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Monkeys Pay for Monkey Porn

Posted by michael on from the is-that-a-banana-in-your-cage-or... dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Give a monkey some spending money, and he'll blow it on pictures of women monkeys. He'll also pay to see dominant monkeys. But you'll have to pay him to look at inferior monkeys. That's the upshot of a study out of Duke that was designed to explore the 'social machinery of the brain with an eye toward helping autism patients.' Next up -- seriously -- the researchers want to run the same test on Joe Sixpack (sans the monkey business)."

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  1. Re:experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    well, thats because who'd wanna be female?

    lucky theres not many females here! :P

  2. Come here monkey.... by pinball667 · · Score: -1, Troll

    You have spankings left to complete... Can someone please read the article and give me a summary? It's far to late in the redneck infested mid west USA to give a shit.

    Next up, Joe six pack watches his mom get stuck in the bum and whacks off to IE inhanced internet porn.

    Seriously, they should have put a cap on the inbreading when the south lost the war.

  3. Re:some spending money by Punboy · · Score: 0, Troll

    They're referring to the professors. The students use Kazaa, GNUTella, and other P2P networks. The professors are far too dignified to get their porn through such "dirty" means.

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  4. Re:Hahaha dumb monkeys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I stopped paying out on people's typing when they discovered the SHIFT key!

  5. Re:Humans already do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    I'm quite happy with physical non-sexual contact with other men.

    I think you mean gay.

  6. Re:Humans already do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    That sounds like the kind of comeback a gay would have.