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What Do You Charge for Tech Support?

war3rd asks: "Years ago I used to offer tech support for friends and family (for free), and ended up doing it for everyone they and I knew. I cut it out because it was taking too much of my time, but I've been getting more and more requests lately due to everything from viruses, spam, spyware, as well as aging PC with Windows 98 and ME (oog!) on them still. I was thinking of saying OK to requests that are convenient, but I want to make it worth my while. So I ask, I'm sure that some of you out there must do this, what is the general going rate for basic user tech support (i.e. getting someone's home machine cleaned up and back to normal email & web browsing capability)?" "I assume that there is probably some range in different parts of the country, but I'm curious anyway. And let's just assume that I live in the Tri-State area around New York City (can you say 'overpriced?'). I figure I should be able to pull in enough to feed my ever-present desire for better hardware, but on the other hand, I don't want to be a jerk and gouge people who should be able to trust me with their machines. So what to other Slashdot users charge for their tech support services?"

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  1. For a family member? by apoplectic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nothing less than $300...regardless of the problem.

  2. $499 by b1t+r0t · · Score: 5, Funny

    $499, but that's for a one-time fix. No more spyware, no more viruses.

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  3. Re:I barter.... by winkydink · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...all I *need* now is a stockbroker :D

    given up on getting a girlfriend, eh? :)

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  4. Re:Reconsider by stupidfoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, spill the beans.

    What's "doorknobs" your secret word for?

  5. Re:I barter.... by FalconZero · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I'm not going to get into 'favours in pocket' involving my girlfriend...

    [I get away with this 'cause she doesn't read /. :)]

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  6. A pound of flesh. by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny

    A pound of flesh, no more or less, not even to the twentieth part.

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  7. helpdesk support wants to be free by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

    " Gas, grass or ass,
    nobody rides for free!
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  8. Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition by 314m678 · · Score: 5, Funny


    Exploitation begins at home.

  9. Re:Reconsider by defile · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel bad in some ways

    You feel bad because this crap is so easy for you because you're an alpha geek. But consider, others are not alpha geeks because while you were tinkering with computers, they were out getting laid and partying.

    Now they're calling you.

    You gave up sex, drugs and rock and roll to be this good. Make it pay off. ;)

  10. Re:Business or Personal? by Curtman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I usually take payment in food and beer. It's amazing how eager someone is willing to cook you a meal or buy you a pizza just for getting BonziBuddy off their computer.

    Same here, and it amazes me how many people offer beer as payment. How many people would offer beer to a mechanic before he fixes their brakes on their car before and while he does the work?

  11. Be careful saying no... by JakiChan · · Score: 5, Funny


    I have been a unix admin and currently am a network engineer. I don't "do windows" professionally. Still, my dad often calls for help. Once I pointed out that as a professor he has a university IT department he can call for help with their computers. His response?

    "Listen, I didn't pay for 4 years of college to get lip outta you. Now shut up and answer the fucking question."

    Yeah, Dad, I love you too... :-)

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  12. Re:Business or Personal? by ReverendLoki · · Score: 5, Funny
    (/spelling nazi)Maybe when you were in "colledge" you should have focused more on spelling and grammar.

    (markup language nazi) So why did you turn off the appropriate tag before the text is was supposed to refer to? (/markup language nazi)

    (/smartass)

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