GNAAMichael Sims Fired, Joins GNAA to Troll Slashdot Full Time Michael Sims Fired, Joins GNAA to Troll Slashdot Full Time
FREMONT, CA (TECHNEWS) - After a heated debate at Slashdot executive
offices, editor Michael Sims was locked out of the building and departed in a
tirade of lisping insults, vowing revenge immediately. This morning, industry
sources revealed that Sims has joined the infamous trolling organization Gay
Nigger Association of America with the intent of trolling Slashdot
fulltime.
In a short phone interview with Technews, Sims asserted that he was calm but
resolved on his course of action. "The Slashdot editors and I had a
disagreement," he explained. "I did it all for the users, but they..." he drew
the syllable out painfully, resting on a case full of Little League trophies
and certificates of participation from transgendered dating services, "They
just couldn't take my truth. They were -- babies, just babies, oh, the horror,
the abomination," he said, before being led away by three white-clad male
nurses.
According to Harvard Psychology Professor Arnold Rothstahlberg, "trolling"
is an internet phenomenon where dissenting users disrupt a site by flooding it
with absurd or paradoxical information. "It satisfies the primal id," he
said, chewing on a large, bulbous, phallic black cigar. "To justify themselves
by forcing their enemies into hysterics. It's a compensatory mechanism much
like getting back at the kids who beat you up in high school by installing
Linux and using it to pingflood their XP boxes and Macs."
Slashdot editor CmdrTaco was reticent to comment. At an interview conducted
in the crap-filled Ann Arbor bungalow he shares with his wife, to whom he
proposed over Slashdot, he said, "Well, you know, Slashdot is just a web site.
Michael should calm down about this. But if he doesn't, our corporate sponsors
will sue him until he's giving $4 blowjobs on Haight Street."
From the GNAA corporate headquarters, a mysterious floating island off the
coast of Newfoundland that few reporters have seen and even fewer have returned
from with their sexual identities intact, GNAA "Head Programmer" timecop said
he was glad to have Sims on hand. "From what I've seen of his postings on
Slashdot," said timecop, "he's a total fag. Which is convenient as all our
halfops need anal, and I can't handle the drama. That's what's worst about the
net: the drama."
Sims has been involved in previous internet firefights, most notably the
controversy over the censorware.org website in 2001. While Sims alleges that
the site was his creation that was sabotaged by others, his coworkers disagree.
Bennett Haselton, security consultant for the "Anarchy Anal" and "Chaos
Cumshot" websites, said of Sims, "We set up this website, and left him the
password. We have a disagreement, bam, the website goes down and someone raped
my two-week-old Labrador puppy with an iPod."
Slashdot Editor CowboyNeal, who was entangled in a whale net after
attempting to swim the English channel, spoke fondly of his former coworker.
"Michael always brought a certain passion to the work, a passion that was
easily ignited and led to many sweaty sessions in the corporate washroom," he
said. "I'm not at all surprised he joined an organization of gay niggers. He
always like something different and unique in his pasta salads."
Programmer Seth Finkelstein alleges that Sims is "totally unstable" and
agreed readily to this interview. "Of course, I'm a disinterested observer," he
said. "But anytime I see that closet psychopath and monkey nut-muncher stealing
the spotlight from hardworking programmers like myself, I have to speak up, for
the benefit of the people, of course," he said. Technews reporters were
permitted to leave the premises only after making a PayPal donation to
Finkelstein.
Mike Godwin of the EFF, who balances a career as privacy advocate with his
hobby of making videos of teen swingers blowing goats, agreed. "I've never met
another editor like Michael," he
i cant tell if your trolling or not. python is glue code, performance critical stuff shouldnt be written in it. also, jython? if java using SWT isnt fast enough for a GUI, and C isnt fast enough for nuts and bolts stuff (even ASM if absolutely need be) i dont know what the fuck you want.
Well, although that sound good in principle, the reality is that gentoo is NOT a very polished OS (-especially- for non x86) and ubuntu, although more polished, isn't supported nearly as well on PPC. yellow dog has been the standard PPC distro for a long time, and thus its a lot more like fedora or mandrIVA. theres a niche for everything.
ok, ignore my name and terrible karma for a second... but jesus, not trolling:
this is terrible. these were being sold in november when i got my ipod, and now its like some shitty half-april fools joke? the joke is on me for wasting my time even reading that headline.
Misha Borovsky (AP) Moscow, Soviet Russia - Niggersoft chairman and CEO
jesuitx today announced the private beta test of the first operating system
suited towards the needs of today's gay niggers, GNAA/Hard. The OS is intended
to grow at a faster rate of development and use, and be based on famous Marxist
Richard Stallman's OS, GNU/Hurd.
"Hard represents so much in the OS world", said GNAA President and
Niggersoft Board-member timecop." Our private beta now loads the system BIOS,
then displays "Hello World" in rainbow colors. Our codebase at this point is
now roughly 500% more mature than GNU/Hurd."
When asked why he felt a microkernel was the best choice for the future of
the OS, GNAA ohsix simply stated, "no u r". It is the belief of this journalist
that ohsix was trying to point out the major flaws of pure monolithic kernel
structure, as seen in Operating Systems like Linux, which are known for poor
security and an utter lack of intuitive use or overall quality.
GNAA member JacksonBrown told reporters, "Hard is going to be the best OS
available by Q2 2014. Unfortunately, we are not planning a public beta until
Summer of 2010, as our purely microkernel based structure will require around
30 Gibibytes of RAM to run the base servers and daemons. However, if Moore's
law continues to apply, any Alienware based system will do."
It is rumored that Hard received it's name due to the similarity to
GNU/Hurd, and to represent the rigidity of the massive niggers' cocks that are
developing the OS.
About GNU
GNU, founded by Richard
Stallman, which stands for "GNU's Not Usable", is a famous software freedom
advocacy group, and has released such great products as GCC, which boasts the
worlds only -O2 optimization that breaks perfect C++.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
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We'll be seeing a lot more p2p devs being vauge about purpose, or suggesting legitimate purpose.
check out java on trails https://trails.dev.java.net/
Michael Sims Fired, Joins GNAA to Troll Slashdot Full Time
FREMONT, CA (TECHNEWS) - After a heated debate at Slashdot executive offices, editor Michael Sims was locked out of the building and departed in a tirade of lisping insults, vowing revenge immediately. This morning, industry sources revealed that Sims has joined the infamous trolling organization Gay Nigger Association of America with the intent of trolling Slashdot fulltime.
In a short phone interview with Technews, Sims asserted that he was calm but resolved on his course of action. "The Slashdot editors and I had a disagreement," he explained. "I did it all for the users, but they..." he drew the syllable out painfully, resting on a case full of Little League trophies and certificates of participation from transgendered dating services, "They just couldn't take my truth. They were -- babies, just babies, oh, the horror, the abomination," he said, before being led away by three white-clad male nurses.
According to Harvard Psychology Professor Arnold Rothstahlberg, "trolling" is an internet phenomenon where dissenting users disrupt a site by flooding it with absurd or paradoxical information. "It satisfies the primal id," he said, chewing on a large, bulbous, phallic black cigar. "To justify themselves by forcing their enemies into hysterics. It's a compensatory mechanism much like getting back at the kids who beat you up in high school by installing Linux and using it to pingflood their XP boxes and Macs."
Slashdot editor CmdrTaco was reticent to comment. At an interview conducted in the crap-filled Ann Arbor bungalow he shares with his wife, to whom he proposed over Slashdot, he said, "Well, you know, Slashdot is just a web site. Michael should calm down about this. But if he doesn't, our corporate sponsors will sue him until he's giving $4 blowjobs on Haight Street."
From the GNAA corporate headquarters, a mysterious floating island off the coast of Newfoundland that few reporters have seen and even fewer have returned from with their sexual identities intact, GNAA "Head Programmer" timecop said he was glad to have Sims on hand. "From what I've seen of his postings on Slashdot," said timecop, "he's a total fag. Which is convenient as all our halfops need anal, and I can't handle the drama. That's what's worst about the net: the drama."
Sims has been involved in previous internet firefights, most notably the controversy over the censorware.org website in 2001. While Sims alleges that the site was his creation that was sabotaged by others, his coworkers disagree. Bennett Haselton, security consultant for the "Anarchy Anal" and "Chaos Cumshot" websites, said of Sims, "We set up this website, and left him the password. We have a disagreement, bam, the website goes down and someone raped my two-week-old Labrador puppy with an iPod."
Slashdot Editor CowboyNeal, who was entangled in a whale net after attempting to swim the English channel, spoke fondly of his former coworker. "Michael always brought a certain passion to the work, a passion that was easily ignited and led to many sweaty sessions in the corporate washroom," he said. "I'm not at all surprised he joined an organization of gay niggers. He always like something different and unique in his pasta salads."
Programmer Seth Finkelstein alleges that Sims is "totally unstable" and agreed readily to this interview. "Of course, I'm a disinterested observer," he said. "But anytime I see that closet psychopath and monkey nut-muncher stealing the spotlight from hardworking programmers like myself, I have to speak up, for the benefit of the people, of course," he said. Technews reporters were permitted to leave the premises only after making a PayPal donation to Finkelstein.
Mike Godwin of the EFF, who balances a career as privacy advocate with his hobby of making videos of teen swingers blowing goats, agreed. "I've never met another editor like Michael," he
ill kill a home boy GNAA CRAPFLOOD
why ya actin like a ho!
Does it look like this will stick? If so, will prices go down?
this is a new low, "nothing to see here" pretty much summarizes slashdot as of late.
i cant tell if your trolling or not. python is glue code, performance critical stuff shouldnt be written in it. also, jython? if java using SWT isnt fast enough for a GUI, and C isnt fast enough for nuts and bolts stuff (even ASM if absolutely need be) i dont know what the fuck you want.
your just making the problem worse.
MOD PARENT UP! I'm definitely busting out my copy of Harry Potter 5.
Well, although that sound good in principle, the reality is that gentoo is NOT a very polished OS (-especially- for non x86) and ubuntu, although more polished, isn't supported nearly as well on PPC. yellow dog has been the standard PPC distro for a long time, and thus its a lot more like fedora or mandrIVA. theres a niche for everything.
wheres my mod points when i need them....
Indeed that comment makes it look as if nVidia is trying to make inroads into the gamers market, as if it werent already a major player.
Parent post requires a plugin to be understood, google for HUMOR.
actually, he did not. this was cp + pasted from the LAST ruby article. karma whoring at its WORST.
ok, ignore my name and terrible karma for a second... but jesus, not trolling: this is terrible. these were being sold in november when i got my ipod, and now its like some shitty half-april fools joke? the joke is on me for wasting my time even reading that headline.
yes, lets hope it lives up the hype.
hey gnaa
any info on doing something like this for an x86 box?
In New Zealand...... fill in the blank or is it: fill in the blank.... New Zealand.
Niggersoft Announces GNAA/Hard
Misha Borovsky (AP) Moscow, Soviet Russia - Niggersoft chairman and CEO jesuitx today announced the private beta test of the first operating system suited towards the needs of today's gay niggers, GNAA/Hard. The OS is intended to grow at a faster rate of development and use, and be based on famous Marxist Richard Stallman's OS, GNU/Hurd.
"Hard represents so much in the OS world", said GNAA President and Niggersoft Board-member timecop." Our private beta now loads the system BIOS, then displays "Hello World" in rainbow colors. Our codebase at this point is now roughly 500% more mature than GNU/Hurd."
When asked why he felt a microkernel was the best choice for the future of the OS, GNAA ohsix simply stated, "no u r". It is the belief of this journalist that ohsix was trying to point out the major flaws of pure monolithic kernel structure, as seen in Operating Systems like Linux, which are known for poor security and an utter lack of intuitive use or overall quality.
GNAA member JacksonBrown told reporters, "Hard is going to be the best OS available by Q2 2014. Unfortunately, we are not planning a public beta until Summer of 2010, as our purely microkernel based structure will require around 30 Gibibytes of RAM to run the base servers and daemons. However, if Moore's law continues to apply, any Alienware based system will do."
It is rumored that Hard received it's name due to the similarity to GNU/Hurd, and to represent the rigidity of the massive niggers' cocks that are developing the OS.
About GNU
GNU, founded by Richard Stallman, which stands for "GNU's Not Usable", is a famous software freedom advocacy group, and has released such great products as GCC, which boasts the worlds only -O2 optimization that breaks perfect C++.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc