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Apple Posts Security Update 2005-002
thelemmings writes "Today, Apple released Security Update 2005-002 for Mac OS X. It fixes a bug in the Java 1.4.2 implementation where an untrusted applet could gain elevated privileges and potentially execute arbitrary code. Sounds scary."
In other words, it allows you to more effectively steal information and services from those who are kind enough to provide them for free, in exchange asking only for the opportunity to show you an easily ignored advertisement. Spoiled scum like you, with your obnoxiously oversized sense of entitlement, ought to be exiled to the desert, if you ask me. There you can establish your commune or whatever it is you hippies like to do, while we in civilized society will do our best to forget you.
I cannot imagine a more selfish attitude towards the world than that which the teabagging cocksmokers of Slashdot bring to light.
LOL! My good man, can you have reached the ripe age of harrumphing without having seen "The Big Lebowski"? You really owe it to yourself to see David Huddleston's performance as the titular character; it will cure you forever of the urge to use mothballed expressions such as "whatever it is you hippies like to do" and "we in civilized society." Conscious self-parody is one thing, after all, but your sleepwalking has moved me to unexpected sympathy in a way I've not felt since the prez fell off a Segway.
Now, in any case, no one is under any obligation to view ads in any context. Nor should imposition, the sine qua non of advertising, be euphemized as "opportunity." It's your confusion of obedience with duty that has led to your arch and sniveling denigration of your ad-free fellow man. You, sir, are no advertisement for advertisements.
geez Apple, it was barely a month since your last update. Not looking so good I gotta say.
I might have to "unswitch" to Windows, they hardly have as many security fixes. It's as rock solid as a Kryptonite lock. -gko