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The Forgotten Huygens Experiment
jdray writes "An experiment onboard the Huygens probe didn't run as planned because someone forgot to turn it on. The team lead for the experiment has put eighteen years of his life into the project, just to watch it not happen after a seven year ride to its destination on Titan."
1. Doh
Doh (d)
Interj.
a) A Gen-X colloquialism conveying an overall feeling of frustration.
b) Used to express a feeling one has after realizing they have been tricked, misled, scammed, swindled, etc..
c) Used to boast or chide the victim of such tomfoolery
d) Coined by the animated sitcom character Homer Simpson in the mid to late eighties, "Doh" is similar to other one word, one syllable explicatives in that it is a quick and succinct summary of one's aggravation, but differs in that it was an accepted substitute to similarly censored words.
I forgot to turn on my cellphone this morning, and missed a call from someone dear to me. Still, reading this makes me realise that somewhere out there, someone is feeling even worse over forgetting to turn something on.
Everything in the world is controlled by a small, evil group to which, unfortunately, no one you know belongs.
i spent 23 years of my life to get a girlfriend. i deleted all my pr0n for her. now she is gone. life is truly a misery.
I never understood why the apostrophe is there. What letter has been omitted? Maybe Homer somehow believes that saying "some water" in French is swearing or something.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
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Find the person who was responsible for this, send him or her up there to turn it on, and tell them not to expect any overtime for it. In fact, the costs for sending them up should be taken out of their salary.
Might sound a bit hard, but it's the only way they'll learn.
The belief in a biblical god is an ignorant one
off. site. backup.
women come, women go, but pr0n is forever
Suchetha
learn from yesterday, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
or one out of three ain't bad
Sure they have!
They just realized what was at point 2.
Signatures are for stupids.
Edmund Blackadder: Right, let's get the book. Now; Baldrick, where's the manuscript?
Baldrick: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string?
E: Yes, Baldrick -- the manuscript belonging to Dr. Johnson.
B: You mean the baity fellow in the black coat who just left?
E: Yes, Baldrick -- Dr. Johnson.
B: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging
to the baity fellow in the black coat who just left is.
E: Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing
with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the
soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. For the last time,
Baldrick: Where is Dr. Johnson's manuscript?
B: On the fire.
E: (shocked) On the *what*?
B: The hot orangy thing under the stony mantlepiece.
E: You *burned* the Dictionary?
B: Yup.
"You lied to me! There is a Swansea!"