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Woz, Others Ask Apple To Go Easy On Tiger Leak
tabkey12 writes "Drunkenbatman posts this impressive article with a pointed quote from Apple co-creator Steve Wozniak and 24 others from all parts of the Apple Software world, criticising Apple's stance against a 23-year-old pre-med student, desicanuk, who distributed a pre-release Tiger build over a popular Mac Bittorrent site. There's also an interview with desicanuk on drunkenbatman's site. (Original Slashdot article here.)"
Two questions:
- How do we expect to be taken seriously with pseudonyms like this?
- How many
/.ers didn't even blink while reading the intro?
Of course look who's talking; Odo, a fictional shapeshifter... <sigh>I say Jobs should take this to court.
:)
It'll give me lots of jabs to toss at a guy I work with who is as firmly entrenched as a Mac dude as I am a PC dude.
Heck, I hear about it when Gates and Microsoft do stupid stuff , so why not give me some more ammunition as Jobs gets laughed out of court? It's got all the delicious points - A kid running a web site sued out of existance over disclosing something that ultimately proved to be a mountain out of a molehill.
_ _ _ Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
Who is DrunkenBatman?
...However, I should note, where was DrunkenRobin during all this? Just hanging around the DrunkenBatcave? We can only drunkenly speculate, I guess.
Some have speculated that DrunkenBatman is DrunkenBruceWayne, a theory I too once believed. However, after I publicly aired my suspicions, he and I were kidnapped by the DrunkenPenguin then saved by DrunkenBatman. So I've seen DrunkenBruceWayne and DrunkenBatman, together.
On the other hand, he's pre-med. Shoplifting is a bad move when the strength of your career rests on your ability to keep oaths about confidentiality and professionalism.
He should probably change his major. Literature, perhaps. Lots of nice jobs that require no integrity that a lit major can get.
...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
Damn, I wish I could end up in the kind of soup that Jobs ended up in with NeXT. A $400 Million buy-out which led to a boardroom coup opportunity in which he regained control of his old multi-billion-dollar company!
Please Lord, let me make a few mistakes like that!
Yeah, that hockey puck mouse is BY FAR the greatest innovation in computer history. It even has bi-directional force feedback when I throw the fucker against the wall.
To us ACs, anyone with enough cash to buy a chicken sandwich for lunch is a billionaire.
Not every business needs to have a respectable name like "Federated Usable Computational Devices, Inc."
So the company would basically be FUCD?
:-)
I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
What I find really odd is the number of developers that DrunkenBatman has got coming out in support of Desicanuk. Quite useful though -- I now know whose software I can safely neglect to pay for.
Man I thought that would be one sweet and respectable name for an ISP
Maybe their strategy is to team up with Woz for a good-cop / bad-cop thing. Sort of like this:
Jobs: You damn kid! That'll be the last time you steal my software!
Jobs charges at the kid, then Woz grabs him, struggling to hold him back.
Kid: I'm sorry Mr. Jobs. It's just that Tiger looked so shiny and delicious! I couldn't help myself!
Jobs: *growls*, bites at the kid, still held back by Woz's muscular arms
Kid: *cries* I'll never do it again!
Woz: You better run, kid. I can't hold him for much longer.
Kid runs away screaming, Jobs and Woz burst into laughter and high-fives.
Jobs: That was fun, let's go grab a cappuccino.
vi ~/.emacs