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Amazon Offers 2-Day Shipping For $79/Year
stevejsmith writes "Amazon.com has announced their Amazon Prime service. For $79, you get free two-day shipping on all items, upgradeable to overnight shipping for $3.99 per item. The offer applies to most media (books, DVDs, CDs, etc.) and can be shared among "up to four family members living in the same household." Apparently the only way they will enforce this family-only sharing clause is by mandating that your "family members" know your birthday."
Unless it can transform from a tractor-trailer into a bow-wielding vixen, I'm not interested.
Obliteracy: Words with explosions
Does Amazon Prime compete with Optimus for leadership of the Autobots?
Perhaps he is the UPS truck to Optimus's tractor trailer?
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Im in enough trouble trying to remember my wifes birthday as it is....
Photons have mass!!?? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
It's amazing how marketing has managed to distort the English language. Hey, I'll work for Free/Hr.
Re-submit in two days. I'm sure they'll repost it.
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You're not supposed to do the math!
"I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey
I can go buy my 1300 pound shipped JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank happly knowing that shipping will run me $79!
-- Knowing too much can get you killed, but knowing who knows too much can make you rich.