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Apple Posts Security Update 2005-002
thelemmings writes "Today, Apple released Security Update 2005-002 for Mac OS X. It fixes a bug in the Java 1.4.2 implementation where an untrusted applet could gain elevated privileges and potentially execute arbitrary code. Sounds scary."
In other words, it allows you to more effectively steal information and services from those who are kind enough to provide them for free, in exchange asking only for the opportunity to show you an easily ignored advertisement. Spoiled scum like you, with your obnoxiously oversized sense of entitlement, ought to be exiled to the desert, if you ask me. There you can establish your commune or whatever it is you hippies like to do, while we in civilized society will do our best to forget you.
I cannot imagine a more selfish attitude towards the world than that which the teabagging cocksmokers of Slashdot bring to light.
LOL! My good man, can you have reached the ripe age of harrumphing without having seen "The Big Lebowski"? You really owe it to yourself to see David Huddleston's performance as the titular character; it will cure you forever of the urge to use mothballed expressions such as "whatever it is you hippies like to do" and "we in civilized society." Conscious self-parody is one thing, after all, but your sleepwalking has moved me to unexpected sympathy in a way I've not felt since the prez fell off a Segway.
Now, in any case, no one is under any obligation to view ads in any context. Nor should imposition, the sine qua non of advertising, be euphemized as "opportunity." It's your confusion of obedience with duty that has led to your arch and sniveling denigration of your ad-free fellow man. You, sir, are no advertisement for advertisements.
Excellent point; you hit the nail on the head.
Online advertisers are focusing too much on the short-term: get people to see the ad. Banners worked for a while, then everyone started ignoring them, so they went for more annoyingly sized and placed ads, popups, popunders, etc., which caught people's attention for a while. Then ad blockers came along, and suddenly online advertising came to a screeching halt as they tried to figure out how to get around them. Now they have, and look how quickly people are asking how to block the new popups.
Most banner ads are completely useless, and I'm not missing anything by blocking. I don't need faster downloads and more local access numbers, and I don't care that I could win a free iPod by guessing which disembodied head is Britney Spears. Maybe if I had been looking at the homepage of some well-known overpriced dialup ISP, I would have greater than zero chance of caring that some other ISP is cheaper and faster; if I were reading a website about Britney Spears, I might want to get that iPod. Okay, the last one still wouldn't apply, since I already have an iPod, and don't like Britney Spears anyway, but that's beside the point.
Other online advertisers should take a nice long look at AdSense, marvel in its simplicity and usefulness. I've seen online advertising grow up from the moderately tasteful small static banner image to the obnoxious beast that it's become and have never yet had any reason to click on a single one of them until AdSense came along and started providing relevant and interesting ads. In fact, oh-so-long ago, I didn't even know ad banners were clickable. I presume a lot of non-net-savvy people still don't realize it. This is another advantage of using text ads: people look at colored underlined text and equate it with "click this", whereas they see some out-of-place picture and mentally filter it out as irrelevant.
Bears don't normally eat things that talk and move backwards.
geez Apple, it was barely a month since your last update. Not looking so good I gotta say.
I might have to "unswitch" to Windows, they hardly have as many security fixes. It's as rock solid as a Kryptonite lock. -gko