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EU Commission Declines Patent Debate Restart

maxkueng writes "I just recieved an email from NoSoftwarePatents.com. They say: 'The EU Commission, under the leadership of someone who previously failed as Portuguese prime minister and as per the suggestion of a Microsoft puppet, has decided to decline the European Parliament's request for restarting the process on the software patent directive.' More can be read on Florian Mueller's Forum post."

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  1. You really have to admire their loyalty. by elhondo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once they're bought, they stay bought.

    1. Re:You really have to admire their loyalty. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is Europe not the US. European political figures don't fall victim to the same shortcomings that American ones do. They can't be bought. They are superior in every way, go take your worthless sentiments to some other message board.

    2. Re:You really have to admire their loyalty. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Funny

      > This is Europe not the US. European political
      > figures don't fall victim to the same shortcomings
      > that American ones do. They can't be bought. They
      > are superior in every way, go take your worthless
      > sentiments to some other message board.

      Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  2. I think we know what the EC thinks of him. by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Funny

    From TFA:

    Florian Mueller, the manager of the pan-European NoSoftwarePatents.com campaign, condemned the Commission's decision in the strongest terms: "A wannabe Napoleon who heads the Commission and a Microsoft puppet that runs the DG (directorate general) in charge have decided to negate democracy. Now we call on the EU Council to demonstrate a more democratic attitude and to reopen negotiations of its Common Position at the forthcoming meeting of the Competitiveness Council on Monday (7 March)."

    It would appear the European Commission has moderated him -1 Flamebait and will be ignoring him.

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    1. Re:I think we know what the EC thinks of him. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny
      Who you callin' "wannabe".

      I am Napoleon! Just ask Josephine, my sock-puppet!

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    2. Re:I think we know what the EC thinks of him. by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oy! Oo'er you calling a sock puppet?

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  3. In the name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the name of the Portuguese people: sorry.

    But we had to get him out of here!

  4. What in the world!!! by revery · · Score: 4, Funny

    per the suggestion of a Microsoft puppet

    You will never replace Jim Henson, Mr. Gates... do you hear me?!?!?!! WELL, DO YOU!!?!?

    Man, first I quit taking methamphetamines, and now this... If it wasn't for my talking sofa and the giant fat men, I don't think I'd make it through some days...

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    1. Re:What in the world!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't look now...the swedish delegate just said "sooftware pateents are juuust a teeny veet eeevil bork bork bork!!!"

    2. Re:What in the world!!! by mikael · · Score: 2, Funny

      per the suggestion of a Microsoft puppet

      You haven't seen sock puppet Bill.

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  5. "someone who failed as Portuguese prime minister" by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, well, you try it. It's not all hanging about on the Algarve and drinking 25 year old Port, you know?

    John.

  6. Re:I wish i had a patent on worthless organization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's not worthless. It certainly looks like it'll generate some value for its buyers.

  7. Re:"someone who failed as Portuguese prime ministe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This guy left Algarve to go to Brussels??? What could drive someone to do such a thing?

  8. Re:a Microsoft puppet!? by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Funny

    >as per the suggestion of a M... ...uppet
    Fozzie Bear is a Lobbyist!
    Bork Bork Bork

  9. Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The democratic parliament and peoples of Europe decline to respect the commissions decline to restart because otherwise we are discussing the decline of democracy.

    Pfft politics!

  10. ...and, in related news: by Radres · · Score: 2, Funny

    MS denies Windows needs restart.

  11. Au contraire, mon frere! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So Italy's not a part of Europe?

  12. Re:antidisestablishmentarianism by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm American, and I'm hoping that the EU can keep itself free from the patent monopoly biz. Because that will keep another productive source of software for me to use (and not patent :), and because their increased efficiency will create competition, the only factor that has ever gotten American business to improve. We've been goading Europe further into freedom for centuries by providing competion. The whole idea was an *investment* in an unstoppable process. Now we've got to reap the returns, as America sinks into the fatuous complacency we've developed after years at the top. Or we can move to France :).

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  13. Re:Why can they do this? by rs79 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Can any informed Europeans tell us why the Comission can just ignore what they've been told to do?"

    Follow the money.

    "Can any informed Europeans tell us why ICANN is so bad"

    Follow the money.

    "Can any informed Europeans tell us why the US invaded Iraq"

    Follow the money.

    *this is a recording*

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  14. Re:Slashdot: News for Lawyers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    What gives? Can we bring back the old content?

    If every slashdotter killed just 10 lawyers...

    Hmmmm...

  15. How can you say such things! by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Suggesting that anything to do with Microsoft has strings attached!

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  16. Re:antidisestablishmentarianism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The EU position is only "ambiguous" because the EPO reinterpreted "as such" in "computer programs as such cannot be patented" to mean that it was okay to patent all instances of programs in the real world, because the program "as such" is an abstract construct.

    Really, any sane reading of EU law would already prohibit software patents, it's just the EPO wanted to extend its empire. If you ask me, the Dutch should kick the anti-free-market fuckers out and so should all the other EU countries. Patents, by definition, are restraint of trade by government-granted monooply, exactly the sort of crap the EU was supposed to combat.

  17. Re:"someone who failed as Portuguese prime ministe by elgaard · · Score: 2, Funny

    >The answer is simple: The unbridled hunger for the corrupting influence that is Brussels.

    I would have said the belgian beer, but you could be right too.

  18. Re:Patents ? Who cares ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Commission must this, the advice and to have parliament necessarily notable, to have done. They arrest to test, with the process without a voice, in the theory of the agreement of the advice and parliament agree (in the version of the advice). The some committees of parliament meantime have the total thing more, to start and commission neglected. Moreover the sustentation eats in the advice for the version, during parliaments national of the instructions to the representatives with its government, them does not emit to the sustentation.

  19. Re:Portuguese prime minister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    To viriatopt:
    O pa, da proxima vez nao passes isso pelo babelfish - fica mal :P.

    To everyone else, just go to the wikipedia article for what he tried to say.

  20. Re:Boo hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Snivel Boy against Harsh Reality, the Supreme Court ruled that AC's who whine about Slashdot moderation should probably check to see if their milk has expired and clean the dirty condoms out of their mothers' sock drawers, and quit bitching.

  21. Re:Mark Twain on politicians by piotr+alfredovich · · Score: 2, Funny
    they're really civil servants
    For some reason my brain parsed that as evil servants...