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UN Wants To Regulate Internet

LegendOfLink writes "News.com has good interview with the UN's ITU Director, Houlin Zhao, and his desire to regulate the internet. He says "One of the most important changes was the early stages, when the Internet started, when ICANN started in 1998. The purpose was to exclude governments (but that didn't work). People realize today that the governments worldwide have to play a role. People say the Internet flourished because of the absence of government control. I do not agree with this view. I argue that in any country, if the government opposed Internet service, how do you get Internet service? If there are any Internet governance structure changes in the future, I think government rules will be more important and more respected." "

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  1. Er.... by Avyakata · · Score: 1, Funny

    I know this is odd and far off...but couldn't such a thing lead to an internet form of communism?

    1. Re:Er.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Meaning what? That I won't get modded any more than the person above or below this post?

  2. It's time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's time to create the outernet.

  3. Awesome... by DamienNightbane · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new UN Regulatory overlords...

  4. who wants to control the internet? by PopeAlien · · Score: 5, Funny

    everybody.

    But I think we should let the internet decide.

    1) the U.N.

    2) Ralph Nader

    3) China

    4) Cowboy Neal

    I'm going to sit this one out.

    1. Re:who wants to control the internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And remember, a vote for Nader is really just a vote for the U.N.!

  5. Re:Screw em shut it down. by amliebsch · · Score: 5, Funny
    How is the UN going to "Take" Control ?

    I'm not sure how exactly, but it will in some way involve black helicopters.

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  6. Re:Consider the source by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Funny
    (sings)

    If you go trading jpegs of Chariman Zhao, You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow...

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  7. As a US citizen... by d_p · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I look forward to ignoring UN regulation.

  8. Re:No, China wants to regulate the Internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I trust this guy about as far as I can throw a Chevy Suburban

    That's like what, 3 Volkswagen Beetles?

  9. And they want to regulate it how? by dacarr · · Score: 3, Funny
    Here's my question. How do they intend on "regulating" this internet thing? Do they intend on having an internet police force or something?

    I can see it now. "Open up! It's the internet police! We know you're sending spam in there!!!1!!!!11one!!"

    *sigh*

    Let the conspiracy theories begin.

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  10. Re:No thanks, we are just fine w/o you. by dubiousx99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Stick with censoring your own country's access to information but keep your damn hands off of mine. I can just see the next UN scandal. Porn for food program.

  11. Re:In other news... by Rorgg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, anything that leads to the bombing of AOL can't be ALL bad.

  12. Re:No thanks, we are just fine w/o you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    WHOAAA!!! spam is not a matter of frea speach
    Whatever you say Keanu, just run a spell checker next time, ok?
  13. I know this is a little troll by harlemjoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    but we should /. the un website

    maybe they will write a resolution demanding we stop...

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  14. Re:Irrelevant, they have no enforcement capability by randyest · · Score: 3, Funny

    Right on, I agree 100%.

    Assuming, of course, that by attention you mean pedophile rapists.

    That's what you meant, right?

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  15. Am I the only one that read past the headline? by MrTester · · Score: 3, Funny

    The UN doesnt want to control the internet (at least not according to anything in this piece) The ITU director wants to control the internet. Thats a big difference. Im an officer in the US Army. I want a higher salary. CMDR Taco should now post an article saying "US Army pushing for higher salaries."

  16. Re:No thanks, we are just fine w/o you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The next UN scandal is already in progres, the Jordanian peacekeepers having sex with goats scandal.

    No, I am not making this up.

  17. The UN??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! by tbone1 · · Score: 3, Funny
    The UN is like government without all the efficiency, accountability, and purpose. I wouldn't trust them with snake control in Ireland. Their competence is proportional to the least corrupt and least competent among them. If they start regulating the internet, OS X will be open to a multitude of viruses, BSD will become insecure, and /. will be a bastion of MicroSoft advocacy! Chaos,! Dogs and cats living together!

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  18. Re:Careful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I forget, is Koji Annan a US or UK Security Council rep?

  19. Re:A chinese guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's like having an impotent virgin gay man telling me how to fuck my wife.

    Catholic priests do *exactly* that (although I doubt they're virgin).

  20. Obligatory Simpsons reference by ryanvm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Principal Skinner: "Do you kids want to be like the real UN, or do you want to squabble and waste time?"

  21. Re:A chinese guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since you're a long-time /.er, I think it's safe to say that him telling or not telling you how do fuck your wife is irrelevant.

  22. On the other hand.... by abb3w · · Score: 4, Funny
    Do not fall for their promises of freedom from spam. It will do nothing but erode further the real freedoms that the Internet has created for the global community.

    But if China was running the Internet, we really COULD get spammers taken out and shot.

    Decisions, decisions...

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  23. Look on the bright side ;-) by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

    Instead, I would like to challenge someone to explain how this could possibly be a good thing.

    The families of trolls will be charged the price of the bullet.

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  24. Re:No thanks, we are just fine w/o you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't know, one time I drank a shitload, when I woke up the next day I couldn't remember the address for slashdot. I guess it all depends on which brain cells got nuked that night.

  25. They can take away our ICANN but they can never by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Funny

    take away our FREEDO [POP! CRACKLE!]

    **** TCP/IP Error
    **** This domain has been revoked by the country of origin
    **** Have a nice day
    **** US Big Brother Is Watching You

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  26. Re:No, China wants to regulate the Internet... by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Simple. The security council veto only exists to ratify reality, which is that you can't stop a sufficiently powerful sovereign nation from doing what it wants to do. When India's ability to act with impunity reaches the level of the UK's, then the UK should be ejected and India substituted.

    Another issue is how the EU can act like a country when it suits them (setting and enforcing trade policy), and like separate countries when it suits them (voting in the UN).

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  27. Re:No thanks, we are just fine w/o you. by jdgeorge · · Score: 3, Funny

    Read me now...ALL INFORMATION THAT EXISTS IS BIASED.

    Not so, mister smarty-pants. For example, the information I get from Fox News is not biased. It's Fair and Balanced. Seriously. It says so right up front, so it must be true. Who could call that biased?

  28. Re:No thanks, we are just fine w/o you. by oliverthered · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, the government would be out of a job if it didn't keep making new laws all the time.

    And we wouldn't want a Government that didn't interfere any more would we.

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  29. I for one by merc · · Score: 2, Funny

    welcome our new UN Internet-regulating overlords.

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  30. Re:Anti UN or what.. by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Funny

    U fear the UN it seems....U should....It shall undermine your world dominance......many want US to rule....even more want US to fall....and I...want neither...I prefer UN over US....it is no good, being "ruled" either way..:( And you...talk...like William...Shatner...

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  31. Re:A chinese guy by Xaleth+Nuada · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...like having an impotent virgin gay man telling me how to fuck my wife."

    Welcome to the Catholic Church.

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