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Piimpin' Out Your Corporate Office?

Posted by Cliff on from the motivational-decorations dept.

ignoringReality asks: "I just moved into a new office at work that is considerably smaller than my previous one. The furniture is crappy, the walls are plain, and there aren't any windows. I'm trying to think of a unique way to keep myself entertained but not distracted day in and day out. It's a corporate office, so there are obviously limits. Working in a box must be a pretty standard situation for a lot of Slashdot readers, so how do you guys personalize your offices?"

6 of 133 comments (clear)

  1. Obvious: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I use OpenOffice.

  2. Re:Here's a novel concept by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whoa horse!

    That's only for emergencies!

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    Pretty Pictures!
  3. Obligatory /. Reply by orkysoft · · Score: 3, Funny
    The furniture is crappy, the walls are plain, and there aren't any windows.
    So what are you complaining about?
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    I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
  4. personalize?!? by kendoka · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are you talking about? We're just a bunch of soulless drones anyway. I'm going to decorate my office with the barcode my manufacturer gave me as I was being assembled in the plant.

  5. Forget you guys. by Neck_of_the_Woods · · Score: 4, Funny


    I have one word for you:

    Strippers.

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    Neck_of_the_Woods
    #/usr/local/surf/glassy/overhead
  6. Common reply: by duggy_92127 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I speak for all cubicle-dwellers when I say:

    SCREW YOU!

    Do you have a door? We'd kill for just a door. And some walls! Glorious, glorious walls...

    <huddles in a corner, shivering>

    Doug