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SCO Possibly Delisted from NASDAQ

Posted by Zonk on from the my-karma-ran-over-your-dogma dept.

canfirman writes "Reuters is reporting that SCO could be delisted from the NASDAQ because "it has not filed its annual 10-K report with the SEC". The company claims it's because "it is examining matters related to stock issued as part of its compensation plans". SCO Stock is sitting at $4.30 at opening today. It'll be interesing to see where it goes from here."

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  1. Summing up the SCO vs IBM trial by robyannetta · · Score: 5, Funny
    Judge (to SCO): Where's your evidence?

    SCO Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk...

    Judge: Wait a minute! I'm not going to let you use the Chewbacca defense. This is a carny-like head game from the television show South Park.

    SCO Lawyer: But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee--an eight foot tall Wookiee--want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! "Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending SCO, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, IBM must have stolen our code we GPL'ed and put on our public FTP site. [pulling a monkey out of his pocket] Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey! [Judge's head explodes]

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  2. NASDAQ Confirms It... by Your+Anus · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO is dying...

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  3. That's what happens... by Jimpqfly · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... when you don't fill your TPS Report.

  4. A funny SCO joke... by PortHaven · · Score: 5, Funny

    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    SCO!

    SCO who?

  5. I hope they make sure... by macserv · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to use the new cover sheet on their 10-K report. Did SCO get that memo?

  6. Yeah, interesting's right... by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'll be interesing to see where it goes from here.

    I predict it'll be going downhill....if there's any downhill left, that is.

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  7. Re:requirements? by oliana · · Score: 5, Funny

    1999

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  8. I predict a scooby doo ending. by RobertKozak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Were it not for /. clearing up the FUD, their stock would probably still be flying high on rampant speculation.

    Darryl : "aaarg. And I would have succeeded if it weren't for those pesky slashdotters and their stupid dog!"

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  9. Further excerpt from the SCO vs IBM trial by abramovs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Judge: Closing Statements.

    SCO Lawyer: Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. Your world of technology frightens me. I don't understand computers and the devils inside of them that make all those pretty pictures and noises. But the one thing I do know is that SCO owns Linux.

    Jury Foreman: Your honor, we find for SCO and their Caveman Lawyer.