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A Search Engine Manipulator's Tale
NevDull writes "Well known Search Engine Optimization expert Greg Boser of WebGuerrilla shares how he manipulates search engine results, using simple techniques, with Wired Magazine." From the article: "The search engines live in a fantasy world...Every link is a vote. But people buy and sell links."
What a miserable failure!
Where exactly is manipulation involved in that link? I can't see any.
perhaps you'd appreciate this then too. HOT GAY COCK
... but this is getting silly! Still interesting, but kinda silly.
Good old googledot.
Thanks a lot.
By putting my servers in different positions in the server room a couple of times a week
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
You mean a shady, fly-by-night business specializing in deception may not be able to deliver on promises? I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!
That is the funniest fucking thing I've seen on here in a long, long time.... KUDOS, Anonymous Coward!
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but hot gay cock will show up to google.. He might be getting some really interesting customers for his web hosting soon.
What are we going to do tonight Brain?
Why would you post a link to his site that says HOT GAY COCK? I looked at the site and there isn't any mention of HOT GAY COCK on it. I mean, I've never been to a HOT GAY COCK page before, but I can imagine what a HOT GAY COCK site looks like. I mean, it doesn't even seem close to a HOT GAY COCK site. First off, there needs to be a lot more HOT GAY COCK on the site. And when I say more, I mean at least one HOT GAY COCK. There isn't even one single HOT GAY COCK to be found.
/., it will give you an idea ho heavily slashdot's links are weighed in the ranking system. It would be interesting to see how quickly you get a boost from silliness such as this.
Now, you may find yorself suddenly at the top of Googles rankings for HOT GAY COCK. Don't thank me, just convert your hosting businuess over to a pr0n site that has HOT GAY COCK, rake in the cash, and send me a cut. Afterall, Does your hosting businuess really make more money than a HOT GAY COCK site?
Now that we have worn that joke out completely, you should check the google listing for you page in a week or two to see where it is in the ranking for HGC. Since all the links to your site regarding HGC are from
(mods: this honestly isn't a troll, read the parent and grandparent posting.)
HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
That was a rare (and frightening!) look inside someone else's brain. Thank you.
The good thing is that, while it is indeed true that the search engines are manipulable, at least they do have workmanlike user interfaces.
I used to work in the large hosting business, and the gay porn sites were usually premium customers to have. The running joke around the office was if we ever wanted to make quick cash, it would be to get in the gay porn business.
;)
You wouldn't believe how much traffic they push, and the money they are willing to spend on servers.
Of course, the problem was always if they called support and complained that their images weren't showing up...
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