment Package", $19.95.

    They push crap like this down our throats because they think they have a "product" and don't care enough to think about it too hard; then they blame poor sales on pirates. Thank God for internet radio. Those bastards are going to sell out to irrelevance if they aren't very careful.

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  31. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Does this remind anyone of the Monty Python skit where they use mathematicians to create the world's funniest joke, and use it to get Nazis to die laughing?

    Actually, it reminds me of some of Bradbury's more gloomy predictions of the sanitization of the culture that was happening then and is continuing to occur.

    How long until books are written the same way, or at least evaluated by the same kind of tool? I suppose the news media will have it happen to them first: "Sorry, Dan, that story about political hanky-panky rated a 4.5 on our offensive-o-meter, way above the threshold of 3. Put some kittens in it and maybe we can get it to a 2.5."

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  32. Re:Personal music assistant by throughthewire · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Somethis that can be configured to an individual's tastes, and which can then sample and select new music from the company's music library. Sort of a 'Tivo Suggests' for music. I'd buy that.

    Like LAUNCHCast before the RIAA leaned on them, and then Yahoo! acquired it and ripped out everything that made it innovative and cool?

    You'd rate songs on a scale from 'never play this again' to 10, and the system would select new songs based on what you'd already rated and insert them into your personal "station" rotation.

    But the real killer feature was that you could search for other users whose tastes were statistically similar to your own, subscribe to their stations, and learn about new and different music and artists as some of their favorites were added to your rotation. Want to buy a song? Click on it.

    Absolutely cool collaborative software. Unfortunately, if you wanted to expend the effort, you could abuse the system to constuct a station that could (gasp!) play a specific song at a specific time for free, and the RIAA wouldn't allow that.

    So the only thing that had gotten me to purchase any new music in years was eviscerated, stuffed full of ads, and then sold to Yahoo! as a 'service' with all the collaboration gone. You could pay money to lose the ads. Whee.

    Bitter? Me?

  33. sh*t clustered is still just sh*t by l3v1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They can cluster Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears all they want. Just please, pretty please, don't kill any newborn Pink Floyds or Deep Purples with some junky software. This would make me fold little paper boats from my IT degree, that's for sure.

    --
    I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I can think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
  34. This kinda stuff makes me ashamed to be a musician by Mr.+Cancelled · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, but I subscribe to the "music's in your blood" theory of being a musician. You've gotta have the passion and the drive to get it out, as well as the desire to explore your creativity. At least that's the way I think.

    When people pay several thousand dollars to have a computer tell them what kinda of music they should be making, they're no longer musicians in my book. At this point, they become money grubbing attention whores, incapable of original thought or expresion.

    While the real musicians are out honing their craft, and improving themselves, these "plastic musicians" are out trying to find a shortcut to easy street via techniques as this.

    The only bright spot for real musicians these days is the fact that as the Net and other technologies become more prevelant, there's many more options for the average listener (the one's who think that if it's not on the radio, then it's not real music). In fact I think that the growing success of podcasting, and shoutcasting is a direct result of people finally getting fed up with the crap that radio forces upon us! Once people realize that they too can easily "dial in" something other than the next Jessica Simpson lipsync'd hit, then this industry will slowly die away.

    As proof of this, scan Shoutcast sometime, or hook up with some podcast feeds. You'll soon notice that there's hardly any cookie-cutter pop music being played on them.

  35. Tweak one song... by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I were a musician, I'd tweak just one song to become a radio hit... and count on people buying my record so they can hear the music I really wanted to make.

    --
    "The advanced societies of the future will be driven by competing systems of psychopathology." -JG Ballard
  36. This is the *real* response to downloaders by wishlish · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe the RIAA has decided that, since we've all downloaded the *good* music, they're just going to create crappy pop syrup that no person with two ears will want on his hard drive. If they put enough Ashlee Simpson records out, eventually the downloaders will give up looking new music, and the industry can go back to overcharging for silver platters with decent music.

    Secret Industry Memo
    From: RIAA
    To: All artists

    Don't forget- Every time a crappy song is played on the radio, a downloader goes to hell. So record CRAP!

  37. Anyone have any example scores? by TimeZone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just out of curiosity, I'd like to see how some of my favourite songs score on such a system. I have a hard time believing that 'Echoes', 'Shine on..', or other great music fits their calcuations very well.
    TZ

  38. Overpriced, so people don't figure it out by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative
    You can't just buy the application; you have to pay $5000 per run. That keeps people from figuring it out.

    Otherwise, you could put a genetic algorithm and a synthesizer on the job. Use the HSS application as an evaluation function, and let it crank until it had composed an optimal song. Or just run every free MP3 on the web through. (Now that would be a good idea. Somewhere, there may be a garage band that doesn't suck.)

    There's a similar program to predict Wine Advisor scores. If that were easily available, people would be synthesizing the optimal wine.

  39. Re:Bands of the past -- staying in the past? by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The boomers are all aware of this situation where the music from 40 years ago is being constantly pumped into public spaces and how much it annoys people (like younger people of so-called 'Gen X') who don't share a cultural identification with these recordings. Mostly though, they don't care if only because they happen to like this music.
    The blame is not on the 'boomers' themselves but instead on the music industry. These 40-year-old recordings are the cheapest and most cost-effective way to fill public space with background music. Every time one of these recordings gets played in public, someone, somewhere gets paid off. Every time.
    The only way to make these recordings disappear from public space is to change the financial framework of the music 'publishing' industry, which determines who gets the money whenever these recordings are played in public space. But that's simply not going to happen without forcing the disintegration of the music industry. One more argument to 'pirate' music recordings and swap music files without money transfers.
    'Blaming the boomers' is too easy because even if all the boomers were to disappear tomorrow nothing that they are assumed to control would actually change. Boomers are just filling slots in a 'system of power' that itself needs to be changed for your life to get better.

  40. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All your points are well-taken and insightful:

    Nevertheless,

    Many people think that bars are horrible places to be in. If you don't like alcohol that much, hate loud, constant, unequalized sound and dark, smelly places, and don't have a lot of money...bars totally suck. People need to develop tiny amplifiers that are the size of paperback books with great sound along with inexpensive but expressive musical instruments and play in coffeeshops and fast-food places late in the evening when they are not busy.

    - Instruments can be bought cheaply now on eBay and Craigslist. Music can be learned from the internet and music educational software.

    - Basically the global music corporations Do have the legal resources to prove that they 'own' every melody ever written and every story ever told. That's why it's becoming increasing important to develop culture outside of the corporate framework and to continue to build (through file-sharing and 100 gigabyte hard disk swapping) vast individual private libraries of 'pirated' material in order to keep the public domain (which is everything that has been broadcast on a public media like radio and TV) available for ourselves and for future generations.

  41. The Ultimate Melody, by tekrticus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A short story by Arthur C. Clarke describes one possible consequence of this sort of thing. The scientist involved builds a computer to study the underlying theory of music, harmonic relations, wave analysis, frequency distribution, etc. and how it interacts with the brain on a physiological level. His search is related to the notion that all existing tunes are crude approximations of the fundamental melody that has eluded composers for centuries (basically a rehash of Plato's theory of ideals applied to music.) The scientist is later found in a permanent catatonic state in his lab (by his tone-deaf assistant) with the Ultimate Melody repeating over and over in an endless loop. Because the overwhelming power of the Ultimate Melody (the ideal form on which all melodies in the universe are patterned after), his mind is completely dominated by it--much the same as when a catchy tune gets stuck in your head for days, only much more powerful. The melody formed a fugue in the pathways of his brain, going round and round forever, obliterating all other thoughts.

  42. Re:How's the view from that high horse? by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You seem to have developed your own little universe where an "artist" is somehow above the common musician because of some hair-splitting difference in "intent". In order to help you deflate this pretensious tomfoolery, I'm now going to reveal a great secret imparted to me by my 10th grade English instructor.

    All great literature was composed for one purpose:

    To make money.


    So drop the coffee house tone, already. Most of the musicians that "produce a piece of work intended to convey emotion and inspire" in a garage somewhere suck just as much as most of the ones hand-picked by record executives for the size of their breasts. Actually, more, because the hand-picked ones can usually comprehend at least common time.

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    ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
  43. Yes! by tommyth · · Score: 2, Funny

    With some AI in there, the music industry can finally claim to have some intelligence.

  44. Cause for optimism...? by GrahamCox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Everyone seems to be saying (as was my first reaction when I read the story) that this will lead to everything sounding the same, being bland, etc - as if that wasn't already the case. However, I believe there is cause for optimism - because when something good comes along that really doesn't fit the "hit box" it will stand out so much above the background mush of the rest that it will be worth taking notice of. When I was growing up mainstream music seemed to be a lot more diverse, and you had to pay close attention to really keep up with what was going on. It was hard work (but usually rewarding) to sort the good from the bad. Now all you need to do is keep the radio on but turned down low so you don't actually have to listen to it, but loud enough so that when something interesting does get played, your brain suddenly wakes up and notices it. Thus it becomes much easier than it used to be to pick out interesting stuff. Thanks, lazy pigopolist music industry-type guys!

    If you think I'm joking, consider this. The UK has just now "celebrated" the 1000th number one record in the charts. The track in question is Elvis Presley's tune One Night from about 2000 B.C. Last week's number one (the 999th) was Elvis Presley's Jailhouse Rock. Hrrrmm... could there be a marketing campaign around promoting Elvis records? Perhaps to help flll up the special "limited edition" (only 500,000 issues!) box sets of Elvis's Greatest Hits that were flogged off the other week, a bargain of an empty carboard box for only 10.99GBP. Marketing genius really, get the punters to stump up for an empty box, then get them to fork out 3 quid a week for fifty weeks to fill it! (Elvis fans - just say no!)

    Every number one nowadays comes IN at number one, because of hyping and marketing techniques. But the 1000th number 1 needed only 29,000 sales to make it there. Of the last 530-odd number ones, all but 2 entered at number one. This makes the chart meaningless. Back in my day :) entering at number one was virtually unheard of - Slade's Merry Christmas Everybody did it in 1973, the next one to do so was about 5 years later! And back then you needed to sell hundreds of thousands if not millions of records to make No. 1. So basically the music industry has ruined what used to be a useful indicator of popular taste (within limits) into something that isn't even a useful indicator of how successful their marketing is, except in pure binary terms (number 1 = did OK-ish, not number 1 = flop). Basically the chart has been quantised down into fewer and fewer bits. I say it's time it was officially abandoned altogether, though those of us with any musical sensibility personally abandoned it some time in the early 1980s.