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No More Players for World of Warcraft - For Now

Chris writes "FileFront has broke the news from Blizzard that they are no longer placing their highly popular MMORPG on store shelves, due to the recent server problems reported by Slashdot on Tuesday. Denying rumors that they had asked several stores to pull the game from shelves, Blizzard rep Gil Shrif is quoted as saying: 'We're just being careful not to release additional copies to be sold until we feel the game servers can support additional players.' The online store on Blizzard's website shows the game to be out of stock. No word on whether or not this will affect the Korean release."

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  1. bad idea by halcyon1234 · · Score: 5, Funny
    because I'm sure mentioning thier servers on Slashdot will fix the problem.

    {melt}

  2. WoW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    No word on whether or not this will affect the Korean release.
    It shouldn't be much of a problem, only old people in Korea play World of Warcraft.
  3. Sounds like it's time for a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let players kill each other off... and make it permanent. A little population reduction.

    1. Re:Sounds like it's time for a war by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 2, Funny
      I've a better idea. Let the disenfranchised hack the servers with an Orcish horde, laying waste as they go. The plan is that they lay seige to some wealthy town and threaten to put all of it's denizens to the sword unless they are allowed to open legitimate player accounts.

      That'll show 'em.

      --
      "OH SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL!"
    2. Re:Sounds like it's time for a war by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let players kill each other off... and make it permanent. A little population reduction.

      Good plan. Once the players are dead, Blizzard can just delete their characters!

  4. Re:Too much Southpark? by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I just wonder who is getting the hemorrhoid.
    You misunderstand.

    EA *IS* the hemorrhoid.
    --
    "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living."

    - Seneca
  5. I hope this sort of thing catches on! by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe MS will stop selling Windows until its problems are fixed :-)

  6. I'm a consultant, and I'm here to help you by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Funny

    What they need is a more scalable enterprise solution.

    --
    Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
  7. Re:Too much Southpark? by dangrover · · Score: 2, Funny

    Naw. In Korea, only old people play video games.

  8. Real Trouble by EdwinBoyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure the Korean WOW players will take the server problems in good humour, now if the Starcraft servers went down it'd be a diferent story. Kekeke!!

  9. Re:Come back! EQ forgives you! by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I might make an analogy,

    A: "Hmm. The amusement park is closed."
    B: "Let's go and break broken bottles in this deserted, garbage strewn alleyway! It's filthy and no fun, but it's always open!"

    --
    One god, one market, one truth, one consumer.
  10. Re:Not at all by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

    All my foes are spelling or grammar Nazis.

    All your foes are belong to us.

  11. Re:Remeber diablo 2? by SQLz · · Score: 5, Funny
    Imagine buying a CD, for example, and not being able to play it AT ALL for 2 days.

    Oh, the horror.

  12. Gamer FUD by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

    My guess is they have a poorly designed backend/database system that is simply broken and cannot be fixed even by throwing more hardware at the issue.

    I'll show you a poorly designed backend. Ever heard of Rosie O'Donnell?

    It's funny how much of an interest so-called customers suddenly take in the business interest of a MMORPG deale^H^H^H^H^Hprovider when they can't get their fi^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hplay their game. The world won't end just because servers go offline, nor will the company go belly-up, because people will keep coming back for more, no matter what. They'll bitch and moan and sulk, and then start playing again the moment the servers are functional.

    But, to address the technical aspects of your comment, one minor bug can wreck havoc in any piece of software. You'd be amazed how easy it is to omit a single character which can change the entire functionality of an algorithm. That doesn't mean that the software was poorly designed, rather that it was insufficiently tested before being implemented.

    Now players can sit in queues for anywhere between 1 to 3 hours...and if they're lucky enough to wait that long and log in, they may get 10 minutes of actual playtime before they get booted out of the game or lag out and forced to sit in the queue yet again.

    Now THAT'S news. I would understand if Blizzard would let people excercise free will, but forcing them to wait for 3 hours with only 10 minutes in game before making them wait 3 hours again? Could you provide some details? Are they using cattle prods or firearms to do this? What happens to the people who try to resist and go do something else instead? And what are they doing with the bodies? Thanks.

  13. Re:As good as it is to make money by SamNmaX · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's gotta feel damn good to actually pull your product because too many people want it. Seriously, this problem has gotta be the "best" problem Blizzard could have had with this game.

    It was a catastrophic success!

  14. Hot New Job by Agret · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hot New Job! - Network Operations Manager
    Are you experienced in managing IT personnel and projects? Is keeping gamers happily playing games a top priority for you? If so, then please see the Network Operations Manager posting for more information on how you can join Blizzard and help us support our players.

    See:
    http://gotwow.net/jobopp/netops-manager.sh tml
    For more information!

    --
    Have you metaroderated recently?
  15. Re:Not at all by UziBeatle · · Score: 3, Funny


    Hey, his sig explains his situation.

    --
    Something between the lines jumps out and bites your arm off. Soltan Gris / London
  16. Re:Not at all by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2, Funny

    All my foes are spelling or grammar Nazis.

    "all of my foes"