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Nintendo DS Homebrew and Hacking
wraggster writes "Natrium 42 has updated his site with many more pictures of his Passthrough Device for the Nintendo DS, called the PassMe. In other DS News, Desktopman has updated His Tetris Game with a 2 player mode on one DS. Also for those interested in DS Hacking you have the DS Homebrew Reference Site and finally Darkfader the original DS Hacker."
At the moment I have no interest in buying a DS.
Though I do have an interest playing DS Rom on a PC if there is such a hack or emulator?
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My complaint about George W Bush
There are people I undeniably despise. They lack morals, character, and honesty. They force me to swallow George W Bush's recommendations whole, without question or quibble. In case you can't tell, I'm talking about Bush here. Let's get down to business: In order to debate the efficacy of Bush's irascible effusions, we must give our propaganda fighters an instrument that is very much needed at this time. And that's just the first step. Remember, I'm not writing this letter for your entertainment. I'm not even writing it for your education. I'm writing it for our very survival. His claim that honor counts for nothing is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity, but an assault on the human mind. If I didn't think Bush would make individuals indifferent to the survival of their families, I wouldn't say that he really struck a nerve with me when he said that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. That lie is a painful reminder that Bush insists that yellow-bellied kooks are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. This is a rather strong notion from someone who knows so little about the subject. Currently, Bush's biases merely overthrow democratic political systems. As you will see eventually, this is only the tip of a gigantic iceberg. Bush tries to make us think the way he wants us to think, not by showing us evidence and reasoning with us, but by understanding how to push our emotional buttons.
This is not the place to develop that subject. It demands many pages of analysis, which I can't spare in this letter. Instead, I'll just state the key point, which is that if you ever ask him to do something, you can bet that your request will get lost in the shuffle, unaddressed, ignored, and rebuffed. Anyone with an IQ two points higher than a wet sponge's knows that Bush has been working under a veil of bureaucracy and secrecy to pit the haves against the have-nots. But, even so, if we let him instill a subconscious feeling of guilt in those of us who disagree with his notions, then greed, corruption, and sadism will characterize the government. Oppressive measures will be directed against citizens. And lies and deceit will be the stock and trade of the media and educational institutions.
He must sense his own irremediable inferiority. That's why Bush is so desperate to tip the scales in his favor; it's the only way for him to distinguish himself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Bush also realized that neocolonialism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge. He will hate me for saying this, but if you were to try to tell his helpers that he is incapable of writing a letter without using such phrases as "lame-brained deranged-types", "pugnacious, obnoxious moral weaklings", "neurotic malcontents", or some combination thereof, they'd close their eyes and put their hands over their ears. They are, as the psychologists say, in denial. They don't want to hear that Bush occasionally writes letters accusing me and my friends of being baleful meatheads. These letters are typically couched in gutter language (which is doubtless the language in which Bush habitually thinks) and serve no purpose other than to convince me that it is not too far-fetched to claim that I, not being one of the many high-handed sideshow barkers of this world, have no idea why George W Bush wannabees have sprouted across the country like mushrooms after a downpour. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. Bush's emissaries all look like Bush, think like Bush, act like Bush, and spawn a society in which those with the most deviant lifestyle, empty-headed behavior, or personal failures are given the most by the government, just like Bush does. And all this in the name of -- let me see if I can get their propaganda straight -- brotherhood and service. Ha!
I will not quibble with Bush as to whether or not there is a vast empirical literature on
That's great, except opera sucks major ass.
It's like saying that you'd rather have 10 gallons of donkey piss instead of 20 ounces of fine imported German beer.