oh, men are usually so easy we don't *have* to offer a blowjob...
I remember I used to manage an auto shop, and occasionally when things were slow I'd pull my car into the garage and change the oil, tune it up, etc.
I kid you not, all I'd have to do is put my car on the lift and say in a tired voice "this drain plugs on really tight!" Next thing you know I'd have two guys working on my car to prove how easy it all is while I drank my coffee and listened to the radio show.
please women...let them think they help us, let them think *they is* so so smart before you mess up my whole M.O.!!!
short of monitoring every moment of a child's internet usage (which isn't truly practical) to ensure they don't end up going there.
No doubt! I have the same problem with my toddler and plastic grocery bags. I hide them real good, but the little sh*t always finds them. Sheesh...like I can watch her all the time!
Get real! Your children are your responsibility, and if you like to use the computer as a babysitter while you do your home teaching that is YOUR problem. If you don't have the initiative to monitor your childrens activity then hire a nanny...it would be easier for all involved.
Ok, I understand yank (that would be me if I'm correct) but, what in the heck is a pom?
Just so you don't think I'm lazy, I did google it but I only learned of Pepco inc (whatever the hell that is), wonderful fresh pomegranites and juices, parking meters and cheerleaders.
Please help out an ignorant yank and tell me what a pom is so I can stop wondering all day.
Has anyone noticed the falling stars? LOL
Go slashdot!! Before today the book had fairly decent ratings (4 or 5 out of five stars). Since this morning the reviews have fallen down to 2 and a half stars LOL. Is it possible to take it down to zero stars?? I'd like to find out
So I think that leaves us with
Lawers--0
We the people--more than you can count
I'm loving this LOL!!!
Of course, in the original Hitchhiker's Guide radio scripts, when Arthur pulls out Scrabble stones to discover the question to the answer "42" the sentence "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" emerges, and then Arthur says "Six by nine? Forty-two? You know, I've always felt that there was something fundamentally wrong with the Universe." -- it is at this point that a faint and distant voice says "base thirteen!".
42 (base 13) is equal to 54 (base 10). ( Douglas Adams has been quoted as saying "You just don't write jokes in base 13!")
To dispel any myths about 42, Douglas Adams also wrote on USENET. "The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do' I typed it out. End of story."
I've been trying for 3 freaking days to enter for a chance to be on the episode,but everytime I try to "click here to register now," it says that "This service is temporarily unavailable while we upgrade to serve you better."
3 days is NOT temporary. And now it's been Slashdotted?!?!? Thanks a lot:|
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Perhaps the joke this year is that one of these stories is actually legit? God knows it's probably the Paris Hilton one ...
and today I get mod points.... WTF?!?!
oh, men are usually so easy we don't *have* to offer a blowjob... I remember I used to manage an auto shop, and occasionally when things were slow I'd pull my car into the garage and change the oil, tune it up, etc. I kid you not, all I'd have to do is put my car on the lift and say in a tired voice "this drain plugs on really tight!" Next thing you know I'd have two guys working on my car to prove how easy it all is while I drank my coffee and listened to the radio show. please women...let them think they help us, let them think *they is* so so smart before you mess up my whole M.O.!!!
short of monitoring every moment of a child's internet usage (which isn't truly practical) to ensure they don't end up going there.
No doubt! I have the same problem with my toddler and plastic grocery bags. I hide them real good, but the little sh*t always finds them. Sheesh...like I can watch her all the time! Get real! Your children are your responsibility, and if you like to use the computer as a babysitter while you do your home teaching that is YOUR problem. If you don't have the initiative to monitor your childrens activity then hire a nanny...it would be easier for all involved.
Ok, I understand yank (that would be me if I'm correct) but, what in the heck is a pom? Just so you don't think I'm lazy, I did google it but I only learned of Pepco inc (whatever the hell that is), wonderful fresh pomegranites and juices, parking meters and cheerleaders. Please help out an ignorant yank and tell me what a pom is so I can stop wondering all day.
Has anyone noticed the falling stars? LOL Go slashdot!! Before today the book had fairly decent ratings (4 or 5 out of five stars). Since this morning the reviews have fallen down to 2 and a half stars LOL. Is it possible to take it down to zero stars?? I'd like to find out So I think that leaves us with Lawers--0 We the people--more than you can count I'm loving this LOL!!!
Of course, in the original Hitchhiker's Guide radio scripts, when Arthur pulls out Scrabble stones to discover the question to the answer "42" the sentence "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" emerges, and then Arthur says "Six by nine? Forty-two? You know, I've always felt that there was something fundamentally wrong with the Universe." -- it is at this point that a faint and distant voice says "base thirteen!". 42 (base 13) is equal to 54 (base 10). ( Douglas Adams has been quoted as saying "You just don't write jokes in base 13!") To dispel any myths about 42, Douglas Adams also wrote on USENET. "The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do' I typed it out. End of story."
The answer to everything...life, the universe and everything...is 42. Now about that question... ;)
no, the server is the vampire. The wheels are it's markings. ~We's dumb...dumb as hell.
I've been trying for 3 freaking days to enter for a chance to be on the episode,but everytime I try to "click here to register now," it says that "This service is temporarily unavailable while we upgrade to serve you better." 3 days is NOT temporary. And now it's been Slashdotted?!?!? Thanks a lot :|
Does this mean he's on a Mexican Radio?? No comprende :-/