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iCopulate Romances iPods, Executive Pong

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the a-million-and-one-uses dept.

mboverload was one of several readers to note that you can purchase aircraft tracking laser today at ThinkGeek. (TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now). You can also look into the new iPod accessory iCopulate which allows intimacy between mp3 players never before fantasized. And for the suit that has everything, Executve Pong.

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  1. Pong! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Am I the only one who wishes the Pong thing *wasn't* a joke? I mean, how cool would it be to project Pong onto an entire wall? If others are like me, ThinkGeek may end up having to make it into a *real* product. :-)

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  2. Thing is... by m50d · · Score: 4, Funny

    I didn't notice the iCopulate was a joke, because it sounds like exactly the sort of thing iPod users would go for.

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  3. iCopulate isn't accurately described by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, it comes in two forms, the iCopulate and the iMasturbate. iCopulate is an add-on for the iPartner product.

    (Somebody please tell me there's no truth to the notion that the internal project name for iMasturbate was "Hand Jobs a Winner". That's simply too bizarre to believe...isn't it?)

  4. Black-projector rules baby! by Jtheletter · · Score: 3, Informative
    I think the real super-secret tech advancement demonstrated by these products is the Executive Pong set that somehow manages to project the classic BLACK pong background onto a bright white wall.

    Simply amazing! I must own one!

    ;P

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  5. April Fools Day annoys me. by rtphokie · · Score: 3, Funny

    This isn't funny, the story on Space Daily about Bush supposedly cancelling the shuttle program isn't funny. None of this garbage is funny.

    Why does every news source, especially those online, feel the need to pull a cutsie April Fools prank. The practice makes the web practically useless on this day for any news.

    We get enough of this from our local morning drive-time morning zoo wacky radio DJs. Why cant Slashdot be above this?

    1. Re:April Fools Day annoys me. by zoomba · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lighten up, it's one day out of the year, people have fun with it... chill out.

  6. Don't believe the Pope by ferrocene · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear he's playing the world's greatest April Fools joke today.

    He's gonna pop up tomorrow and be like, "0wn3d!"

    Or something.

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