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Louisiana Man Pleads Guilty to Creating 911 Worm

mabu writes "The United States Attorney's Office for the Northern District of California announced that, roughly a year after his arrest, David Jeansonne pleaded guilty Tuesday to two criminal counts in a scheme that sent email to users of Microsoft's WebTV Internet service containing an attachment that, when opened, reprogrammed their computers to dial 9-1-1 without their knowledge. It still unclear what motivated this 43-year-old to launch such a bizarre worm."

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  1. Maybe he thought he was doing them a favor... by punxking · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Help! I'm using WebTV!"

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  2. Hope he gets slammed by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This was a very, very, very dumb thing to do on his part. I could see the courts giving him some leniency if he was 12, but at 43 years of age I think he will get what he deserves. Does anyone know if the worm caused any delays in getting through to the 911 system that caused serious injury or death?

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    1. Re:Hope he gets slammed by tomstdenis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      [YOA hater ranting here...]

      Why? When I was 12 I was actually AFRAID to call 911 unless it was dead serious [excuse the pun]. Now I use it to report bad drivers and routinely see people get pulled over by cops cuz of it ;-) [after following them around the city...].

      At 12 you should know that 911 isn't a toy. And if you don't AND are capable of writing a worm that dials 911 ... then you deserve to get a paddling.

      Tom

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    2. Re:Hope he gets slammed by bani · · Score: 4, Funny

      hopefully he will get a good paddling from his cellmate bubba.

    3. Re:Hope he gets slammed by isomeme · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, even though both remaining WebTV boxes were infected.

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    4. Re:Hope he gets slammed by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is it that so many people seem to think anal rape in prison is funny?

    5. Re:Hope he gets slammed by localman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because we are no better than the people in Iraq we call barbarians for their "rape rooms".

      It's interesting to me how rarely it comes up that anal rape isn't funny: that it's torture, and torture is a criminal human rights violation that would have us clamoring to invade another country. Yet we not only allow it, we practical cheer for it. On a large scale.

      And for any fool who thinks it's about giving people their just desserts, tell me what happens when these anal gang raped men reenter society. What kind of respect for others do you think they'll have?

      And what type of people are in prison anyways? Dangerous people? Or non-violent pot-smokers or what?

      Anyways... sorry for the rant but it's amazing how at this point in human history mob mentality still rules even the most allegedly civilized nations.

      Cheers.

  3. Gah? by tomstdenis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "It still unclear what motivated this 43-year-old to launch such a bizarre worm."

    What? Mean and stupid doesn't cover it?

    It's like asking why that person cut you off in traffic endangering the lives of a half-dozen others... cuz their mean and stupid. It's not some huge racist or plot ...

    The guy probably thought he was hot shit writing a virus [instead of something productive like an OSS project that could benefit others...] and released something destructive.

    The balance in me wants to say "for every good there is a bad" but fuck it. The dude's just plain mean and stupid.

    Tom

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    1. Re:Gah? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not some huge racist or plot

      I'm glad it's not some huge racist. I met this 6 foot 3, Nazi skinhead one time, and man was he a huge pain.

    2. Re:Gah? by tomstdenis · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's not my point. Making a bomb and not killing yourself is hard enough. I don't think that's good either.

      The point is they think they g0t m4dz zk111z for writing some virus. When in reality a virus [specially for win32 users] isn't that hard to get out there.

      So maybe if they realize that if they want to show off "mad skillz" they should just do something more productive cuz at least then they can brag about it and get mad job that pays mad money so they can have mad good toys.

      Think about it.

      Even if a virus WAS hard to write ... what you're gonna go to your next employer and go "you know the power outlet of August 2005? That was me!" ... yeah total model employee...

      And you could kiss government jobs goodbye too. In Canada for instance they get the RCMP to do a background check and shit so they know your life story.

      In no way is it a smart thing todo and all it does is cause others harm. Hence Stupid and Mean.

      Tom

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  4. The motivation for this? by Stevyn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    None. He's just a dick. This isn't a cool hack or anything meaningful in computer science. It's taking an exploit of some type and messing with people's lives. Those operators on the other end and the police who are dispatched shouldn't be wasting their time with this nonsense.

    Why do these people think that causing damage through an exploit is anything but stupid? It's not clever since they don't even find the exploits, they just use them.

    1. Re:The motivation for this? by _xeno_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some people are just griefers in real life. You know the type online, I'm sure. Well, some people are simply like that in reality. They just like destroying things and making other people unhappy.

      I think there was a good Calvin and Hobbes strip that kind of explains it, where Calvin explains that the best way to get rid of a bad mood is to give it to someone else.

      Same basic idea - some people feel happy by making other people miserable.

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  5. Guess by Aeiri · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It still unclear what motivated this 43-year-old to launch such a bizarre worm.

    My guess is he wanted to flood the 911 service with useless calls, and in the long run potentially harm people because they can't get through to 911.

  6. hehe by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 5, Funny

    wow, can you say get out of your parents basement and get a girlfri....

    Sorry wait, this is slashdot.

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  7. Motive is quite simple by 7Ghent · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..to see if he could.

    That's what virus writing used to be all about. Darn kids and their spam n' such. Why in MY day we wrote virii for the pure joy of destruction and chaos!

  8. DoS by Guanix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps he wanted to create a Denial of Service attack against the 911 system.

    1. Re:DoS by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Perhaps he wanted to create a Denial of Service
      > attack against the 911 system.

      If he'd done it against the American Idol voting hotline, he would have been doing a public service.

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  9. 21 recipients=Worm outbreak? by lottameez · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to TFA, only 21 people actually received this thing. I've cause more damage most days just driving to work.

    Next on slashdot: Bill Gates picks nose, AGAIN! Film at 11.

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  10. Re:Unclear? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Probably because it is somewhat funny?

    Sorry. I must disagree. Flooding the Larry King Show with fake calls is somewhat funny. Flooding a 911 center with fake calls is NOT.

  11. Email Friends Virus - Get Busted! by dukeluke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ROTFL - seriously, if you're going to email your 25 closest friends - shouldn't you first make sure your virus doesn't directly involve the police coming to their door? Granted, it might be considered a funny prank - but at least make sure you can't be traced as easily as the from: 'Best Friend in Louisianna'.

  12. Re:Unclear? by k4_pacific · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, it would have been funny if it called up the local Pizza Hut. Or maybe if it randomly dialed people and asked if their refrigerator was running. This, on the other hand, was just dangerous.

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  13. If only... by Facekhan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He had reprogramed them to dial romanian sex chat numbers he would have been invited to join the Direct Marketing Association.

  14. He got his name on Slashdot by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, it was one way of getting his name on Slashdot. Come on, how many of us lowly cretins here in the comments section have ever been referred to by our full names in a Slashdot post? Yeah, I can count all two of you out there. The guy's a douchebag, but, by jove, he's a famous douchebag!

  15. Some details by Trailwalker · · Score: 4, Informative
    WebTv has its own alt.discuss news groups. The associations formed by WebTv users in them are very intense.

    One extremely egotistical type generated a great deal of dislike, if not outright hate. Jeansonne was part of this individual's clique. The actual "exploit" is very simple to do and well known. Jeansonne was just the first person to combine the requisite amount of vindictiveness and stupidity to actually do this. Almost all WebTv users have html signitures that rival web pages in their complexity. A simple
    <embed>
    webtv-trick://reset-phone "911"
    </embed>

    was all that was necessary.

    Having the police arrived unexpectedly at their door was very unsettling for the mostly female recipients of the email. Some were accused of making the calls on their own and threatened with arrest for missusing the 911 system.

    This was not a virus, but a direct personal attack against the victims of the email.