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Sony Ericsson Announces First Walkman Phone
jonknee writes "Sony Ericsson has announced the first in a new line of self-described "Walkman phones" that specialize in playing music. The W800i features a 512MB memory card to store tunes and up to 30 hours of playback (if you keep the phone off, otherwise about half that). We should see a Motorola phone with iTunes onboard within the next two weeks, making March the month of music phones."
No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.
Phones that play music.
Phones that perform facial recognition.
Phones that take photos.
Phones that shoot small caliber rounds.
Phones that can be tracked by GPS.
Phones that can extend penis lengths.
Phones that can make water from wine.
Phones that introduce you to your new spouse.
Are there any phones that allow you to talk to someone separated by distances greater than you can shout?
"Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
ultimately we'll have to ask ourselves what the heck these things are actually for
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
But how do you fit the cassette in the phone?
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How many "all on one" devices do consumers really need?
The answer is obvious: One.
First walkman phone eh? You can have music on your regular cell phone RIGHT NOW: Call AT&T's customer support line, say to the operator that you're furious and you wish to complain and talk to her manager, wait till she says "yes Sir, please hold" and enjoy endless music for FREE!
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Ya know what? I really take offense to this..... oh man look at the pretty blinky lights.... aaaahhhh huuu... wha?
You are all a bunch of idots.
Press Release: "Not to be outdone, Panasonic, Sony's rival, is coming out with a "BoomBox Phone" -- a giant 200-watt shiny metal of nostalgic beauty complete with a free six-hour cassette recording of best disco hits. The BoomBox Phone is designed to sit comfortably on your shoulder as you make a call with the built-in wireless phone device. There is no better way to chat with your romantic interest with Donna Summer cooing words of love in the background."
Sun and Fun
Wait,
You bought an N-Gage?
We should see a Motorola phone with iTunes onboard within the next two weeks
There released it already , but it's not cool s the iPod, becausse it has no wheel. I prefer my version of it .