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EU Sleuths Think Microsoft Sabotaged Windows

Adam Zweimiller writes "The Inquirer is reporting that in it's ongoing battle with Microsoft, the European Commission is investigating the possibility that the Vole has sneakily sabotaged the Media Player-free versions of Windows it is obliged to ship to the EU. A report (subscription required) in today's Wall Street Journal suggests Microsoft has fiddled with the registry in its stripped-down Windows offerings and the result is that video clips embedded into Microsoft Word documents don't run properly, for example."

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  1. wha??? by eobanb · · Score: 1, Funny

    we all know Microsoft would never try and trick people into letting them get away with shutting out the competition...

    ...guys?

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  2. What's the deal? by dauthur · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can easily say without any evidence that they tampered with IE too. There's something wrong with ActiveX...

    1. Re:What's the deal? by eobanb · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's something wrong with ActiveX

      Of this I have no doubt.

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    2. Re:What's the deal? by XeRo_X4i · · Score: 5, Funny

      No. IE works as it should. Its completely 100% safe on my computer. Theres this built in function that most users over look and increase security by at least 100%. If you look at the top right of the IE browser, supposing you're currently using IE, theres a little red box with an X. Microsoft was smart enough to include this functionality into their browser that sets the browser to safe mode after clicking on it.

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    3. Re:What's the deal? by PakProtector · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you mean, something wrong? It's installing all my Malware just fine!

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  3. Sabotage by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft sabotaging Windows? No.

    Held Windows at gunpoint, danced around with it in front of the authorities, kicked it in the guts a few times, teased everyone by saying "you'll never get me!", and waged a decade-long seige .... a definte YES.

    And if they call bad coding "sabotage", well that's an interesting parallel universe they live in then.

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  4. This sounds like meetings I sit in ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Manager: Take that media player out of your operating system.
    Me: ok
    Manager: Why don't these media clips play anymore?
    What I'd like to say: Cause you're a fucking idiot. And you told me to take it out, which I did. So go fuck yourself, and stop telling me how to do my job.

  5. Sabotage, or.... by TheGuano · · Score: 5, Funny
    Microsoft ships out buggy code on their own schedule: people complain that they're incompetent, lazy, and making people to beta test for them.

    Microsoft ships out buggy code after a fight with the EU: people complain that they're intentionally sabotaging their code in retaliation.

    Please people, just pick one conspiracy theory and stick with it...

  6. Microsoft....CHEATING??????? by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Funny
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    1. Re:Microsoft....CHEATING??????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      and the sons of deposed generals in Nigeria don't have $10 million to wire to your bank account.

      Oh shit, are you serious? Oh MAN, brb, I gotta cancel some checks...

  7. Not one word in the article about... by xactuary · · Score: 5, Funny

    how this affects clippy or MS Bob.

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  8. Re:Gut reaction by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1, Funny
    Yeah...the European Union vs. Microsoft. The big-bureacracy socialist against the openly evil capitalist. Let's watch them fight. Anyone want some popcorn?

    I'm reminded of a quote from an arms dealer in a Chevy Chase movie: "Whoever wins, we win. Whoever loses...we win".

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  9. STOP THE PRESS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Customized Windows Media-less version of Windows fails to play Windows Media correctly!

  10. Wait a minute... by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft sabotaging their own code? Isn't that a little redundant? Just release security patches for the stripped-down version six months after the full version gets them.

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  11. Re:They "think" it was "sabotaged" ? by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 5, Funny

    My professor bitched when the printed out version's video wouldnt play.

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  12. something awful about that WMP format like ... by zoftie · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2384

  13. Re:Never attribute to malice by SunFan · · Score: 4, Funny


    In this case, it should read: "Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to both incompetence and malice."

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  14. Re:They "think" it was "sabotaged" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've always thought their Basic was rather good.

  15. Re:Someone give me one good reason... by fyoder · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why on earth you would ever want to put a video clip into a word processor document? Isn't the point of a word processor document that you might want to print it out?

    I think a very high percentage of word documents are never printed. People send them via email as attachments. And if you hunted these people down and killed them, the courts would say it was you who did something wrong, even if they embedded a video in the attached word document! Strange, but true.

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  16. What did they call the media free version? by Karem+Lore · · Score: 2, Funny
    Some thoughts on names:


    Windows XP Without Media Player

    Windows XP Media Player Free

    Windows XP with an executable deleted

    Windows XP MPFree :D

    Windows XP Click here to download Media Player

    Windows XP WOMP Version

    Win And Media Player Seperated (WINAMPS for short)

    What did M$ call it in the end?


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  17. Re:Need WMP to play video in Word! by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, what Word should do, according to the Microsoft developer documentation everybody else is supposed to read and follow, is use COM to request an object implementing the Media Player interface, and then make calls on that object to play media. As long as the underlying provider implements the complete interface as documented, the calling application isn't supposed to have to care exactly what the underlying provider is. This is, again according to Microsoft, exactly what COM is supposed to be for: allowing applications to use an interface without worrying about who's providing the implementation of that interface.

    Obviously if I don't have anything implementing the Media Player COM interface installed applications will fail trying to get an instance of that interface, but if I install say RealPlayer that correctly implements the documented Media Player COM interface then applications trying to play media should succeed (modulo supported codecs) and the media should play without problems.

    If COM (in it's latest naming) is good enough for Microsoft to tell the rest of the world to use it for this purpose, why isn't it good enough for Microsoft to use it as well?

  18. Re:They "think" it was "sabotaged" ? by eric76 · · Score: 4, Funny
    My professor bitched when the printed out version's video wouldnt play.

    I bet he's a Harry Potter fan.

  19. Re:Never attribute to malice by lanswitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never attribute to incompetence that which can be attributed to Microsoft.

  20. Re:Coupling is bad? Tell that to F1 racers. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it was a pipe, wouldn't it be F|?

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  21. Embedded Video by KidSock · · Score: 1, Funny

    video clips embedded into Microsoft Word documents don't run properly, for example

    No, I'd call that a bugfix.

  22. Sabotage? pfft by skinfitz · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Wall Street Journal suggests Microsoft has fiddled with the registry in its stripped-down Windows offerings and the result is that video clips embedded into Microsoft Word documents don't run properly, for example."

    Nah that's just Windows. *nothing* works properly.

  23. Re:They "think" it was "sabotaged" ? by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wouldn't install it if I had a signed afidavit from the CEO saying it won't call home or resist uninstallation, distills whiskey and prints $100 notes.

    Of course not, because then you'd have the Secret Service after you...

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  24. Re:Coupling is bad? Tell that to F1 racers. by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 4, Funny
    What Microsoft is doing is coding at F1 levels.
    Bar-Honda?
  25. Re:They "think" it was "sabotaged" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I wouldn't install it if I had a signed afidavit from the CEO saying it won't call home or resist uninstallation, distills whiskey and prints $100 notes.

    Um... what *kind* of whiskey?

  26. Re:They "think" it was "sabotaged" ? by G-funk · · Score: 1, Funny

    English motherfucker, do you speak it?

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  27. Re:They "think" it was "sabotaged" ? by jcuervo · · Score: 5, Funny
    I wouldn't install it if I had a signed afidavit from the CEO saying it won't call home or resist uninstallation, distills whiskey and prints $100 notes.
    Man, your priorities are all fucked up. :-)
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  28. Re:Someone give me one good reason... by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, that is just because some people think Word is Windows. :)
    BTW, that is not a joke, I work in tech support. :(


    No kidding... Wish I had mod points for you, but lacking them, I'll give a hearty "me too".

    My favorite - I have a never-ending war with spyware at my workplace (don't we all?). OVER HALF of people swear up and down that they don't ever use "the internet". Now, a few I expect just lie about it because they think I'll get them in trouble or something (look at porn all day for all it matters to me - Do your job, don't make extra work for me, and don't get me sued, and I really couldn't care less what you do on-line).

    I realized after a while what this really meant, when immediately after (sincerely) telling my she never used the internet, one coworker wanted to "show me something". She then opened "My Computer" and proceeded to type a URL (badly formed, but good enough to work) into the address bar.

    Totally blew me away - I never would have thought that, someone would actually believe that they have "google.com" on "My" Computer!

    So, BTW, how did all you Slashdotters get into my computer? Very rude of you not to knock, you know... And stop stalking me! I notice you on my computer at home, too! ;-)

  29. I don't see the malice in this case by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    EU: "MS, give us an OS without the media player"
    MS: "Ok. Here you go."
    EU: "Why doesn't this app that relies on the media player API work anymore?"
    MS: "Because you made us remove the media player."