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Forbes Lists Top Corporate Hate Web Sites

windowpain writes "You've seen them. Maybe you've made one, like Walmart-blows.com or Paypalsucks.com. Now Forbes.com has a 'Special Report' devoted to what it considers the best of them. 'The following nine sites--there were ten, but one went unexpectedly dark during the editing of this story--are the crème de la crème of online rage. Note that we substantially cleaned up some of the posts, editing out odd capitulation schemes, iffy grammar and plain incoherence. Apparently blinding anger does not go hand in hand with dotting your i's and crossing your t's.' Maybe this will become an annual thing like the Forbes 400 and the Fortune 500." (I wonder what a capitulation scheme is.)

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  1. copulation scheme by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Actually, at first I read it as "odd copulation schemes," which makes a lot more sense, doesn't it?

    Here you go. So I'm thinking a pig, some grease, four pulleys, 5 plates of 1/8" steel, 20 feet of nylon rope, a gate, a couple of AA batteries, a blasting cap, and a 40-lb bag of quick setting concrete.

    Should be enough to make the "masturbation box" from the jerky boys album.

    You might think the pig is superfluous to the copulation scheme, but if you think about it, I think you'll see it's an integral part.