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Miguel de Icaza Explains How To "Get" Mono

LeninZhiv writes "It's perhaps the most controversial project in the open source world, but this mostly stems from misunderstanding: Mono, the open source development platform based upon Microsoft's .NET framework. Immediate reactions from many dubious Linux developers have ranged from confusion over its connection with .NET to wondering what the benefits of developing under it are. Throughout the course of its four years of intense development, sponsored by Novell, Mono founder Miguel de Icaza has had to frequently clarify the .NET issue and sell the community on it. In this new interview, Howard Wen asks Miguel to explain himself one more time."

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  1. It'll never work by geoffspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    Trying to tell people on Slashdot how to get Mono is kind of pointless. First you've got to talk to a girl.

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  2. mono sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    you unplug one of the speakers.

  3. Re:Whoops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    It's the only "mono" Slashdotters are going to get.

  4. Bullet Points by GodLived · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting interview. I often find myself talking in bullet points, but the way Miguel adds boldface and sublevel indents while talking - now that is an achievement.

  5. One wonders by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will the register-based VM of Parrot trump the plethora of stack-based environments in circulation, e.g. Mono?
    Or, will MS port its Office suite to C#, relase Linux binaries, and enjoy a jolly chuckle?

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  6. A shackers guide to Mono by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The dreaded "kissing disease" mono is transferred through saliva from one living host to another. Mono may incubate, biding it's time, in the human host for up to a month before it starts exibiting symptoms. Once mono kicks in, expect swelling of the throat and lymphic nodes, headaches, and extreme fatigue.

    Victims of mono can be identified by the paling or discoloration of the skin, and will commonly walk with a shuffle and have half-opened eyes because of fatigue. Because of the swelling of the throat they may have difficulty talking, and will usually only talk in groaning sounding, short sentances. They will hunger, and they will hunger for something that they can manage to swallow, such as soft, succulent human brains. If you see anybody shuffling towards you, looking dead tired, moaning braaiiiiiiiins, it's best to stay away, or you too may be infected. You may become infected through exchanging saliva, or more commonly, having the sick exchange salive with your blood in an attempt for him or her to feed off of your brain-meats. Mono infected people only take half damage against physical attacks, and can only truly be killed by completely desroying the body through total physical damage or by burning. Recommended for parties of 4-5 players, levels 6-8.

    1. Re:A shackers guide to Mono by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      That sounds more like pink eye.

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  7. Benefits of mono, and it's relationship to .net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mono is an Open Sores implementation of the .net Framework, that means that unlike the Closed Sores Implementation that microsoft has, you can spread Mono to anyone you kiss. The microsoft version, requires that you get it from a Microsoft authorised vendor, and well, who wants to kiss that guy eww!
    Now about the benefits, Since the open sores implementation is so infectious, you can get out of up to a month of social activities such as 'school' or 'work' to better work on your video game skills in your isolated room in your parents house.

  8. Re:Mono is a good thing by argent · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not combine GNUstep and MONO.

    It'd be even more fun than a Klingon-Esperanto dialect.

    I guess you haven't looked at GNUstep and .NET, how each is built, how they work, the languages and APIs they're built around.

  9. Re:why? by mwood · · Score: 2, Funny

    They won't "dump" it. MS hardly ever throws anything away. They'll just smear on another layer of frosting.

    Inside every DVD-ROM of bloatware there is an 11kB program screaming to get out.

  10. Re:Anyone Have Actual Experience With Mono? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Ok AC, can you show us some 'flawless' software that you have created? There is no such thing as 'flawless' software.
    /* true.c: do nothing, successfully. */

    int main (void)
    {
    return 0;
    }
    A thousand dollars to the first person to identify a flaw in the above code.
  11. Re:Anyone Have Actual Experience With Mono? by Rolan · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is really pathetic. A whole week to solve one issue? Man, I wouldn't want to hire you! Doesn't matter if it was Windows or Linux!

    That's alright, I don't want to work for anyone who makes decisions and judgements without the relevant information, i.e. you.

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  12. Re:Anyone Have Actual Experience With Mono? by Lije+Baley · · Score: 5, Funny

    >>VB didn't take the lion's share of professional software development because people loved the ascetics of the language.

    Yeah, I was once a VB ascetic. I spent a year wandering the desert, contemplating whether to use 1 or 0-based indexing. And when I returned with the Answer, there indeed was no love for me.

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