Man Sells Baby to Pay for Gadgets

Posted by CmdrTaco on Friday April 1, 2005 @12:05AM from the dead-batteries-instead-of-dirty-diapers dept.

nzgeek writes "This guy seems to have a serious gadget addiction: 'we're selling our son for $30k. There's nothing sinister about this, he's not going into child slavery or anything, Randy and Linda just really liked his demeanor, and they're keen on a Kiwi kid because they're usually so healthy. I hear $30 grand is really good value these days. So help me out: what would be a good swag of gadgets to get hold of for US$30,000?' " This one definitely raises a lot of important questions. $30k is a lot of gadgets, so you must choose wisely!

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Oh, man. Here we go... by mshiltonj · 2005-04-01 00:15 · Score: 0, Troll

Fuck it. I'll see you tomorrow. Enjoy the horse shit.

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Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · 2005-04-01 03:51 · Score: 0, Troll

Gay cancer from multi-strain bug infested 12 inch nigger cocks to be precise.