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Electronic Gadget Ideas for a New House?

pmadden asks: "I'll be building a house this summer (standard straw bale construction, earth plaster, the whole low-tech gig). Naturally, I'll be putting gobs of ethernet in the walls, with drops to the rooms, on the roof, and so on. I'll add wireless too, once it's secure enough to keep all of you out. What gadgets should I plan for, so that I don't have to do a major retrofit? I'll have cables for TPZ cameras, for when they get super-cheap. We'll leave niches for putting in routers and stuff like that. What else? What cool thing will be cheap in a couple of years, leading my wife to ask, 'why didn't you plan for that'? Any recommendations for good Christmas light control systems, and so on?"

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  1. placeholder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is a placeholder, i will be referencing this when the dupe is posted.

  2. Coffee Maker by reassor · · Score: 2, Funny

    which is controlled by your Server and an Alarm is going off,when its empty. No,i am serious about that!

  3. straw? by calebtucker · · Score: 4, Funny

    question: why are you building your house out of straw?

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    1. Re:straw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bricks you fool, bricks!

    2. Re:straw? by quandrum · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shhhh! No one has told him yet, but he's the first little piggy.

    3. Re:straw? by Digi-John · · Score: 5, Funny
      This makes the area they're in dry with no moisture, and hence no mold.

      Dry with no moisture, you say? Impressive, but not nearly as impressive as the rare dry with moisture :-)

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    4. Re:straw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Friend of mine did that. His house burned down, and he didn't care. Thought it was cool. Neat lights, lotsa warmth, and the Red Cross brought him some munchies later on. Then he had a nap. When we woke up, we told him his house went home, and he was like okay with that.

    5. Re:straw? by unitron · · Score: 2, Funny
      "I have a friend who is planning a straw bail house."

      Anyone attemping to use straw for bail will probably soon discover that the government only takes cash or property bonds.

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    6. Re:straw? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Funny
      Come back when there's one which has survived constant wind, rain and earthquakes for at least 1000 years

      Considering that the technique isn't that old, you'll have to wait. But constant wind, rain, and earthquakes for 1000 years? Dude, which circle of hell do you live in? :-)

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  4. Re:What to do by KingDaveRa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well failing that, you could always try raised floors and suspended ceilings - maybe even some cubicle partitions...

  5. Re:Since the future is wireless... by mboverload · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, thats a good thing. If you want outside reception, you can buy an outside antenna. Otherwise it is good to keep the signal inside your house and safe from evil wardrivers (and your stupid neighbor trying to log into to your porno network share and deleting all your Asian...Yes, Bill, I know it was you!)

  6. Re:Not really gadget-related, but: by TomTraynor · · Score: 5, Funny

    And a telephone jack in the bathroom. Hello.... you are with a telemarketing firm, please hold a second.... (sound effect of taking a massive dump and then a flush).

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  7. Knock Knock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    "Secure enough to keep all of you out?"

    Then I'll huff and I'll puff till.....

    Best regards

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  8. Re:Not really gadget-related, but: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You never know when the location of your TV will change.

    Just hope it doesn't happen halfway through your favorite show. I hate it when it does that.

  9. Lots and lots of fat conduit and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Then whatever happens you can just pull the wires through the walls. :)

    And you can paint the walls with that wireless blocking paint that will keep most of us "out".

    There's a sale on tin foil hats to keep your brainwaves from leaking out too. :)

  10. Flamethrower perimeter security by freelunch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Supply your in-ground sprinkler system with liquid propane and wire it to motion detectors.

    And please put it on a webcam so we can watch.

  11. Erm... by Dasch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Christmas light control systems

    Do you mean an on/off switch?!

    *cough* crazy Americans!

  12. Re:What to do by darkpixel2k · · Score: 2, Funny

    After you're done installing the cable ducts in your house, seal them up with some sort of wall plate and pressurize it with Halon. :)

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  13. Don't forget the classics... by hson · · Score: 2, Funny

    A few VT100 or perhaps VT510 terminals scattered around the house... kitchen, bathroom a.s.o

  14. Re:not to mention secure by timeOday · · Score: 3, Funny
    Cat 5 is not secure, don't even try to kid yourself into thinking it is.
    Are you trying to argue lots of people are breaking into each other's homes to splice into their LANs? I don't think so.
  15. Re:not to mention secure by lachlan76 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If someone has made a hole in my wall and spliced into my network cable, my net connection will be the least of my worries.

  16. Obvious Advice by nxtr · · Score: 2, Funny

    If your house is going to be made out of straw, don't use gadgets that produce unnecessarily large amounts of sparks. No, seriously.

  17. Speaking of placeholders... by flashtoad · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... Don't forget to build several very very very small rooms around the building, for future nanotech gadgets.