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UCSB Student Engineers Grade Hack

An anonymous reader writes "The UCSB Daily Nexus reports "A UCSB student is being charged with four felonies after she allegedly stole the identity of two professors and used the information to change her own and several other students' grades, police said." The article goes on to note that, though working a few tricks to get into the system, she was fairly unsophisticated, and in fact failed to conceal her IP address from authorities. With other computing snafus recently making headlines, are universities too careless with their data?"

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  1. Blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Blowjob would have done the same without all this popularity. Huh .. kids will never learn.

    1. Re:Blowjob by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Professor, I will do ANYTHING to get an A. (wink wink nudge nudge"

      "Well then, why don't you try studying?"

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    2. Re:Blowjob by The+Amazing+Fish+Boy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd think her popularity would increase with the amount of sucking.

      Indeed. As illustrated by this excellent graph:

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    3. Re:Blowjob by R.Caley · · Score: 5, Funny
      Gee, no wonder women are leaving it.

      What with men having the advantage because they give better blowjobs you mean?

      "if a woman wants to get ahead, all she has to do is suck some dick."

      Strange choice of example. It says that men are easily corrupted by offers of trivial sexual favours. It doesn't say anything negative about women at all.

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    4. Re:Blowjob by locr1an · · Score: 5, Funny

      oh, men are usually so easy we don't *have* to offer a blowjob... I remember I used to manage an auto shop, and occasionally when things were slow I'd pull my car into the garage and change the oil, tune it up, etc. I kid you not, all I'd have to do is put my car on the lift and say in a tired voice "this drain plugs on really tight!" Next thing you know I'd have two guys working on my car to prove how easy it all is while I drank my coffee and listened to the radio show. please women...let them think they help us, let them think *they is* so so smart before you mess up my whole M.O.!!!

    5. Re:Blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      True Story:


      "What do I need to do to get an 'A'?"


      "The question is, 'What you need to do to keep your 'C'?'"

    6. Re:Blowjob by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know a lot of people who'd fire a woman offering a blowjob for a favour, if they were her employer/boss.

      Resumes, man! I need resumes!

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  2. Can't Hack It by Teknobob · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess it brings a new meaning to not being able to hack it in college.
    *ducks*

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  3. Re:Shoulda used an open wireless access point! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ugh. chicks are hacking their college grades now.

    Comp sci has suddenly become too common for me, I need a new career.

  4. Tor and Privoxy by dolo666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The least she could have done was use Tor and Privoxy. Oh well. So much for changing her grade. Now that she's going to be a bonified convict, she can pull down the six figures like Mitnick.

    1. Re:Tor and Privoxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They should just be happy that a woman is interested in computers!

  5. The Irony is by therealfitzman · · Score: 5, Funny

    the only grade that was changed was an F in "Ethics 101".

  6. War Games by bonch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Changing your grade is as simple as looking for the password taped under the desk!

  7. Re:Professor mistakes by bonch · · Score: 1, Funny

    In comp science class in high school, we switched the keyboards of two computers and actually convinced a student to type his password into Telnet for us. When the password wasn't appearing on screen, we shrugged cluelessly.

    We used the password to change his website into a massive gay porn site with images grabbed from Manhole.com. We put a giant ASCII penis in his signature file. And for good measure, we got his character stuck in an unescapable place in Dark Castle. All in the name of deviousness.

  8. Re:Shoulda used an open wireless access point! by jd · · Score: 5, Funny
    She might have gotten away with it if she had used an open wireless access point


    Nonono! The line is "if it hadn't been for those pesky kids and that dog!"

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  9. Signature fun by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 5, Funny

    A friend of mine at university used to have "Tempus Fugit" in his email signature file. This pretentiousness could not go unpunished so we changed it to "I wank daily"

    He was sending out emails with it on for a week before a professor wrote to him telling him to change it to something more appropriate.

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  10. Re:Professor mistakes by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Back in 1997 I saw my computer science professor log into his sun box, which was being projected onto a screen for everyone to see.

    I had an instructor who did the same thing. Except his password was 26 characters long. He did denied that it started with the letter 'a' and ended with the letter 'z'. Go figure.

  11. Re:Zen by Poeir · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd rather get a degree in Zan, be able to take water forms.

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  12. Super https by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "You have to use an encrypted web browser connection, so if you know that as the geeky https, you have to use an https connection, so that provides the real protection to it," Schmidt said.

    Not to be confused with regular https. Geeky https is where you've been taking too many brain pills and decide to encrypt regular http by hand!!! In 128-bit no less!

  13. UCSB by Jmechy · · Score: 2, Funny

    University of Computer Skills and Bowhunting.

    1. Re:UCSB by Jmechy · · Score: 2, Funny

      or rather, instead of the typical "University of Casual Sex and Booze" that we are always labeled as, now we can have something to really look up to! "University of Computer Skills and Bullshit"

  14. The professors' password, of course... by mrjb · · Score: 4, Funny

    was 'pencil'. That week. Written down on a piece of paper carefully kept in the drawer.

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  15. Re:Female? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "[W]as anybody else here just the LEAST bit surprised that this was done by a female?"

    No, actually. I've seen women sink to far lower depths in order to compete with other women, than men normally will. Women fight dirty, the ones that fight.

  16. Re:Don't sweat it by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Huh? It's emasculating to call someone a person?

    "Chairperson" is worse because it dehumanises the position

    Because we all know that people aren't human.

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  17. Re:"Hack"? by Frogbert · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of a little experiment I did with my universities ID card system. When you first enrol they ask you to supply, electronically, an image of your face so they can make you an ID card. I thought it was odd that they would ask for an image and not even check to see if it was of you.

    Now I'm white, small and not very built at all so naturally the only real option was for me to submit an image of Mr T. A fortnight passed with anticipation and soon my new ID was ready to be picked up. I had this whole bogus "There must have been some mistake here! This isn't me" speech ready or if I felt funny on the day I had the "This is so me, I pitty the foo who be discriminating against my people" speech. I go to pick up the ID, the lady asks for my student number, name, dob etc. Takes a look at the ID to see the details match and hands it over...

    nothing.

    She didn't even question the fact that there was a huge black man with bulk bling on my ID and it was clearly not me.

    I went home with my new souveneer, resubmitted my real photo and got a replacement ID two weeks later. I still bring the thing out for laughs.

  18. Re:she didn't compromise the system by mattspammail · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't have any mod points here, so I just logged in to the UCSB grading system and gave you a 100.

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  19. Re:she didn't compromise the system by Some_Llama · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't we learn anything from Wargames when it comes to changing grades?!?!

    The password is kept under the desk on a sheet of paper, look for the one right below the crossed out password.

    And don't change anything more than 1 or 2 grade levels... sheesh.