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Strange Mini Solar System Found

starexplorer writes "In 1990, Penn State's Alex Wolszczan found the first exoplanets. But he never got much credit from mainstream researchers, because his planets (3 of them, roughly Earth-sized) orbit pulsars and hold no chance for harboring life. Now he's found a 4th object on the outskirts of the system, SPACE.com is reporting. Call it a planet, call it an asteroid, Wolszczan says, but call the setup a dark, eerie twin of the inner half of our solar system. Also in the same story, news of a brown dwarf just 15 times the mass of Jupiter that has a planet-making disk of stuff around it. Together, more problems for astronomers, who still don't have a basic definition for the word planet or a firm idea of what separates planets from stars."

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  1. Mini-Martians? by RicJohnson · · Score: 0, Troll

    Mini Solar System? My God! Does this mean mini-me is really an ALIEN?
    I thought he looked a little different. I did not even know he had a green card.

    1. Re:Mini-Martians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      Mod down -1: lame joke.

      The shit that passes for humor around here is astoundingly dull. Put the word "mini" in a blurb, and you can bet your next paycheck some lame joke about "mini-me" will get modded up to +5 in 5 minutes flat. The parent even included a link - what a moron. How many stories have you seen where the top 4 or 5 moderated posts are obvious, unfunny jokes? Yeah, me too, way too fucking many. Anyone that moderated the parent post up should be bitch-slapped to oblivion. If you can't find some post more worthy, turn off you moderation priveleges. Jesus you people are lame. Funny? Funny!!?!! Are you fucking kidding me? Mini-me is an alien - har-de-fucking-har.

      Please die.

    2. Re:Mini-Martians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      you're nuts are cracked, numbnutz. thats the dumbest shit i've ever heard, and from reading my comments you can tell that i habitually spit out (and injst in) shit.

      go fuck your mom.

  2. Frosty Piss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    FP

  3. Re:Credit by porcupine8 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Flamebait? Aw, I thought it was kinda funny in a lame sort of way. But I have no mod points.

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  4. Re:TMBG by spuzzzzzzz · · Score: 0, Troll

    You are making very little sense. Let's go back to the beginning:

    You said "I admit I can't find any "it's" in the post above", referring to this post. In my reply, I pointed out three (incorrect) occurences of the word "it's". I pointed them out because you said "I can't find any". Because you could not find any occurences of the word "it's", I quoted them for you. The quotes were intended to help you find the occurences of the contraction "it's" since you were unable to find them previously. Does it make sense yet?

    I have returned to the original post and I still see three incorrect occurences of the word "it's" (and one correct one), so I am having great difficulty understanding what you are going on about.

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