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Apple Developing Two-Button Mouse
An anonymous reader writes "Always the innovator, Apple is rumored to be developing a two-button mouse! Personally, I don't think it will catch on. Two buttons will be way too confusing for your average user." A few users noted a related Slashdot story from awhile back that discusses why Apple has historically avoided the two-button mouse. The article also mentions a revision to the AirPort Base Station with built-in optical audio.
In a few years Apple will invent something called a "pan wheel" which allows you to pan up and down in documents... They'll probably try and patent it as well.
Slashdot gets sued for giving out trade secrets. Apple demands to know who leaked this information, which would have revolutionized the computer world as we know it.
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Microsoft innovates the 1-Button mouse as a whole new line of efficiency.
Bill Gates says: "One mouse button ought to be enough for anybody."
"Back button" is in common usage already. If they call them "To Button" and "Fro Button", they can apply for trademarks.
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jeez! you can't throw it all at a user a once! the only way is to scale out those big features incrimentally.
Hmmmm, can't use my middle finger. I need to direct it to the M$ users when they come to ask me to help them fix their buggy, virus loaded P.[iece of] C.[rap]
Having done so much with so little for so long, I now can do anything with nothing at all.
Please. Comparing the BSoD to an OS X grey screen of death is just wrong. When a Mac crashes, the screen fades to grey, and a translucent box appears telling you (in four languages, no less) that you need to restart your computer. The BSoD has far less class and style...
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Let the mouse button wars begin!!
25 years later...
mac OS XX user: "WOW the new Apple Bluetooth mouse has 3 buttons and a scroll wheel"
Windows Longwhore SP4 user: "Lame, my MS Intellimouse has 16 buttons, 2 pressure-sensitive-tilt-slide-rotate-scroll wheels, 2 lasers, a 3-axis fiber optic ring gyroscope with GPS tracking, an inertial-charging battery system and 2-parameter biometric analyser to combat privacy, I mean piracy"
Beauty is truly in the eye of the tiger
I feel better about myself when I read comments like this..
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I actually asked a girl at a club how she would rate me on a scale of 3 to 18. She said 17 so I pulled out a 20 sider and rolled. Then I said I passed my charisma check so you have to dance with me. It actually worked! That's what happens when you start the night with drinking and D&D before going to the club.
someone has to say it.....
That is just sad, truly sad.
1.) that you would make the comment
2.) that you would make it to a girl
3.) that you would have a D20 with you in a club
4.) that you would think this would work
5.) that this actually did
Did her moustache tickle?
Send whiskey and fresh horses!
I remember on some of the older PowerPC's in the computer lab back when I was in elementary school, the power button was right where you'd think the floppy eject button was.
I don't think I can count on one hand how many times people have switched off their PC's when trying to eject a floppy!
Dear Penthouse^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Slashdot Forum....
That's what happens when you start the night with drinking and D&D before going to the club.
Yep. You played all the D&D, and she did all the drinking.
(Just funnin' ya. But if you packed a d20 specifically for this, it means you had put way too much thought behind this idea.:)