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Australian ISPs Required To Report Child Porn

rolling_or_jaded writes "As of the 1st of March 2005, Australian ISPs and web hosts will face fines of up to $55,000 if they can be used to access child pornography and do not refer the information to the police. Yikes. How on earth are the ISPs (and web hosts -- like my own very small-time and humble company) supposed to enforce this?"

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  1. With vaporware by surefooted1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How on earth are the ISPs (and web hosts -- like my own very small-time and humble company) supposed to enforce this?
    With vaporware!

  2. it's simple by Fo0eY · · Score: 5, Funny

    just enable the evil bit of course

  3. New jobs? by wannabgeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it mean they're going to hire people to go through all porn and judge which is legal?! Where can I send my resume?!?!

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  4. Simple solution by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "As of the 1st of March 2005, Australian ISPs and web hosts will face fines of up to $55,000 if they can be used to access child pornography and do not refer the information to the police. Yikes. How on earth are the ISPs (and web hosts -- like my own very small-time and humble company) supposed to enforce this?"

    Easy:

    Dear Police,

    My ISP can be used to access child pornography.

    Thanks,

    Every ISP on Earth

  5. Simple! by Digital+Dharma · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just bundle Weathercast with the ISP software and let Windows do the rest!

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  6. simple solution for an ISP... by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 5, Funny

    Set up a non-transparent firewall requiring everyone to use a web proxy to access the internet at large. Then, whenever someone accesses a file ending in .gif, .jpg, .bmp or .png using their browser, forward a copy of that file to the police along with a note stating that it may be an example of child pornography and asking them to investigate further. That should put you in complete compliance with the law.

    1. Re:simple solution for an ISP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hello??? ASCII art????

  7. Child Abuse by Haxx · · Score: 3, Funny

    It will also be a federal offence, carrying a penalty of 10 years' jail, for a person to use the internet to access, transmit or make available child pornography or child abuse material.

    Does this mean you could do 10 years for googling effective ways to spank a child?

  8. I fail to see by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Funny
    why the police are *not* being fined thousands for failing to prevent child porn in the first place. Or automakers, computer and camera manufacturers, hotels, schools, parents, politicians, and Ayers Rock for not child porn proofing their products, and not doing all they can to prevent it.

    Computer, camera and auto manufacturers should stop making these items which can be used in the creation and distribution of child porn, hotels house child porn makers and provide a haven for them, schools don't keep the children 24 hours a day, making the children available to pornographers, parents had the children in the first place, obviously leading to child porn, politicans consume most of the child porn, and Ayers Rock hasn't gone and fallen on the pornographers.

    It seems rather clear to me that this still has not been taken to extent it needs to be to prevent all child porn. Why aren't lawmakers doing their jobs?

    And when is someone going to go after the children? They obviously have something to do with it - they're in all of it. Geez, do I have to fix your big fence too? Get some priorities! Go after the problem, not the symptoms!

  9. Re:Don't demonise them by Ligur · · Score: 5, Funny
    Look at what defines child porn.

    US: Sexual acts depicted on women under the age of 18
    UK: Sexual acts depicted on women under the age of 16

    So... If I paint a pornographic picture on my 17yo girlfriends belly, that's childporn?
    *ducks*
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  10. Re:Don't demonise them by sgant · · Score: 3, Funny

    you're right...but I tend to demonize everyone anyway, regardless of guilt. But I'm an asshole, your milage may vary.

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