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Build Your Own PBX

Kerbo writes "Kerry Garrison has written up a complete guide to building your own PBX with Asterisk@Home to create your own working PBX system. In the article, he shows how you can build a complete, working system for under $20 (assuming you have some old hardware laying around the house)."

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  1. Next on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Become a Millionaire with only $20, and another $999,980 laying around.

  2. bad grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    some old hardware laying WHAT around the house?

  3. Voicemail hell by jsimon12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So now when people call me they can go through auto attendent hell just like the big companies.

  4. Re:Lousy Submissions by stevesliva · · Score: 1, Funny
    PBX = Poor Box.

    You know, like alms. The key is the appearence of security, without ostentation.

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  5. Re:Asterisk has good WAF... by phil4 · · Score: 5, Funny
    > You'll pry it out of my wife's cold dead hands...

    Dude, that's just sick. Bury her already.

  6. Re:Lousy Submissions by prichardson · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's too bad that there isn't some sort of online database of acronyms.

    Perhaps we could call it Acronym Search.

    Or perhaps some sort of search engine.

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  7. NOTE: This will erase all data... by Goldenhawk · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article:
    • With Asterisk@Home, you simply need to download the disk image, burn it to a CD, and boot off of it.
      • * Burn Asterisk@Home iso to a blank CD
        * Boot your Asterisk PC with the CD and press enter
        NOTE: This will erase all data on the hard drive of the PC!!!
    Just a "minor technical detail", that last note. The way people don't RT*A around here, I'll bet in a day or two we'll see some late posts whining about their loss of data. (is that Darwin I hear?)

    Aw, com'on, don't tell me you've never just hit enter without REALLY reading the dialog box, right?

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  8. Re:Asterisk has good WAF... by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    (she's inflatable... shh, he doesnt know. he's still mourning.. hehehehe)

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  9. Re:Lousy Submissions by BobPaul · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heh.. yeah. I knew what PBX was way back in the 80s before I was even in Middle School... Thank you Anarchist Cookbook!

  10. The Jig is Up by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey Folks,

    We've got to be more careful - he's starting to ask questions. It's pretty important that he doesn't find out what else we've been keeping from him.

    myke

  11. Re:And what's neat... by darnok · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've already got a highly effective PBX firewall in place. It's called "leaving the phone off the hook", and it's very effective around dinner time to ensure we don't get snowed by phone calls to our teenage daughters.

    Even better, it comes with a highly effective content filter. Callers with truly important news will, upon finding the house phone is engaged, call one of our mobile phones. However, teenagers, with their inherent lack of cash and memories of past confrontations with parents over mobile phone call costs, will instead retry the home phone approximately every 60 seconds. I can guarantee that, from the instant I replace the phone after dinner, it's never more than 60 seconds till it starts ringing again.

  12. Re:PBX? by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aint nothing automatic about linux. It's somehow powered by the kinetic energy you expend by endlessly tweaking conf files.

    I like your waffles. I buy as many as I can with counterfeit yen.

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  13. Re:Lousy Submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm dying, quick, what's the google keyword for 911?

  14. Re:Lousy Submissions by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    You use this word, "geeks" in your post as if I'm supposed to know what it is. Are you all self-important that defining your words is beneath you? If you're worth your salt, you would have sold me on it so that I would consider your post worthy.

    However, for your benefit, I hope slashdot institutes an auto-acronym feature. So that next time there's a story about a new BIOS (Basic Input/Output System), SCO (Santa Cruz Operation), IBM (International Business Machines), or even 3M (Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Corporation) you'll (you will) know what those acronyms mean.

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  15. LEGO by __aahlyu4518 · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I read the headline and noticed PBX I was thinking about Lego Mindstorms. Guess my mind was in bad weather to... as Mindstorms has a RCX not a PBX.

    Or does it ??? lego pbx

  16. Re:Lousy Submissions by jotok · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do I know if I'm interested in it or not if I have no idea what it is?

    I'm guessing you already know if something interests you or not.

    Or are you asking if you should be interested? Take my advice, kid--don't depend on /. to tell you what you should be interested in :)

  17. Re:Confusion by zotz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Especially if you are stripping the wire with your teeth at the time!

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  18. Re:DO NOT BOOT THE Asterisk@Home ISO !!!!!! by wagemonkey · · Score: 3, Funny
    IT WILLE(sic) AUTOMATICALLY FROMAT(sic) YOUR / PARTITION WITHOUT AKSING(sic) YOU A THING.
    And delete your spellchecker and lock your shift key too.

    So you booted from an unknown ISO without reading the documentation first and it did something you didn't expect? And you're surprised?
    You were probably luckier than you deserved to be, only losing a VM. It's nothing to do with being a n00b, lots of n00bs know to be careful before running unknown software...
    Yes, it might happen to me one day but I'd be fully prepared to accept that it would be my fault for not being more careful.

    Are all your knives labelled "Caution, may be sharp"?

  19. Re:DO NOT BOOT THE Asterisk@Home ISO !!!!!! by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 2, Funny

    +5 Informative?
    Come on, moderators, this is the FUNNIEST thing I've read all day!