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EA Starts Gamedev Program

Posted by samzenpus on from the you-can-major-in-gameboy dept.

mrseigen writes "CNN is reporting that EA has opened a game program at USC. It is the first official game development education. Yeah, right."

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  1. How much homework? by psoriac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do they assign 80 hours of homework a week to students? I mean, they want to make it realistic right?

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  2. First-year subjects include... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Programming From Templates
    Managing Programmers from a Marketing Perspective
    Caffeinated Beverages
    Time Management
    Effective and Ethical Project Management
    Why a Job is More Important than a Life

  3. Well.. by modifried · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... they sure as hell aren't teaching web development. The site looks horrible in Firefox.

  4. Tough gig by realmolo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm....a degree program run by Electronic Arts-

    It's a 4-year degree, but you're required to finish the classwork in 6 months. BUT, you can pass with an "F" as long as you filled in every blank on the tests.

  5. I mean, it already IS pretty realistic... by Ieshan · · Score: 5, Funny

    After all. Students are paying to work for them. Not much difference between that and the EA employee benefits.

  6. "Thank you, Mary, you can let in the next one" by cgenman · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I've called you here today to talk about your thesis. I know your thesis on identity and translocality in European RPG's 1987 - 1997 is almost finished, but it lacks a certain something. How can I say this? We think it will focus better if we sex it up a bit. Don't give me that look. I'm your thesis advisor and I'm advising you to do what I say or we'll boot your ass out. Throw out what you've done and switch to lascivious female vampires in Terminal Reality developed console games, 2000 - 2004. That's right, throw it out. That's right 2000 to 2004. I don't care what year Bloodrayne shipped, just do it.

    Don't forget, it needs to be done in three more days to be ready for the holiday season, and you can't afford to fail your first submission.

    Stop that. Stop crying. Here, have a tissue. That will be five cents."

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