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Humans are Causing Global Warming
Big_Al_B writes "A Times Online article discusses a new study comparing 7 million real world datapoints with several computer models of global warming. Each model had a possible cause associated with it." From the article: "It found that natural variation in the Earth's climate, or changes in solar activity or volcanic eruptions, which have been suggested as alternative explanations for rising temperatures, could not explain the data collected in the real world. "
and I thought it was the crab people that was the cause of it all.
Humans cause global warming? Get out! Next they'll say "humans cause polution" and other cockamany "problems".
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts...for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang
No way!!! And all this time I was blaming the sun...
Sorry Sol.
I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent. - Q
Both sides are missing the point that George Carlin bought up and I have mentioned it previously. The Earth is warming itself up because it needs to get rid of us. We were here to deliver plastic and that need is satisfied already.
"The earth doesn't share our prejudice towards plastic...plastic came out of the earth, the earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children...could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place: it wanted plastic for itself, didn't know how to make it, needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old philosophical question...why are we here? plastic, assholes"
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Hey, just because it's Friday and some of us started drinking early doesn't mean we're responsible for global warming. Leave my cow orkers out of it!
Here's a hypothesis.
1. Global warming will result in colder temperatures in some currently heavily populated regions.
2. People tend to stay inside when it is colder.
3. Staying inside increases the likely hood of procreation.
Therefore, global warming will cause humans.
at what point when reading a post by a person with "Troll" in their name does one decide, "I better take them seriously. Just in case."?
b/c as Creationists belive the earth is only about 6,000 years old so about 394,000 of it is irrelavant.
The massive underground coal fires they start through their careless, happless, and downright deadly mining practices wouldn't count against them even if they weren't exempt.
(B) + (D) + (B) + (D) = (K) + (&)
You are correct. There is a disturbing notion that scientists are infallible and their conclusions unquestionable. This is clearly not the case as scientists often disagree with each other!
I would consider myself a scientist, or at least a strong thinker with a lot of scientific knowledge, and I am very uncomfortable with how far we are willing to extrapolate our knowledge. By the time you make a fifth degree indirect measurement and mix in a handful of assumptions (reasonable though they might be) you just can't be too sure of your conclusion. Yet many people seem very comfortable doing this on a regular basis and standing VERY firmly behind their findings. I question the scientific depth of those people.
Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
Yeah, and that wacky "theory" that CO2 is a heat insulator? That can be countered with a simple, "No it isn't."
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Probably a bit more intelligent than those that watch Fox News.
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And that salesman thought he was ripping me off.
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The cows fart and burp a lot - creating greenhouse gasses. Then we get global warming.
Well I fart and burp alot too. Certainly they can't be thinking about getting rid of..skjd+++NO CARRIER
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan
When I want to hear something funny, I'll listen to George Carlin. When I want to hear fundamental data about our climate, I'll listen to climatologists.
You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
Your rabidly moderate position is radically neutral and fanatically level-headed! It's that kind of zealous commitment to dispassionate consideration that will cause us to wildly err on the side of fervent caution! You sir, are an extremist in your moderation!
How dare you, sir! How dare you.
Thats how men died in mars... and the methane explains it! Refried beans, the destroyer of worlds!
Cheers,
Adolfo