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London Nuke Plant Loses 30 Kilos of Plutonium

solafide writes "The Globe and Mail reports 'A British nuclear-reprocessing plant [at Sellafield] cannot account for nearly 30 kilograms of plutonium, but authorities believe it is an accounting issue rather than a loss of potential bomb-making material, the United Kingdom Atomic Energy Authority said.' Although it says later plutonium is only 1% of what they deal with there. The Times Online has more details."

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  1. Geee... by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know it's here somewhere.

  2. 88 mph by froggero1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    sweet, I'll finally have fuel for my flux capacitor so I can get back to the 80's!

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  3. Nothing to worry about by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kim Jong Il is taking good care of it. He says so regularly!

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  4. In other news... by Your_Mom · · Score: 5, Funny

    A small boy with a oval shaped head was seen today in Leicestershire(sp?) saying "VICTORY IS MINE!"

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  5. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by fm6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got news for you: most Americans think that Boston is the same as New York!

  6. 3000kg by Tabor_Kelly · · Score: 3, Funny

    "cannot account for nearly 30 kilograms of plutonium... Although it says later plutonium is only 1% of what they deal with there."

    Does this mean they are missing 3000kg of uranium?

  7. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 4, Funny


    Um... where's England?

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  8. Re:Bomb em! by oil · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nasty and dirty? Ooooh!

  9. Take it easy, please by darkonc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's not go ballistic, here.

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  10. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine the puzzled looks tomorrow morning at DHS or somewhere in Maryland when the spooks are going over the composite web traffic reports.

  11. Reminds me of Good Omens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "And precisely how much nuclear material has escaped?" said the interviewer.

    There was a pause. "We wouldn't say escaped," said the spokesman. "Not escaped. Temporarily mislaid."

    "You mean it is still on the premises?"

    "We certainly cannot see how it could have been removed from them," said the spokesman.

    "Surely you have considered terrorist activity?"

    There was another pause. Then the spokesman said, in the quiet tones of someone who has had enough and is going to quit after this and raise chickens somewhere, "Yes, I suppose we must. All we need to do is find some terrorists who are capable of taking an entire nuclear reactor out of its can while it's running and without anyone noticing. It weighs about a thousand tons and is forty feet high. So they'll be quite strong terrorists. Perhaps you'd like to ring them up, sir, and ask them questions in that supercilious, accusatory way of yours."

    "But you said the power station is still producing electricity," gasped the interviewer.

    "It is."

    "How can it still be doing that if it hasn't got any reactors?"

    "We don't know," he said. "We were hoping you clever buggers at the BBC would have an idea."

  12. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Under the US thumb

  13. Bowling Balls by drgonzo59 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, is that the "bowling balls" that also have uranium around the plutonium core, then aluminium and high explosives. Yeah...we know those...

  14. missing detail by Errtu76 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some weird guy in a DeLorean was seen at the spot, doing roughly 88 mph, before mysteriously disappearing ...

  15. What happen? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somebody set up us the bomb.

  16. Re:Jokes by quanminoan · · Score: 3, Funny
    Well it's obvious that to account for the missing plutonium, we're going to have to redefine the grapefruit:

    ((4/3)Pi((d/2)^3))*(19.84) > 50 kg

    Therefore, it is obvious that all grapefruits have a diameter of 16.88 cm and the plutonium missing is inadequate to construct a bomb.

  17. It's on eBay by colin8651 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I found it on ebay, the starting bid is $25.00 and he will ship international.