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Dual Core Intel Processors Sooner Than Expected
Hack Jandy writes "AnandTech reports that Intel's Smithfield processors are going to get here sooner than they originally predicted; most likely within the next few months. Apparently, the Intel roadmaps reveal that the launch dates for next generation desktop chipsets, 2MB L2 Prescotts and Dual Core Smithfield processors (operating at 3.2GHz per core) are almost upon us - way ahead of the original Q4'05 roadmap estimates. Hopefully, that means Intel will actually start shipping the new technology instead of waiting four months after the announcement for retail products."
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... this has the potential to become the mother of all paper-launches.
Hope not.
Belief is the currency of delusion.
Hammy goodness!
Smithfield Hams
People wait because they are dumb morons who love being told everything just so they can believe it. Take into account the last election, at least a quarter of voters still believed that Iraq had WMDs and ties to Al-Queda.
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I already said what I think about Dual Core processors (comment ID=11313371)... You can tell it was me by the 13371 comment ID, of course.