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Most Common Ways to Kill a PC

Sparky the Service Center Dude writes "PCstats covers the most common ways to kill a PC in this "what not to do" guide. Everything from exploding capacitors, to cat hair, to dodgy components and overclocking account for users killing their own PC's. The most common PC killer? The Power Supply."

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  1. Obligatory Strongbad: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like used! Slightly Shotgunned.

    1. Re:Obligatory Strongbad: by eobanb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Most common ways to kill a PC

      See previous article, regarding Windows Longhorn Beta.

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  2. /. it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    easiest way ive ever seen

    1. Re:/. it? by JNighthawk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Linking a story about killing PCs on Slashdot. Oh, the irony.

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  3. danger! by PopeAlien · · Score: 4, Funny

    The most common PC killer? The Power Supply.

    I'm tearing mine out right now!

  4. Most common problems by larry2k · · Score: 5, Informative
    Most Common Problems:

    26% PSU and power issues
    23% Bad gear and user negligence
    13% Heatsink related
    15% Assembly and moving
    10% Lightning strike and static
    3% Computer cruelty
    6% USB related
    2% Overclocking

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    1. Re:Most common problems by networkBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      .001%
      Gunshot.
      Had a drive from a puter which was shot "it ran too slow".
      -nB

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    2. Re:Most common problems by k4_pacific · · Score: 4, Funny

      I saw a piece of hardware documentation once that said "semi-hot-pluggable". Wonder where that fits in?

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    3. Re:Most common problems by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

      "semi-hot-pluggable". Wonder where that fits in?

      Halfway into the slot?

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    4. Re:Most common problems by ion_ · · Score: 5, Funny

      15% Assembly and moving

      Darn, i'll have to avoid the mov instruction from now on.

  5. The #1 killer: by EvilStein · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot the crap out of it. 9 comments and I get a "Connection Refused" error trying to load the link.

    Let me guess, they tested out the "Most Common Ways to Kill a PC" on the web servers, eh?

  6. Interesting by bonch · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would have figured dust would be #1. I've cracked open my parents' Windows PC every six months or so only to discover the horror of a totally alien world caked in a layer of gray-brown fuzz. Like the Cowboy Bebop episode, I half-expect a new species of organism to form from the unique atmosphere. If I start seeing a human Martian face forming on the soundcard, I may just end up throwing the whole thing away.

    1. Re:Interesting by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 5, Informative
      Obviously you've never worked on a heavy smoker's computer if ANY amount of fluffy gray dust can still bother you...

      Once you've seen the gooey orange stuff, you'll be thankful for mere hairballs.

  7. The keyboard lock.. by sr180 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Back in Highschool the 386 and 486 pcs had the old standard keyboard lock. By rubbing your shoes on the carpet, lifting them up and holding your finger milimeters away from the metal keyboard lock a static discharge would then hit the lock. Monitor would go black and an instant fried motherboard was the result. The school just kept replacing them under warranty claims. And these were dropping about the rate of one or two a week.

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    1. Re:The keyboard lock.. by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. Because destroying shit just to destroy it, no matter who is paying for it, is a good idea kids. No wonder the world is so fucked up.

    2. Re:The keyboard lock.. by Rostin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No freaking kidding. I've been at my current job since I got out of college a little over 2 years ago. After working for a couple of months, I had to go to the first session of some bogus training for young engineers, set up so the new blood from all over the company could mingle and network. I was *shocked* when one of the multiple-session veterans talked about how they'd just about destroyed a rental car on another trip. He condescendingly explained that another time he'd told that story, someone had freaked out a little, because they were too inexperienced to understand that the cars were insured and it couldn't come back on you.

      When kids are 12 years old, I can see it a little, but 22-25? Cripes. I wanted to punch him in the head and it wasn't even my car.

  8. This is so true. by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had a Commodore 64 for years, it suffered through insane adversity. My mother threw it across the room in a rage when we wouldn't come to dinner, my dad dumped an entire can of beer into the heat vent by accident when he was checking his wristwatch. It was dragged off a rickety TV dinner tray when cords were tripped over at least weekly. It always still worked. That thing was built like a tank. In the end, the power supply died.

    Yeah, I know it was replaceable, I didn't have any money.

    1. Re:This is so true. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Odd ... in 1985 or thereabouts I worked tech support for Mindscape at the Consumer Electronics Show (technically I was a programmer but we got hauled off to McCormick Place during trade shows) and the C64's drove us nuts. That show was in the dead of winter, the air was bone dry, and we had a row of Commodore 64 machine set up to demo our games. Every time one of the sales guys would touch one of them without grounding himself first ... zap. Blown video chip, blank screen. We had to keep a stack of spares just to get through the show.

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  9. Re:The very, very, very best way... by xstonedogx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get a what now?

  10. The power supply... by CupBeEmpty · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...or my girlfriend who plugged a Maxtor powercord into an S-video out port on the back of the shuttle that I gave her. Apparently they fit in and run 6V into the motherboard effectively toasting your average Shuttle. I am suprised girlfriend, siblings, or parents didn't make the list.

  11. Mirrordot copy by Phil246 · · Score: 5, Informative

    heres the Mirrordot copy incase the thing totally dies: http://mirrordot.org/stories/4ec4acbeb790ac0270a10 94afdd09d56/index.html

  12. Re:Mirrordot? by RalphLeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    While in itally or (any other country that uses 230 volt power) switch the "voltage" switch on your power supply from 230 to 115 while the computer is running, a bright blue spark will fly out and you will have successfully screwed your computer.

    (I actually proved this while in CAD class in high school)

  13. Water In Monitor (CRT)! by temojen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Routed CRT internal voltage levels down VGA cable to motherboard. Bad bad, very bad. The magic smoke escaped, while making several bangs.

  14. Re:Entire glass of coke by ninthwave · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I knew a sound engineer who would clean out mixing decks with sprite. He would just dump it down the fader slots. I managed to get him to switch to plain tonic water. The theory being if you did not have it plugged in or on the liquid would not conduct and the carbonation would remove grime sticking the faders. You just let it dry before turning it back on and all would be well.

    I only witnessed this act twice and it still gives me shivers.

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  15. Nearly burned down my house by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just a couple of weeks ago a PC nearly burned down the house. I was out the front and heard frantic calls, came round the back to find smoke pouring out one of the windows, I mean thick acrid black smoke. Neighbours had already called the fire brigade.

    Anyway they arrived in a couple of minutes and went inside and put it out. Luckily there were two windows open and a good breeze blowing in one and our the other so the damage was minimal (all smoke went straight out the window).

    The PC was completetly incinerated though, I've never seena anything like it, the hard drive was actually warped from the heat generated in that steel case. The plastic fascia was gone, just, not there any more, the motherboard, well what loosly resembled one was pretty much ash. The solder holding the ICs obviously melted and they had popped off etc. Luckily, it wasn't my PC, and it was only an old P200 or something, or I'd be up shit creek.

    It burned right through the carpet immediatly under the case, and burnt a good impression into the wooden floor beneath. Burnt a chunk out of a couch next to it, but it was caught early enough that there wasn't really any other damage.

    I can't see what caused it, the heat generated inside the case was incredibly intense, basically anything inside it that could vaporise, did.

    Let it be a warning - install smoke alarms near your PC if you leave it running unattended.

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    1. Re:Nearly burned down my house by compwiz3688 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let it be a warning - install smoke alarms near your PC if you leave it running unattended.

      <voice char="Agent Smith">
      What good is a smoke alarm when you are unable to hear?
      </voice>

  16. True Story by HonkyLips · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok, this actually happened.
    One day our secretary comes to me and says her keyboard isn't working properly. I just assume it died naturally and so I grab a replacement from a pile in my cupboard and hand it over. 30 minutes later she comes back and says that the one I gave her is broken too. Now that seems strange, so I go to her system and do a full check, thinking that either her motherboard is faulty, or something is shorting out the keyboards, or she has some practical joke walware like the old Amiga virus which re-mapped keystrokes but only if you typed fast enough. After a thorough check, I confirm her system is OK and both keyboards are indeed dead. I take another spare keyboard from the cupboard, test it on my computer first to make sure it works properly, and then give it to her. 5 minutes later I decide I better check to see if it's OK, so I walk over to her desk just in time to see her take a bottle of spray'n'wipe, spray a massive amount directly into the keys, wipe them off, then bang the keyboard upside down against the edge of her desk to dislogde any dirt which may have been there.
    The 3rd keyboard she got that day was a new one so she didn't have the urge to clean it. It still works.
    The funny thing is that I felt an immense sense of relief knowing why they broke. 3 keyboards "mysteriously" dying in an hour is something I don't understand and makes me nervous, however stupidity is something I do understand and just accept.

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    1. Re:True Story by Bob+MacSlack · · Score: 5, Funny

      At first I thought maybe you were in the same dorm I was. One of the guys down the hall wanted a new computer, but wasn't experienced enough to build it from scratch, so he paid my roommate to build him one. So my roommate buys all the components online, and a couple weeks later we assemble it to make sure everything works before we put it in the case. Everything works fine, so we stick it in the case. Turn it on. Nothing. We pulled out all the extra cards. Nothing. Swapped video cards. Nothing. Processor. Nothing. My roommate goes out and buys a new motherboard, assuming this is the problem. 3 returns later, the system still doesn't work. Worst part is, all the components work when they're not together (after further testing, none of the "broken" motherboards were in fact broken).

      Eventually he just called it a loss and sold all the parts to other people in the dorm (I still use that sound card too!). Later I discovered that the case itself was cursed. Not even kidding! Nothing would run out of it, ever. It has the amazing ability to render any setup inoperable, even with a new PSU. Discovering this, I of course did the logical thing and gave it to a guy I didn't like very much who was building a computer himself.

  17. Re:Not Funny: Fake Components China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's why I always use quality fake components from Korea.

  18. PSU, Heart of the system by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm not surprised that PSU related problems is on top seeing how it's the most important component of the computer but the one that people seem to pay the least attention.

    What people must understand is that they need a PSU that have the most stable rails (such as the +5 & +12 rails) and that isn't made by Mr. Bingo Bongo. Sure you can save around $20-30 going with a cheaper PSU but that action is a gamble. Are you a gambler? My friend sure was. Bought some power supply made by some unknown manufacturer and he's still surprised that it was the cause of his exploding CD-Rom.

    People in general should take power supply reviews more seriously and consider to spend the extra bucks to hafve something that will work for years as you want it to.

    1. Re:PSU, Heart of the system by suckmysav · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Abso-fricking-lutely correct.

      The spec's written on most el-cheapo Chinese PSU's are about as accurate and truthfull as the wattage claims written on the box of those $25 "1000 WATT" PC speakers you bought at the local PC market. The difference being that if you blow up your craptastic speakers you just need to buy new speakers, but a bad PSU can cause you to re-purchase a completely new PC.

      It amazes me the number of "tech heads" out there who will pay AU$900 for a top of the line GPU (just to gain another 3fps in Doom 3) but will try to run it and their P4EE off a $15 SangChoyBow "500 WATT" powersupply.

      Incredible.

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  19. PSU and power issues? I can't imagine that. by scgallafent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Last week's issues:

    #1 - Call from remote office. Server isn't working.

    Office manager was cold, so she bought a 1500W electric space heater. She needed a place to plug it in and there just happened to be an empty outlet on the UPS that fed the server, which was conveniently located right across the hall from her office.

    Plug in heater, heater kicks on, high current starts, battery backup melts down, and server goes into SSF mode (Sparks, Smoke, and Flames). RAID card burned out and the machine is pretty much toasted. Defintely a power issue.

    That office needed a new server anyway.

    #2 - Call from dentist's office. Computers won't connect to the network and they are getting weird errors. Drop by office to inspect. Reboot computers and everything seems to work fine.

    Network swtich and router are located in a cabinet in the darkroom. There is a single cable that comes out of that cabinet from the UPS that feeds the network equipment. They are short on outlets in the darkroom.

    When some of the employees need to use the film duplicator, their solution is to unplug this plug that doesn't seem to connect to anything important. (Never mind that beeping sound in the background!)

    Network doesn't instantly fail, since the equipment stays on UPS for ten minutes. Since they don't have instant feedback to realize that what they're doing is bad, they never associate the bad action (pulling the plug) with the bad event (all computers quit working).

    Power issues. Yep. Sheesh!

  20. Re:Water/Coitus by hobbesx · · Score: 4, Funny
    I have also run across a laptop that was damaged during...um...let's just say "coital activities"


    College you say? Hate to break it to you man, those were all coitally related damage. The 'spilled water' group just tried to clean up first :)

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  21. Modem by ImaLamer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The number one killer of PC's, IMHO, has been the modem.

    Lightning usually doesn't even have to enter into it. Everytime the phone rings you get voltage running into your PC.

    Once I heard a long ring and the PC never turned back on (well, for a year at least. Later the machine was revived but using any PCI slot mysteriously disabled DMA. On a 333Mhz machine you can imagine boot times).

    Another killer was USB related too. Microsoft's Trackball Optical cable shorts out occasionaly which for some reason killed my $3000 custom-built PC about 3 years ago. Someone here on Slashdot told me I can get a refund or some sort of offer but it wasn't worth the hassle.

  22. Hydualic Press by Graemee · · Score: 5, Funny

    A guy I once worked with had a customer of his computer store get so frustrated with the "flaky" PC he bought, that he sent it back to him as a 6x6" cube. He used a hydualic press of some kind.

    To quote my friend "I didn't know if I should call the cops or laugh, but it made a great paper weight"

  23. Re:Not Funny: Fake Components China by harrkev · · Score: 4, Funny

    I only buy genuine Sorny, Panaphonic, and MagnetBox.

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  24. User Negligence by AzureLunatic · · Score: 4, Funny

    A former roommate told me a story about how he'd killed one of his computers. Seems he left the thing on the floor in his room.

    Now, his living spaces tend to be trash heaps; it was only constant nagging from his ex-fiancee and me that kept mold from growing in their room when he was living with us. So this did not surprise me at all when he told me what happened...

    For whatever reason, ants decided to visit his computer. Ants. I guess he might have spilled something in there, probably Mountain Dew. He saw the ants crawling in and out of his computer, didn't pay much attention to it, and turned the thing on.

    Poof. Fried.

    I laughed at him.

    An ex of mine wound up with a few extra chips in his computer (chocolate and dorito) owing to leaving it open, but never before or again have I heard of ants infesting someone's computer.