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Major Hangups Over the iPod Phone

chadwick writes "It seemed like a sure thing: the iPod mobile phone. What could be more irresistible than a device combining the digital-music prowess of Apple Computer (AAPL) with the wireless expertise of Motorola (MOT)? Motorola sent its buzz machinery into overdrive in January when it leaked word that the product would debut at a cellular-industry conference in New Orleans in mid-March. Well, hold the phone. At the New Orleans confab, a frustrated Edward Zander, Motorola's chief executive, stood before a roomful of analysts and reporters and said the handset's debut would have to wait. "

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  1. iPod Cell Phone? by ZipR · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will you dial by twirling your fingers in a circle on the rotary sensor like an old pulse dialing phone?
    I could get behind that.

    1. Re:iPod Cell Phone? by natrius · · Score: 4, Funny

      The twirling your fingers action also improves your expertise in pleasuring women.

      Girlfriend: Did you just dial my best friend's number on me? How the hell do you know her number?!

      Recipe for disaster.

  2. New Annoying Ring Tones by [cx] · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now instead of hearing a crappy sounding ring tone you can hear the most annoying 50 cent song in CLEAR digital quality.

  3. Next time I see... by StimpyPimp · · Score: 5, Funny

    A person walking down the street with some white ear plugs, talking to themselves, about the mac cult taking over the world... or some such, I will assume they are just on the phone.

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  4. Inevitable result of iPod Phone. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny
    ring ring ring
    Mabel: "Henry!"
    Henry: "What, dear?
    Mabel: "It's one of those calls again.
    Henry: "What calls, dear?"
    Mabel: "Every 20 minutes or so, the phone rings and I pick it up and I hear some of that damn rock music"

    Meanwhile, somewhere 5 states away, Jason is grooving down the streets, buds in ears, with one hand on the iPod phone as he hits the controls and surfs through his really impressive Led Zep collection. Every once in a while, he presses a button and the song does not change. No idea why.

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  5. Worst.. by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 4, Funny

    Major Hangups Over the iPod Phone

    Worst.. pun... ever.

    (well someone had to say it... and at 200+ posts it was looking dangerously like they wouldn't)

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