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Windows Longhorn Beta for June Release

An Anonymous Reader writes "According to CNET, the Windows Longhorn Beta 1 is supposedly set for release this June. The Register has commentary on the delays the new OS has faced." From the article: "Longhorn was originally supposed to ship in 2004. In May, this year release was pushed back to 2005. This week Longhorn's availability has been delayed even further, with Microsoft execs declining to say when exactly the operating system might ship, eWeek reports."

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  1. Hello? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's Longhorn? Bill Gates name for his...?

    1. Re:Hello? by savagedome · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wrong. That's micro soft.

  2. Re:The future of Windows by Swamii · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you need some component installed, just make sure it's prereq's are there. Oh wait - this sounds a lot like Linux.

    We tried that. It was called DLL Hell.

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  3. ...please don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If someone makes a Duke Nukem joke, I'm going to shoot myself.

    1. Re:...please don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      If someone makes a Duke Nukem joke, I'm going to shoot myself.
      I hear Longhorn will be required for Duke Nukem Forever.

      Oh, you said that to DISCOURAGE DNF jokes? My bad.
  4. Rumor has it... by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 4, Funny

    That Longhorn will ship with the full retail version of Duke Nukem Forever.

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    1. Re:Rumor has it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  5. Proof. by inertia187 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's proof they intended a 2004 release. Well, maybe it's fake. I found it in 2002.

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  6. It's not their fault, OK? by farmhick · · Score: 2, Funny

    They are trying their best to get that new desktop environment integrated. You know, the Duke Nuk'em Forever Desk'top. It blows viruses away, melts system freezes, and liberates both Gen Failure and Gen P. Fault from the communist zombie insurgent terrorists.

    Is there any wonder that it is taking longer than expected?

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  7. Re:Credibility by Gr8Apes · · Score: 5, Funny
    I believe they'll probably release something - the time line's too short to miss it by 4 years as they've done previously. Besides, they don't want the actual release of Tiger to have the limelight by itself, now, do they?

    Heck, Cairo was announced, what? 14 years ago? Longhorn was the new Cairo, now delayed to Blackcomb, as "Cairo" wasn't getting any more press. After all, "we're writing about Cairo again?

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  8. Beating Apple's store release to the punch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...with a beta

    Well, that's Microsoft for you

  9. Carrot, stick, meet donkey. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nuff sed.

    ;)

  10. the register story is old by uujjj · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did anyone notice that the Register story is dated September 2003? Explains how it is talking about "May this year"

  11. Blizzard vs. Microsoft by snuf23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How come when a game company like Blizzard says "it will be released when it's ready" everyone applauds their restraint, yet when Windows release dates are up in the air everyone slams Microsoft?

    Oh, maybe it's because Windows still won't be ready when it's shipped...

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  12. Re:The future of Windows by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, for Pete's ...dude, seriously. Can't we get through one damn story without somebody making an Orwell analogy? Especially one as lame-ass as this one?

    We could solve all the world's energy problems if we could just hook Orwell's corpse up to a generator to capture all the rotational energy that's currently being wasted on postmortem outrage.

  13. Re:APT? by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft is also ripping off Debian's release schedule! ::: rimshot :::

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  14. Hello.jpg? Try Giver. by Seoulstriker · · Score: 4, Funny
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  15. Can't wait. :-) by AlgUSF · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet this will be the most open and secure operating system ever.

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  16. Re:XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I just did a new install of 2k on my new computer, after deleting XP. What does XP offer that 2k doesn't? Nothing. I can live without Playskool widgets.

  17. In other news... by generationxyu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Half Life 2 is due out this... Oh. Wait...

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  18. Re:Credibility by cortana · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, that also works for Debian! Sarge has been ~1 month away for... 12 months. :(

  19. Re:The future of Windows by westlake · · Score: 2, Funny
    going from XP to LongHorn Beta, you can be certain that your existing hardware will seem much slower than before

    You were expecting a beta release to be fine-tuned for performance?

  20. Re:It's pronounced "Longhaul" by Bill+Dog · · Score: 2, Funny

    What are you talking about, they offer "great new features" the first Tuesday of every month! ;-)

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  21. Re:Credibility by Electroly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Find if you're running dos edit on it. Sucks if you want it to do some real work.

    Actually, it doesn't support 16-bit DOS applications. :)