Dual-Core Pentium 4 Slated For 2Q 2005
Quantrell writes "Today is the first full day of the International Solid-State Circuits Conference in San Francisco, and Intel has announced that dual-core Pentium 4s are
coming in the second quarter, one in the Extreme Edition line (no surprise there), and also the Smithfield
Pentium 4 800 series, which is the next so-called consumer desktop line. No word on pricing, yet."
Twice the inefficiency!
What about P5? I will need it to play my copy of Duke Nukem Forever!
Now I can fry two eggs at once!
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
"No word on pricing, yet."
Is that kind of like saying "if you have to ask, you can't afford it"?
P4 EE - $989
Gotta go; I have to sell a kidney or three to afford this thing...
I was in the park the other day wondering why frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get - and then it hit me.
The notion of having a dual core processor is ridiculous. I mean, with just one processor I'm perpetually afraid that my computer will attain self-awareness, and with 350 watts or so at its disposal there's no telling what kind of havoc it'll wreak upon my tender organic tissues. Now with two processors in my computer box there's no telling what kind of trouble I'll be exposed to. Why don't you just embed a .357 Magnum revolver into the chipset? Processor designers are deranged.
Well, now with two cores that are near half as efficient, I think they are just about to catch up. :)
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Maybe Intel should call them dual-kludge processors instead of dual-core?
Honestly. The Dual Core Intel Pentium Processor Extreme Edition with Hyper-Threading Technology.
Am I the only one that thinks that sounds funny? Like someone took a steaming PR doodoo into the buzzword generator at Intel?
Personally, I think I'll hold off until they release the Dual Core Intel Pentium Processor Fusion Edition Titanium Pack PRO with Spastic-Threading Nano-Techno-Giga-Awesome Technology.