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Monkeys Pay for Monkey Porn

An anonymous reader writes "Give a monkey some spending money, and he'll blow it on pictures of women monkeys. He'll also pay to see dominant monkeys. But you'll have to pay him to look at inferior monkeys. That's the upshot of a study out of Duke that was designed to explore the 'social machinery of the brain with an eye toward helping autism patients.' Next up -- seriously -- the researchers want to run the same test on Joe Sixpack (sans the monkey business)."

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  1. Do they - ? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    Do they spank the monkey as part of the experiment?

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  2. So... by jtbauki · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....the next time you get caught looking at porn, you can point to this article and say, "Hey it's not me, it's evolution, baby."

  3. So... by mattiwatti · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where can I download this monkey porn?

  4. err... by Heem · · Score: 5, Funny
    FTA:
    The rhesus macaque monkeys also splurged on photos of top-dog counterparts


    Anyone else get a completely different meaning out of that then they intended?

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  5. Hahaha dumb monkeys by wileycoyoteacme · · Score: 5, Funny

    i stopped paying for porn the day i discovered a web browser!

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  6. sorry, no dice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My boss doesn't like it when I call him "baby".

  7. Re:Humans already do this by joke_dst · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is just homophobia driven to the extreme...

    Watching sports is not a sexual behaviour, but rather a herd behaviour. It strengthens the bond to the "herd", in this case the followers of the same team. It also appeals to the competitive side of humans, since sports (usually? always?) are a competition. It's hardly a display of gay sexuality.

  8. And how do researchers spend money? by adityapk · · Score: 5, Funny

    >Give a monkey some spending money, and he'll blow it on pictures of women monkeys

    Give researchers some money, and they'll spend it on monkey porn

  9. Bestiality by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ok, silly question...

    If a male monkey gets off on looking at pictures of naked (human) women, is that considered bestiality?

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  10. Re:Ig Noble Prize Material by johnlcallaway · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I must disagree. I have read several books that attempt to show coorelation between primate behavior and many human behaviors. These studies are important in the nature/nurture arguments and important in learning how to treat social and mental disorders.

    Besides, anything that strengthens the argument that watching p0rn is natural gets my vote for futher funding.

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  11. Re:Humans already do this by famebait · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's a subtle sexualisation of contact

    The sexualisation happens in your head, dude. Physical contact is not inherently sexual, it's just christianity's fucked up relationship with sexuality that makes it so.

    In many cultures it is perfectly natural to take someone by the hand to show them the way somewhere, even if both parties are adult males. Most americans would consider it "gay". Now what sort of mental condition and view of sexuality does that require?

    Not that many other cultures don't have their own serious hangups, of course.

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  12. Hot ot not, eh? by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BRG8K8H&key=EUB
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry...
    *GG*

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  13. Missing the point: A cure is not needed by Johnny+Fusion · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From the article: "One of the main problems in people with autism is that they don't find it very motivating to look at other individuals," Platt said.

    This is an attitude of what those comfortable with Autism call a "curebie". I am the parent of a wonderful boy who happens to have autsim, and I can tell you, he is no need of a "cure".

    Autism is categorized as a system-wide neurological disorder. A "disorder" because the system of an autistic individual deviates from what is considered "normal". These are most likely inherited traits. To "cure" autism would pretty much be a system of eugenics. Once born with these traits, there is no cure. Just as there would be no cure for left-handedness or red hair. This is not an acquired disease, this is who these people are.

    Not being comfortable with looking at someone in the face is not the end of the world. I hope to teach my son coping mechanisms to live in a world that does not make sense to him, there is no need for him to pretend to not be autistic and fit in with the Neurotypical folk.

    As cool as it is that monkeys like porn as much as the average slashdotter, this research in my opinion is misguided.

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  14. Re:experiment by Skinny+Rav · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why are there way more women on magazine covers than men? Because in general, men like looking at pretty women... and woman like looking at pretty women too, albeit for reasons other than sexual attraction in most cases.


    Well, women look at pretty women as at dominant females. It is the same as posters of Jordans and Beckhams and who else in male teenagers' rooms.

    But true, this is weird. While guys like to watch sportsmen and actors (dominant males) and women like to watch actors and models (for sexual reasons), magazines with female photos on the cover sell better - and AFAIK it has been proven. Men are allowed on covers only if accompanied by a woman or with a baby or, seldom, if they are really, really mega celebrities.

    Raf