Comparing MySQL Performance
An anonymous reader writes "With the introduction of the 2.6 Linux kernel, FreeBSD 5-STABLE, Solaris 10, and now NetBSD 2.0, you might be wondering which of them offers superior database performance.
These two articles will show you how to benchmark operating system performance using MySQL on these operating systems so you can find out for yourself if you're missing out. While this may not necessarily be indicative of overall system performance or overall database application performance, it will tell you specifically how well MySQL performs on your platform."
I thought Windows XP was supposed to be the Fastest and the Most Reliable OS in the World
...never believe everything you read on the Intarweb. ;)
Well, at least thats what Microsoft told me...
Click the second link in the summary, sir.
Try:You'll need a stopwatch.
Marxist evolution is just N generations away!
Quoting Joey Tribbiani: "Its a moo point. It's like a cows opinion, its just moo."
GPL'd web-based tradewars themed space game
My favorite! Sometimes I can win those!
So you think. It's all the rage now to have technial meetings where nobody speaks and all arguments are made through pantomime. I'm sure that's what he's talking about.
My favorite thing to explain that way is an elevator algorithm, although stochastic fair queueing is a close second.
When you can compare someone's grasp of language to Joey Tribbiani's, it makes you wonder if they really understood the rest of the words they used in their post like "Tuple calculus", "Transaction journaling", "Operator space/system call overhead", "Disk cache timings"
Why swat a fly with a sledgehammer?
As an exercise of motor skills.
He's obviously added another layer of depth to the joke by counting in base one.
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I saw a mute stochastic fair queueing argument at Starbucks...I'd...uhhh...never mind.
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I saw a mute stochastic fair queueing argument at Starbucks...I'd...
Still not be able to afford a cup of their coffee?
"If they have both, tell them we use Linux. And if they have that, tell them the computers are down." -Dave Chapelle
Soory, wrong answer. The card says "moops".