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Sony Announces PSP Launch Date

Posted by Zonk on from the brace-for-impact dept.

Today we have word that Sony has announced a U.S. launch date and price for their upcoming PSP handheld. The date? March 24th, and the unit will retail for $249.99 when it hits the street. From the article: "the PSP Value Pack contains ... [a] 32 MB Memory Stick, headphones with remote control, battery pack, AC adaptor, soft case and cleaning cloth, movie/music/game video sampler UMD disc including multiple non-interactive game demos, and for the first one million PSP Value Packs shipped, a special UMD video release of the feature film Spider-Man(TM) 2 from Sony Pictures Entertainment."

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  1. Buzzwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    including multiple non-interactive game demos

    Wow... I never thought a marketing drone would be able to come up with such a convoluted way of saying 'commercials'.

    1. Re:Buzzwords by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Funny

      I never thought a marketing drone would be able to come up with such a convoluted way of saying 'commercials'.

      I'm sure the same drone will see to it that the "fickle spinning disc of death" from the Japanese models will be renamed "unannounced projectile gaming episodes".

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  2. The 2nd Million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The second million people receive a small note with a B&W picture of spider-man reading "You didn't buy fast enough. FOOL!."

  3. Re:As a best buy Employee... by e2ka · · Score: 5, Funny

    None of the Best Buy employees I have ever seen have had any product knowledge anyways.

  4. Re:$249? Ouch! by KDR_11k · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hammer. Available at every decent tool shop.

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  5. $65 for Headphones and a Memery Stick??? by CSchiewek · · Score: 2, Funny

    The PSP sold in Japan for ~$185 USD right?

    So Sony is charging $65 for a pair of headphones I don't want or need, and a memory stick that's too small to be useful?

    I'm not at all impressed.

  6. "Already got one?!" by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2, Funny

    ARTHUR:

    It is King Arthur, and this is my my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?

    FRENCH GUARD:

    This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.

    ARTHUR:

    Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Sony PSP.

    FRENCH GUARD:

    Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.

    ARTHUR:

    What?

    GALAHAD:

    He says they've already got one!

    ARTHUR:

    Are you sure he's got one?

    FRENCH GUARD:

    Oh, yes. It's a Japanese... (I told him we already got one.)

    FRENCH GUARDS:

    [chuckling]

  7. Re:$249? Ouch! by millennial · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read that as:
    Hammer. Available at every decent tool shop. only in Kenya.
    Which makes it even funnier. Want to play PS1/PS2 games on your PSP? Go to Africa and buy a hammer...

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