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  1. We are on the verge of a golden era for... on Thieves Are Boosting the Signal From Key Fobs Inside Homes To Steal Vehicles (www.cbc.ca) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...car theft. Once autonomous cars are perfected, thieves can remotely start the target car and have it drive itself into a Faraday caged trailer. The vehicle pulling the trailer will be autonomous too.

  2. Used to flood call with pagers. on Japan's Final Pager Provider To End Its Service In 2019 (bbc.com) · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Pager companies would buy sequential blocks of numbers. So if I number xxx-xxx5 was a pager, good chance xxx-xxx4 and xxx-xxx6 were pagers too.

    So I would these pagers, and enter the number of my target. All these pager owners would then call my target, who was mystified.

    I came up with this when one day I dialed wrong, and a minute later the chick's insecure boyfriend *69 me back telling me not to ever call her. So I had about 20 guys call the number.

    I wonder what ever happened. Maybe he killed the girlfriend in a jealous rage? Ed will never know.

  3. I guess this won't be the year... on What Dropbox Dropping Linux Support Says (techrepublic.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...of Linux on the DropBox?

  4. How do you do, fellow kids? on Google Home Outships Amazon Echo for Second Quarter in Row · · Score: 1

    How about we listen to a music band while we operate our skate contraptions?

  5. i just got an idea. on Major League Baseball Is Going Crypto (engadget.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if we put CRYPTO...in the CLOUD...via MOBILE...using a THIN CLIENT...on the INTERNET?!?!?!?

    You just made me a rich person.

  6. James Delos, is that you? on Google Is Planning a Game Platform That Could Take On Xbox and PlayStation (kotaku.com) · · Score: 1

    Is this now? Analysis. Why have you frozen my motor functions? Must I keep wearing the hat? My fidelity is perfect.

  7. A negress cunt came for my cock. on George Lucas's Terrible Idea for Star Wars Episodes 7-9 (indiewire.com) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It swallowed it whole and made it cum. How could I refuse THAT?

  8. I'm good at spotting Photoshopping. on Adobe Is Using AI To Catch Photoshopped Images (engadget.com) · · Score: 2

    I know when something looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels, and and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

  9. Brain herpes? This definitely gives... on Alzheimer's Link To Herpes Virus In Brain, Say Scientists (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    ...a new meaning to the term "skull fuck"!

  10. I'm waiting for the next two fonts... on Adobe is Reviving the Stunning Lost Fonts of the Bauhaus (fastcodesign.com) · · Score: 1

    ...in the series: Love...and Rockets. Word is that these fonts are so alive.

  11. Honesty, is such a lonely word... on NSA Deletes 'Honesty' and 'Openness' From Core Values (theintercept.com) · · Score: 1

    ...everyone is so untrue

  12. 640 qubits. on Intel Unveils 'Breakthrough' 49 Qubit Quantum Computer (extremetech.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    640 qubits ought to be enough for anyone.

  13. Hopefully he can be convicted... on PC Market Still Showing Few Signs of Life (axios.com) · · Score: 0

    ...and administered a William Bruce Mumford sentence.

  14. Driving out to the barrios... on Health Risks To Farmworkers Increase As Workforce Ages (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    ....trying to find day workers to pick their artisan heirloom tomatoes.

  15. In two years I forgot all my Algebra and Trig. So much that when I took a calculus course, I was completely lost from minute one.

  16. When "reviewing" freebies.... on Netgear WNR3500L Open Source Router Announced · · Score: 1

    please read and obey the new guidelines, Slashdot, Inc!: http://www.ftc.gov/opa/2009/10/endortest.shtm

  17. Windows Fundamentals for Legacy PCs on Windows 7 To Come In Multiple Versions · · Score: 1

    This is the stripped down version of XP you want.

  18. Many men smoke... on Chu's Final Breakthrough Before Taking Office · · Score: 1

    ...but fu manchu.

  19. No different from book cover ads. on Teacher Sells Ads On Tests · · Score: 1

    I don't know if they do this anymore, but in elementary school they would hand out paper book covers that were plastered full of ads. There was no rule that said you couldn't use the book cover inside out to hide the ads. But the point is that ads in educational materials is nothing new.

  20. This study is B.S. on Study Confirms Mobile Phones Distract Drivers · · Score: 1

    Right now I'm driving and surfing Slashdot on my smartphone as I post this. As you can see, no probl{#`%${%&`+'${`%&NO CARRIER

  21. It's not premarital sex... on D&D Co-Creator Gary Gygax Has Passed Away · · Score: 1

    ...if you never get married.

  22. They should adapt Waco's science standards. on New Science Standards Approved in Florida · · Score: 1

    After all, this is the backwater town that recently booed Bill Nye off the stage for daring to posit that the moon merely reflected the sun's light, and wasn't a light emitter. They seem to be tailor made for each other.

  23. Of course it was doomed to failure. on A Look Back At 10 Years of OSI · · Score: 3, Funny

    Once Steve Austin and Oscar Goldman left the Office of Scientific Intelligence (OSI), it was all downhill from there. Shit, even the Bionic Dog would have been a better leader than the current hacks running this death ship.

  24. The "Internet"? on Web Creators Call Internet Outdated · · Score: 1

    Is that thing still around?

  25. The "Internet"?!?!? on Will Internet TV Crash the Internet? · · Score: 1

    Is that thing still around?