EU Commission Declines Patent Debate Restart
maxkueng writes "I just recieved an email from NoSoftwarePatents.com. They say: 'The EU Commission, under the leadership of someone who previously failed as Portuguese prime minister and as per the suggestion of a Microsoft puppet, has decided to decline the European Parliament's request for restarting the process on the software patent directive.' More can be read on Florian Mueller's Forum post."
I'm not sure if English is your primary language, but it's not that hard to parse this sentence - actually, it must require a tremendous amount of dedication to misparse it in that way as you did.
Real life is overrated.