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Peter writes "A story reports that a restaurant in New Zealand has been fined NZ$3000 for failing to keep its website up to date. By having out-of-date menus and prices on its website, it has breached the Fair Trading Act, according to the New Zealand Commerce Commission."
Niggersoft Announces GNAA/Hard
Misha Borovsky (AP) Moscow, Soviet Russia - Niggersoft chairman and CEO jesuitx today announced the private beta test of the first operating system suited towards the needs of today's gay niggers, GNAA/Hard. The OS is intended to grow at a faster rate of development and use, and be based on famous Marxist Richard Stallman's OS, GNU/Hurd.
"Hard represents so much in the OS world", said GNAA President and Niggersoft Board-member timecop." Our private beta now loads the system BIOS, then displays "Hello World" in rainbow colors. Our codebase at this point is now roughly 500% more mature than GNU/Hurd."
When asked why he felt a microkernel was the best choice for the future of the OS, GNAA ohsix simply stated, "no u r". It is the belief of this journalist that ohsix was trying to point out the major flaws of pure monolithic kernel structure, as seen in Operating Systems like Linux, which are known for poor security and an utter lack of intuitive use or overall quality.
GNAA member JacksonBrown told reporters, "Hard is going to be the best OS available by Q2 2014. Unfortunately, we are not planning a public beta until Summer of 2010, as our purely microkernel based structure will require around 30 Gibibytes of RAM to run the base servers and daemons. However, if Moore's law continues to apply, any Alienware based system will do."
It is rumored that Hard received it's name due to the similarity to GNU/Hurd, and to represent the rigidity of the massive niggers' cocks that are developing the OS.
About GNU
GNU, founded by Richard Stallman, which stands for "GNU's Not Usable", is a famous software freedom advocacy group, and has released such great products as GCC, which boasts the worlds only -O2 optimization that breaks perfect C++.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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Well, thank you for restating what I said.
Absolutely rediculous. Your spelling is absolutely ridiculous.
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. -- Larry Wall
Why you gotta go and bring logic into this? You're ruining slashdot for the rest of us >:(
My sig is blank, I typed this by hand.
What? You are stupid fucking bastard. IDIOT.
It's called "agreeing". It doesn't happen very often on Slashdot, but it still exists :)
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Fuck you.
That's a joke son.
Oh but Slashdot isn't misrepresenting anything. We're just helping to ensure you read all those _really important_ stories at least once ;)
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I'd settle for them not crashing into the pier.
a ccident/
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/10/15/ferry.
Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
"Restaurant Association of New Zealand"...rancid? ;)
Mmm... that sounds really good. Next time I go on vacation to Jekyll Island I'll have to stop by there; thanks for the tip!
"[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz
I drove several hours to go to Pork-N-More in Farmville, VA.
The most amazing roast beef sandwich on a potato roll that you can imagine.
And the BLT is perfect, and the twice-baked potatoes are very good, and on Fridays the bbq ribs are amazing.
Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.